4 people on a train carriage, an Aussie, a kiwi, a Swedish chick and an old granny.

They go through a tunnel and everything goes dark, all of a sudden there is this huge SMACK, as they go out of the tunnel there is a throbbing hand print on the kiwi.

The granny thinks "the kiwi must of grabbed the Swedish girls bottom and got slapped, serves him right".

The Swedish chick thinks "the kiwi must have tried to grab my arse, but missed and got the granny, so she slapped him".

The kiwi thinks "the Aussie must have grabbed the Swedish chicks arse and she thought it was me"

The Aussie thinks "damn, I can't wait till another tunnel so I can slap that kiwi again"

Should've just punched him out.

old but gold

4 people on a train carriage, an Aussie, a kiwi, a Swedish chick and an old granny.

hahaha

that joke like, sucked.

jokes have feelings too :<

Makaveli
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go home little man.

Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader.
This is Leroy's homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence .


1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the hotel everybody.

2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.

3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb.

4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.

5. Rectum - I had two Cadillacs, but my bitch rectum both.

6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.

7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.

8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake." He say, "Bulls***, that watch israel."

9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine.

10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the poolhall.

11. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you break.

12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan
on stain for dinner?"

13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say fortify."

14. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife.

Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word:
Today's word is :"OMELETTE"
Let us use it in a sentence.

"I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide."

what nationality is the granny?

My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her

Ah, a bit of Futurama ...

What are two similarities between Michael Jackson and Nintendo ?

They both get turned on by children.

Man, somebody get that catacomb.

Best of the thread.

And another in the Michael Jackson theme.

How does Michael Jackson know its bed time?

When the big hand is on the little hand.