Props to Velvetcouch who pointed this out to me, I heard it and thought it was hilarious, it's on the radio, anybody heard it?

Why is marijuana not legal? Why is marijuana not legal?
It’s a natural plant that grows in the dirt.
Do you know what’s not natural?
80 year old dudes with hard-ons. That’s not natural.
But we got pills for that.
We’re dedicating all our medical resources to keeping the old guys erect,
but we’re putting people in jail for something that grows in the dirt?

You know we have more prescription drugs now.
Every commercial that comes on TV is a prescription drug ad.
I can’t watch TV for four minutes without thinking I have five serious diseases.
Like: “Do you ever wake up tired in the morning?”
Oh my god I have this, write this down. Whatever it is, I have it.
Half the time I don’t even know what the commercial is…
people running in fields or flying kites or swimming in the ocean.
I’m like that is the greatest disease ever. How do you get that?
That disease comes with a hot chick and a puppy.

The schools now… It is all about self-esteem in the schools now.
Build the kids’ self-esteem, make them feel good about themselves.
If everybody grows up with high self-esteem, who is going to dance in our strip clubs?
What’s going to happen to our porno industry?
These women don’t just grown on trees.
It takes lots of drunk daddys missing dance recitals before you decide to blow a goat on the internet for fifty bucks.
And if that disappears, where does that leave me on a Friday night with my new high speed connection?

CHORUS: baby sing, sing, sing, sing, sing your song,
sing for me,com'mon now sing, baby sing sing sing, sing your song,
sing to me, sing a song

Masterminds are another word that comes up all the time.
You keep hearing about these terrorists masterminds that get killed in the middle east.
Terrorists masterminds.
Mastermind is sort of a lofty way to describe what these guys do, don’t you think?
They’re not masterminds.
“OK, you take bomb, right? And you put in your backpack. And you get on bus and you blow yourself up. Alright?”
“Why do I have to blow myself up? Why can’t I just…”
“Who’s the f***ing mastermind here? Me or you?”

Americans, let’s face it: We’ve been a spoiled country for a long time.
Do you know what the number one health risk in America is?
Obesity. They say we’re in the middle of an obesity epidemic.
An epidemic like it is polio. Like we’ll be telling our grand kids about it one day.
The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004.
“How’d you get through it grandpa?”
“Oh, it was horrible Johnny, there was cheesecake and pork chops everywhere.”

Nobody knows why were getting fatter? Look at our lifestyle.
I’ll sit at a drive thru.
I’ll sit there behind fifteen other cars instead of getting up to make the eight foot walk to the totally empty counter.
Everything is mega meal, super sized. Want biggie fries, super sized, want to go large.
You want to have thirty burgers for a nickel you fat mother f***er. There’s room in the back. Take it!
Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that? It’s only three more cents.

CHORUS: baby sing, sing, sing, sing, sing your song,
sing for me,com'mon now sing, baby sing sing sing, sing your song,
sing to me, sing a song

Sometimes you have to suffer a little bit in your youth to motivate yourself to succeed in later life.
Do you think if Bill Gates got laid in high school, do you think there’d be a Microsoft?
Of course not.
You got to spend a long time in your own locker with your underwear shoved up your ass before you start to think,
“You’ll see. I’m going to take of the world of computers! I’ll show them.”

We’re in one of the richest countries in the world,
but the minimum wage is lower than it was thirty five years ago.
There are homeless people everywhere.
This homeless guy asked me for money the other day.
I was about to give it to him and then I thought he was going to use it on drugs or alcohol.
And then I thought, that’s what I’m going to use it on.
Why am I judging this poor bastard.
People love to judge homeless guys. Like if you give them money they’re just going to waste it.
Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do? Save it up and buy a wall unit?
Take a little run to the store for a throw rug and a CD rack? He’s homeless.
I walked behind this guy the other day.
A homeless guy asked him for money.
He looks right at the homeless guy and says why don’t you go get a job you bum.
People always say that to homeless guys like it is so easy.
This homeless guy was wearing his underwear outside his pants.
Outside his pants. I’m guessing his resume isn’t all up to date.
I’m predicting some problems during the interview process.
I’m pretty sure even McDonalds has a “underwear goes inside the pants” policy.
Not that they enforce it really strictly, but technically I’m sure it is on the books.

CHORUS: baby sing, sing, sing, sing, sing your song,
sing for me,com'mon now sing, baby sing sing sing, sing your song,
sing to me, sing a song

yer heard this at work the other day.

work pretty much stopped while we listened.

Aren't there ways for homeless people to become not homeless?

I hate it when people ask me for money. It wouldn't be so bad if I had money to waste on them. And it always seems like they only ask me? What's up with that?

is it supposed to be funny?

is it supposed to be funny?

It is if you don't have a pole shoved up your ass in a humourless kind of lifestyle, I suppose, yeah.

yeh, just heard it on JJJ

wow its the sunscreen song modernised but without john saffrons input...

Been on nova a few times, funny s***.

It is if you don't have a pole shoved up your ass in a humourless kind of lifestyle, I suppose, yeah.

well its not funny while reading it. it might be funny if i listened to it.

Wasn't havin a go at you in particular, sorry =P

JJJ tries so hard to be alternative.

i gave up listening to that station when i realised how much of a joke it is.

yeah I thought of the sunscreen song as I was reading it. Weren't you going to take out a restraining order against velvet couch loki?

I've got the whole lazyboy album.

Its pretty darn good, interesting facts and quotes on top of some good beats.

How is jjj a joke infinex? Because they dont play your favourite boyband? Tries so hard to be alternitive my arsehole, there is a market for the music that gets played on it. Besides, they find artists like Missy Higgins who years down the track the c*******s at the big commercial stations go "oh yeah, maybe we should have looked at finding some good local talent instead of getting a quick buck from some f***wit no one will remember in a few months"
...I can't f***ing stand the retarded djs on Nova, B105 and triple m, let alone the majority of the music and the millions of f***ing ads.

More to the point, anyone who plays Simple Plan needs to die. Talk about the epitome of stupid teeny no one understands me angst. ffs, it even has that exact line in their lyrics.

Do you ever feel like breaking down?
Do you ever feel out of place?
Like somehow you just don't belong
And no one understands you

Do you ever wanna run away?
Do you lock yourself in your room?
With the radio on turned up so loud
That no one hears you screaming

No you don't know what it's like
When nothing feels alright
You don't know what it's like to be like me

To be hurt
To feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked
When you're down
To feel like you've been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down
When no one's there to save you
No you don't know what it's like

Welcome to my life

Now that is the joke

ARGH!!!
:(

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Missy Higgins sucks, her accent is annoying. Oh and radio sucks too, move with the times people, music streaming for life!

Missy higgins is cool, she is a southener..of course her voice is gonna be weird you stooge.

They dont have a DJ on nova yet, but thanks anyway.
People that listen to JJJ are the same people that go "Ohh I dont like that band anymore because they are popular now" faggets. Burn in a fire you f***ing c***s be happy that your fav band is getting the attention you think they deserve.

Besides, they find artists like Missy Higgins who years down the track the c*******s at the big commercial stations go "oh yeah, maybe we should have looked at finding some good local talent instead of getting a quick buck from some f***wit no one will remember in a few months"

Get over it douche.

JJJ discovered Missy Higgins, she vanished for 2 years while she went on bender, she returned finally released her album, became a generic pop singer and the rest is history.

This is the same station that "rediscovered" Kylie Monogue. Thank god for that.

JJJ has some great music, but my god they have some much retarded bulls*** on it. Hack is f***ing gay, the morning show is f***ing gay, and super request is f***ing gay. Its no wonder people listen to Nova or even B105/MMM. I'd rather listen to the exact same songs every 90 minutes than listen to some boring DJ discuss with a boring as s*** band their influences and some boring anecdotes.

And, hell i like JJJ. I listen for the music (which they play occasionally), the rest of the time they might as well have ads.

I love nova, yes I hear songs twice a day at work, but it has no ads and has no retarded bands like on JJJ.
No 1 wants to listen to bands called "wooptee doos and yellow goat hair"...

Also bevan and the various other skits crack me up.

:( I was just using missy higgins as an example, I dont particularly like her and was just caught up in my rant.

... back on topic, some of that song made me smile.

Only good thing about triple j is full metal racket with andrew haug.

Ever walked through a park and been asked for a smoke by kids who look about eleven? How do these children get THAT hooked on smoking? Now there's an issue.

retarded djs on Nova

What DJs? I haven't heard a single DJ talk at all.. ever. I'm liking Nova, you're never quite sure what you're going to get next. Occasionally I'll switch back to JJJ, but the people talking on the middle of the sonds just gets on my nerves now.

Then again, most of the time I listen to CDs in the car anyway.

What the heck is a Missy Higgins? ;)

Don't mind the lyrics in that song. Bit of a laugh and it's social commentary at the same time. They're the new Bob Dylan :P

I haven't heard this "song" as yet...but am I the only one who see's more than a slight nod toward Denis Leary's Lock n Load standup routine?


"Everyone knows that the underwear goes inside the pants. Not here, not here, not here, insidethef***inpants!!!! That's why it's called UNDER-f***IN-WARE!!"

i pretty much just listen to nova (i like bevan and his mistletoe belt, just for the ladies)

usually its mp3s in the car anyway, only nova when wifey cracks the poops with my tunes

used to be only the jjj's but their djs have been getting progressively worse over the years

less chat, more tunes jjj's if u want your listeners back

Triple J is nothing without adam and will...

it is a joke BECAUSE it tries so hard to be cool.

does every song have to have some sort of half smart lyric in it to be cool?

i agree with nF.

some homeless ruff crack hoe in the city a few years ago asked me for some money for a drink.

i told her to find a tap.

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anyone else absolutely devistated that adamn and will are gone >: and not just that, the fact that they're getting replaced by those completely NOT funny retards jay and lindsay. That just puts a huge down on my morning now, no mary from junie, no jasphers jokes, not andrew denton, no are you smarter thand dools, its just gonna be s*** >:

On the topic of tripple js music though, i listened to tripple jay a few times when i was a bit younger (like 14?) and just thought wtf is this s***, but when i started at my current job all we listen to all day every day is jjj, and if you hear one of jjj's "weird or alternative" songs 2 times a day 3 days in a row it realy realy does grow on you and i find myself singing along to songs like coin operated boy for gods sake. anyways jjj for the win, maybe not so much now adamn and will are gone >:

nova is ok sometimes. but last night it was just complete s***, other than the ministry of sound session.

don't bother with the radio any more it is the same atv just ads and more f***ing ads and some s*** music thrown in between them

ok, just heard lazyboy for the first time tonite on the way to the bball (bullets lost to adelaide)

a shiny quarter for whoever can tell me who does the commentary

the voice is familiar but i cant work out who it is

imperial knows the score

have you heard selfish girls stay thin?
wow

ive just downloaded it. awsome song. been playing it all night.


Sometimes you have to suffer a little bit in your youth to motivate yourself to succeed in later life.
Do you think if Bill Gates got laid in high school, do you think there'd be a Microsoft?
Of course not.
You got to spend a long time in your own locker with your underwear shoved up your ass before you start to think,
"You'll see. I'm going to take of the world of computers! I'll show them."

lol i love that verse!!

i listen to 612AM, sif FM stations.

If i want music I listen to MP3's, 612AM rocks if you like to learn new things and keep up with current affairs.

i herd its Steve-O form jackass. Can anyone back this up ?

spidz: or if you want to listen to the cricket.

Wouldn't it be the guy from the group?

EDIT: I tried going to the site to find out but it was the most annoying site known to man :(

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no mary from junie

Imperial....its Junee pronounced Jew-knee. I know I grew up in Junee....lived there nearly 20 years. Mary is nothing special I know her son William (Bill/Dozer) quite well.

Would have been good if Adam and Wil had have asked Mary about the time her wig blew off at the local cricket and one of the kids had to chase it across the field for her.

it does sound like steve-O!

indeed fpot - kerry makes me laugh lots.

Spidz, how the hell do u put up with Spencer Housen? f*** me I hate that c***.

Spook I reckon it might be Greg Giraldo from Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn. I thought at first it might be him because it sounds a bit similar to I'm An a****** by Denis Leary who is also sometimes on the show but it just really sounds like him. If anyone here watches Tough Crowd agree/disagree.

i reckon your right

The voice you hear is comedian Greg Giraldo

from some website

its on the internet, thats good enuff proof for me!

http://krockradio.com/videos/