Hey man your bleedin.

"I ain't got time to bleed"

Predator

http://www.srl.utu.fi/AuxDOC/tke/stuff6/STFU.jpg

No, toughest one liner in a movie is from Tombstone with Kurt Russell.

After he smacks the faro dealer with his gun, he says "Well? You gunna do something, or just stand there and bleed"

Rock on ...

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

yippy kay yay muthaf***er

yippy kay yay muthaf***er

Trog gets wet when he hears that line... I thought we were talking about the toughest, not the hottest?

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!

God damnit bad. That was gonna be mine :(

Why couldn't you put the bunny back in the box?

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"You got served!"
from
You got served

heh

"Let's play some basketball" - Michael Jordan, Space Jam.

"King.. Kong.. aint got s***.. on meeeeeeeeeeeeeee !!!!" *sprays oozies* Malibu's Most Wanted.

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"He'll get his mit back all right. Then he'll play catch with this guy's balls."

Air Force One

"We meet again Obi Wan. At last, the circle is now complete"

"Ow, that hurt you A-HOLE." Dr Evil.

Why couldn't you put the bunny back in the box?

What's that from? It sounds familiar?

it's from Con Air

"I musn't run away... I musn't run away"

"Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown"

Stanley, see this? This is this. This ain't something else. This is this. From now on, you're on your own.

"say bitch be cool"

"I fart in your general direction"

Search for the holy grail


ET

:)

"If any of you mother f***ers move i will execute every last one of you" - pulp fiction

Any of you f***in' pricks move, and I'll execute every mother f***in' last one of ya.

You got knocked the f*** out!!

"The AK47. When you absolutely positively have to kill every mother f***er in
a room... accept no substitute" -Ordell Robbie, Jackie Brown

I love that movie, just sittin back on the couch smoking some columbian green and watching Babes with guns.. :)

is jackie brown tarantino's 3rd film?

Yes

Yes, I believe it is as Kill Bill Volume 1 is his 4th movie.

Also a quote from this movie.

"Those of you who are still alive leave now, But leave your limbs
behind they belong to me" Black Momba, Kill Bill Vol 1

"you need a band-aid"

from swat. samual mother f***ing jackson

"astalavista, baby."

no introductions needed.

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"Say 'ello to my little friend!" - Al Pacino in Scarface.

"You coward you just shot an unarmed man"

"Well he should have armed himself is he's gonna decorate this here salloon with my friends" - Clint Eastwood, Unforgiven

""Those of you who are still alive leave now, But leave your limbs
behind they belong to me" Black Momba, Kill Bill Vol 1"

It wasnt Black Mumba, I was Uma Thurmen Feks me what her charicters name is.

isn't her nickname black mamba?

GET OFF MY PLANE

hello mr anderson

uma thurman aka black mamba aka beatrix kiddo aka the bride and in the end aka mommy

just got the kill bill vol1 + vol2 posters too bad they arent the mounted ones

"say ello to meh little freind" sprays room with his gun.

sifn't scarface

"Would you mind not shooting at the thermonuclear weapons?"

John Travolta in Broken Arrow

"I live my life a quarter mile at a time, nothing else matters, for those ten seconds or less, I'm free."

anything said by Clint Eastwood (pre bridges over madison county) wins.

I mean can you really compete with the 'do you feel lucky punk' sequence?

"you know how i said i would kill you last?"


"i lied"

"God's sitting this one out." - The Punisher

anything said by Clint Eastwood (pre bridges over madison county) wins.

ahhahahaha

Hardcore lines from MAN ON FIRE:

Creasey's art is death, and he's about to paint his masterpiece. Stay out of his way.

Forgiveness is between them and God. It's my job to arrange the meeting

Lisa: What are you going to do?
Creasy : What I do best: I'm gonna kill 'em. Anyone who was involved, anyone who profited from it, anyone who opens their eyes at me.

Creasy has rectally inserted a timer bomb on a five minute countdown into Fuentes
Fuentes : Wait! Last wish?
Creasy : Last wish? I wish you had more time

Well, onto the next life for you my friend. I promise you won't be lonely.


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"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig"

Clint Eastwood - The Good, The bad and The Ugly

"I know what you're thinking - did he fire 6 shots or only 5?...."

Clint Eastwood - Dirty Harry

Bounty Hunter: "A man's gotta do something for a livin'" Josey Wales: "Dyin' aint' much of a livin' boy"

Clint Eastwood - The Outlaw: Josey Wales

First, you're going to take three steps towards me so you can put your hands on my waist. Then you're going to kiss me in 3... 2...

Mandy Moore - How To Deal

whats happens after 2 Rev? or did you pass out?

Well, someone had to say it:

That's not a knife... This is a knife!

"I live my life a quarter mile at a time, nothing else matters, for those ten seconds or less, I'm free."

Not lamest!

"oooo, you know he dead!"

"wipe yourself off, you're dead"
Rush hour!

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A mixture of prozac, valium and ritalin. The breakfast of champions.

"let off some steam, bennett"

"Do i smell gasoline?"

(from Act 4, scene 3)

KING HENRY V:

"We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition:
And gentlemen in England now a-bed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day."

Typo is an intellectual...

"You have 20 seconds to comply" ED-209 - Robocop

The fact that you've got REPLICA written down the side of your guns and the fact that I've got Desert Eagle .50 written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking along with your presence, now, f*** off.

Vinnie Jones - Snatch

"Death awaits you all, with nasty big pointy teeth"

Monty Python - Holy Grail

The voice over at the end of usual suspects as Spacey is walking and loses the limp....

"He showed these men of will, what will really was"

Keiser Soze - Usual Suspects

Every second thing said in the punisher!

"I've killed everything thats ever walked or crawled, at one time or another. Now I'm here to kill you Little Bill."

Clint then proceeds to turn Gene Hackmans head into pate' with ye old double barrel scatter-gun.

Toughness factor 9.25/10

hehe spidz that's a classic line.

Tombstone

Doc Holliday: It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds.

John Ringo: Isn't anyone here man enough to play for blood?
Doc Holiday: I'm your huckleberry.

Johnny Ringo: My fight's not with you, Holliday.
Doc Holliday: I beg to differ, sir. We started a game we never got to finish. "Play For Blood" -- remember?
Johnny Ringo: Oh that. That was just foolin' about.
Doc Holliday: I wasn't.

Turkey Creek Jack Johnson: Why do you do it?
Doc Holliday: Wyatt is my friend.
Turkey Creek Jack Johnson: Friend? Hell, I got lots of friends.
Doc Holliday: I don't.

And my favorite.

Doc Holliday: I have not yet begun to defile myself.

The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (1990):
Ford Fairlane: Conversation with Zuzu Petals was like masturbating with a cheese grater: slightly amusing, but mostly painful.

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/3754/quotes.html

can't belicve noone's said the best one yet:

"Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?"

Also for fun: "If I was a butt cowboy, I wouldn't even throw you to the posse."

gumby wins, f*** that movie rocks.

Full Metal Jacket
-This is your rifle, you will give it a girl's name, because it is the only pussy you pukes will be getting! There will be no more finger-banging little Miss Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her purty pink panties! (Submitted by AJS)
-What we have here, my little yellow sister, is a prime example of Alabama black snake!
-God has a hard on for marines because we kill everything we see. He plays His games, we play ours. To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls. God was here before the marine corps, so you can give your heart to Jesus, but your *ss belongs to the corps!
-Today you are no longer maggots. Today you are marines. You're part of a brotherhood.
-There is no racial bigotry here. We do not look down on n*****s, kikes, wops or greasers. Here, you are all equally worthless.
Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked sh*t that high.
I am... in a world... of sh*t.
I guess they'd rather be alive than free. Poor dumb b*st*rds
Who said that? Who the f*ck said that? Who's the slimy communist sh*t twinkle-toed c*cksucker who just signed his own death warrant?
-Privage Pyle, you are so ugly, you are uglier than a modern art masterpiece.
It is a hard heart that kills. If your killer instincts are not clean and strong you will hesitate at the moment of truth. You will not kill. You will become dead marines. And then you will be in a world of sh*t. Because marines are not allowed to die without permission. Do you maggots understand?
-Private Pyle, I'm gonna give you three seconds, exactly three f*ckin' seconds to wipe that stupid grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull f*ck you!
-Bullsh*t! It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's *ss and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.
What is your malfunction, numbnuts?
Pyle, you had best unf*ck yourself and start sh*tting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely f*ck you up!
You know there's not a single horse in the entire country of Vietman? There's definitely something wrong with that.
-I think what she's trying to say is that you black boys pack too much meat.
-You write "Born to Kill" on your helmet and you wear a peace button. What's that supposed to be, some kind of sick joke?!
-I wanted to meet stimulating and interesting people of an ancient culture, and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill.
-If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is poontang.
-A day without blood is like a day without sunshine
-Anyone who runs is V.C. Anyone who stands still is well-disciplined V.C.
-Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and f*ck my sister.
-Hey, you got girlfriend in Vietnam? Me so horny. Me love you long time.
-This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
-Well I got a joke for you. I'm gonna tear you a new *sshole.

you forgot

"do you suck dicks?"

"no sir"

"bulls*** I bet you could suck a golfball through a gardenhose"

"now click your heels three times and think of home"

gotta be the hardest of hardcore!

Full Metal Jacket rocks...

"Did your parents have any children that lived?!"

"You are nothing but unorganised grabastic pieces of amphibian s***!"

"Game over man, Game over!"
-aliens

The Rock

PAXTON: Mr. Mason, I'm special agent in charge, Paxton.

MASON: In charge of what? f***ing me over for another three decades?

PAXTON: I know nothing about your previous matters. I'm here because a special situation exists which you might be able to help us with.

MASON: And what might that be? I've been in jail for longer than Mandela, so maybe you want me to run for president.



GOODSPEED: I'll do my best

MASON: Your best. Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and f*** the prom queen.

[Training Day]

- To protect the sheep you gotta catch the wolf, and it takes a wolf to catch a wolf.

- You got a kid, right?
Jake Hoyt : Yeah, I got a little girl.
Alonzo Harris : I've got five. All boys. You ever need a son, you let me know. I'll hook your old lady up. I can't miss.
Jake Hoyt : Can we not talk about my family?
Alonzo Harris : That's cool, I respect that. I remember what it was to have a pretty young bride. You probably still f*** her face to face, don't you?

- Alonzo Harris : Motha f***er. You shot me in the ass

- Alonzo Harris : Get some chow in you before we go to the office, my dollar.
Jake Hoyt : Thank you sir, but I ate...
Alonzo Harris : Fine, don't.
Jake Hoyt : It's nice here.
Alonzo Harris : May I read my paper?
Jake Hoyt : I'm sorry, sir, I...
Alonzo Harris : Thank you.
Jake Hoyt : You know what, I'll get something to eat.
Alonzo Harris : Oh Hell no you won't, you f***ed that up

Alonzo Harris : But, I don't believe you. You tapped that ass, didn't you. C'mon, tell the truth, you know you tapped that ass. You put her in the backseat, BAM. Code-X.
Jake Hoyt : Look man, I got a wife.
Alonzo Harris : You got a dick. You do have a dick, don't you? Okay, the dick lines up straight like that right? To the right of it and to the left of it are pockets, right? In those pockets are money. Look in either one of 'em, pay the bill.

The Mask - "Somebody Stop Me!"

'Sif a guy with a green face and a yellow suit is not the hardest of hardcore

" I'm Buck.. and im here to f***" - Kill Bill Vol 1

" You pretty good with that shotgun?"

" Not that i have to be at this range but im a f***ing sergon with this shotgun" - Kill Bill Vol 2

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"psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, i dont give a f*** how crazy they are"

A boy's best friend is his mother

"It got into my hand and went bad... so I lopped it off at the wrist."

Raoul Duke: You can turn your back on a person, but, never turn your back on a drug. Especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye.

Raoul Duke: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

Narrator: We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

-Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

i could go on forever with lines from that movie, i picked a couple of good ones

Snatch

Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey f***** balls.
Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey f***** balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... f*** off!

Brick Top: You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
Sol: Would someone mind telling me, who are you?
Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig s***, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig."

Basically the whole script is f***en awesome, especially Bullet Tooth Tony's lines, especially;

Bullet Tooth Tony: Boris the Blade? As in Boris the Bullet-Dodger?
Avi: Why do they call him the Bullet-Dodger?
Bullet Tooth Tony: 'Cause he dodges bullets, Avi.

i already said the replica one gumby ;)

Yeah but my delivery was better... ;)

"Would you mind not shooting at the thermonuclear weapons?"

Haha, that one's brilliant.

Also yeah, love the "Why couldn't you put the bunny back in the box?"

I seem to remember there was a brilliant one in Face/Off too (Aside from "Peach? I can eat a peach for hours").

Oh yes:
"Oh well, plan B. Let's just kill each other."
Castor Troy: "Watch your f***ing mouth."
Sean Archer: "We are a covert anti-terrorist team that is so secret, when we snap our fingers NOTHING HAPPENS!"

Also, noone's mentioned any from Boondock Saints! (is it even worth quoting the one with the cat? ... (those who have seen it will undoubtably remember that scene :))
Ah wth :)

Rocco: F**kin, what the f**king f**k! Who the f**k f**ked this f**king...how did you 2 f**kin f**ks...f***?
MacManus: Well it certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.

Conner: Jeso, he brought a 6-shooter!
Murphy: There were 9 guys. What were you gonna do? Laugh the last 3 to death?

Paul Smecker: Television is the explanation for this. You see this in bad television. Little assault guys creeping through the vents, coming in through the ceiling--that James Bond s*** never happens in real life, professionals don't do that!

Murphy: So you're Chekov, huh? Well, this here's McCoy. Find a Spock: we got us an away team.

Il Duce: Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.

Last but not least:

Murphy MacManus: You and your f***ing rope.

Yeah but my delivery was better... ;)

yours was ruined immediately by putting an exclamation mark after the f*** off. Because if you watch the movie again you will see he just casually adds f*** off in a completely monotoned way with no expression at all ;)

Way of the Gun

Bar Patron : Hey, hey. Yeah you, get up. What are you retarded, get off the f***ing car.
Raving Bitch : Hey dickless get off the f***ing car. Hey f*** suck get your slippery f***ing ass of the car. Listen to me, get off the f***ing car with your f***ing ass.

Parker : Shut that c***s mouth or I'll come over ther and f*** start her head.

Raving Bitch : You're gonna wish you never got up this f***ing morning a******, because my boyfriend's gonna f*** you up, and then after that while he's f***ing up your f***ing gay uncle over there I'm gonna cut off your cock and mail it to your mother. You f***ing f***** bitch. You gaylord f***ing bitch. How do you like that? You like that a lot you f***ing f*****? You like to ass f***? Fontanella f***ing baby head. You like to f*** baby head?
Bar Patron : Go ahead
Raving Bitch : You like to f*** boys. He's gonna f*** you in the ass, how do you like that he's not even gay but he'll do it just...
Bar Patron : Honey honey. She's got a big mouth but she's not kidding. I'm gonna whip you silly and I'm gonna f*** you stupid. You wanna do the man dance? First dance is yours.

The part in itallics is the one liner, the rest is just context.

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yours was ruined immediately by putting an exclamation mark after the f*** off. Because if you watch the movie again you will see he just casually adds f*** off in a completely monotoned way with no expression at all ;)

That was just my enthusiatic finish to the delivery! ;)

asif Yellowbeard didn't have the maddest quotes! :P

I'm gunna make you eat both your own buttocks!

I'll kill anyone that gets in the way of me killing anyone!

Yeah, it would ooze a lot, heads do. But I could live with that.

If you say you don't know what map, i'll nail your tits to the table!

It's been twenty years since we had a little cuddle, and what do you do? Come in and give me a kiss? No, you rush in and hack a hole in the wall.

Dying's the easy way out. You won't catch me dying. They'll have to kill me before I die!

Have you raped her yet?
No!
You sure your the fruit of my loins?

I would say it IS form Predator but no Blaine’s line.

It's actually...

"That’s pretty sophisticated for a bunch of half-ass mountain boys"

I got chills

"You might wanna get that tale light fixed" - The Rock

"f*** you very much"