Well have you?

ive paid to man handle women

but i get sex for free, so, no i aint never paid for it

are you considering it?

sif pay. so much sweeter when its free

You mum did it for free, so no.

You always pay for sex, especially if you have a GF/Wife/Mistress/Cat/Dog/Goat etc etc think long and hard how much cash you outlay just to get layed. So if you've had sex then you have paid for it.

Does buying tissues count?

You always pay for sex, especially if you have a GF/Wife/Mistress/Cat/Dog/Goat etc etc think long and hard how much cash you outlay just to get layed. So if you've had sex then you have paid for it.

in that case, id say wifey has been paying for it

cool, im a gigalo

^ it's true but. Either way you pay.
It's not a schmoo it's a little furry thief!

Well I've never paid more than $2 for sex.

But that's all your mum charges.

^ You've been ripped off, she usually does it for free.

Yeah but your Mum paid me!

LoL here we go .. just like on CS!

wow, look at all these mum jokes

if only they were funny :(

a mate of mine told me the other day he had paid for sex (on state of origin nite, so the brothel would be empty, haha)

i spose thats better than the thousands of dorrahs he had wasted on dating agencys . . . ..

http://www.theviperroom.com.au/#

The most prestigious brothel in brisbane, 5 Star, naturally i get discount, being viper and all.

yeah, let's get off mothers, 'cause I just got off yours

its true, either way you pay

1) pay for alcohol for the one time lay at a party
2) pay for the E to knock the chick out at the party/bar
3) if your in a relationship, if you dont pay for s*** for the chick then you dont get laud so therefore you do pay
4) at a brothel you pay straight out for it, but you dont have to continue, and you dont hurt their feelings if you breakup

actually E makes you wide awake

i dont think any E's are gonna knock chix out matey

they would be more likely jumping around looking happy

when im out spiking drinks i prefer valiums or roeys for that complete memory blank

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man, you guys are classy

^some1 needs to lock spook up :P

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well you know, knock their common sense out of wack ;p

Alcohol does a good enough job of that.

I've been married 21 yrs next month...sex has got me a bloody fortune.

:P

sex has got me a bloody fortune.

SHE PAYS YOU???

of course, psycho is a mail order bride

dude have you seen psycho?

he's like the sexiest copper bitch you'll ever see

i retract my statement

psycho is a male order prize

he's like the sexiest copper bitch you'll ever see

haha its the uniform that gets 'em. Plus being hung like a dead convict helps!

:D

picture, Psycho?

a/s/l? cyber?

I'll swap vids of ya for a gmail invite.

Wow, that Viper Room looks HOT!

too bad viper room isnt $2/hr

I say we all go to the viper room.

ecstacy makes the whole deal better gets them horny as, my girlfriend can't stop touching me when we are both out on pills

haha its the uniform that gets 'em. Plus being hung like a dead convict helps!

What, all wrinkly and shriveled with a puke sick green thinge and a smell that is worse that a rancid beer fart after a big night out?

if you need pills to get your girlfriend to touch you, i suggest you get another one

no knob, just more than usual

Vids or lying.

go write a story about it einstein.

The most disturbing thing i have ever scene is when psycho sent a pic of bruised swollen man cherries to the qglchat list ... or maybe he just described them in great detail .. either way .. scarred for life

i thought they were plums :(

overripe advocados actually...and I only described them ...better than pics..your mind does wierd things with mental pictures.

:)

slaps_forehead if you are looking for forums and s*** to talk about them or looking for advice on a good one, can I suggest here

Also boba is that your mum called alicia ?

And I never knew hunter's working name was alec ?

Yes thankfully it was described, not photographed. I'm sure the images in my head were much more erotic than reality ... :)

Seriously though, who would pay over $200 just for an hour. If you had that much money to burn, you could go to a nightclub, flash some cash around, pickup a chick and buy her some drinks and I'm sure it'd end up costing you less than $200.

khel is right

or maybe instead of being lazy, look for a girl who gives you are look and go and talk to her and maybe pull a f***, or line one up for later that week omgz! what an idea!

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**looks at obese

^^^ No thanks Obes I have a gf.

I'm just bored and unemployed today and the threads were boring so I started this one.

Heh but I clicked tha link. Some of those hoes look ok but f*** there is one saggy old granny in there.

Sadly the jokes about "someones Mum" could be true.

blarrgh :/

Here is something I don't understand...

How does a brothel know if their customers don't have STD's or some s*** like that? :/

well, ud have to wear a rubber and they make u shower first even down there*

and really, its not that easy picking up real chix (for some people)

200 bux isnt anything flash, its pretty much a nite out for most

some people arent interested in the chase, they just want the goodies at the end and to them i say, all the power to you, go forth an pay hookers!




*so ive been told

I imagine it would also be a "safe" option for some people looking to do kinky s***. ie. you pickup in town then go back and say right can I just chain you to the roof paint you with body latex and play water sports with me, might not get a good response.

I also imagine that they take all comers (hoho pun) eg. disabled, disfigured, "simple" ie. They are providing a service for some people who might not get a "normal" girl any other way.

Some probably do it to forfill some whacky desire (eg. 50 year old getting 18-22 year olds, or young ones wanting old grannies *shrug* each to their own)

Some probably like the idea of doing it with a working lady.

Some might want the goodies but don't want any attachment. eg. a couple looking for an extra

Also $200 on a night out in town is not hard khel :p

I wish I could do it with Pauline

I remember reading a story a while ago about some teenage kid who had cancer or something and his final gift from his mom was that she paid for him to get it on with a classy hooker so he didn't die a virgin.

Obes, I recall psycho posting many a bizarre/disturbing story to qglchat... I think he mentioned some guy who died while whacking off or something?

I say if you want quality service like when you have a tooth ache you see a dentist, or money matters you see your accountant, or legal matters you see a lawyer so why not a proffessional for matters of the sexual kind. After all they all do a damned fine service that requires payment. :)

Know from experience? (serious question :P)

Hey I'm a 80's kind a fellow I remember the ole rub'n'tug massage, after all I did live in Sydney for 6 years and was a Yuppie Scumbag.

I'm thinking when i turn 18, I'll probably get a escort to give me a blowie, I wouldn't f*** them. Working ladys (escorts) are so much better than street hookers.

no, but I plan too.

If you had that much money to burn, you could go to a nightclub, flash some cash around, pickup a chick and buy her some drinks and I'm sure it'd end up costing you less than $200.

easier said than done, especially if you're not axactly attractive.

tmwnn rofl what a mad mum :P


sick and a little seedy but mad

its been a few weeks now, might consider it. but no, i never have.

easier said than done, especially if you're not axactly attractive.

Depends how much money you flash around and how shallow the chicks are!

Never paid for it.....never will. And as proof its been nearly 3 years since my last root.

why do u want to know...

Working ladys (escorts) are so much better than street hookers.

Hmmmm prefer the fella's do you spoon, no wonder you didnt like Kat

rofl spook

ecstacy makes the whole deal better gets them horny as, my girlfriend can't stop touching me when we are both out on pills

I know a chick that doesnt even think about stuff like that on it.....sure hugging and touching, but not stuff like that.

Is that chick Hemerage?

I know he looks like one! But nah its not! :P

Never paid for it.....never will. And as proof its been nearly 3 years since my last root.

Is that humanly possible? You must have some good pr0n.

or giant testicles

Blue ones too boot...

Haha, Fire's girly doesnt put on when pilled up.

ecstacy makes the whole deal better gets them horny as, my girlfriend can't stop touching me when we are both out on pills

i cant cum on pills. im sure you all wanted to know that too.

Haha, Fire's girly doesnt put on when pilled up.

After being awake for 36 hours....i wanna sleep :P

After 36hrs, Fire can't get it up!
No, really .. sleep? What a f***ing poor excuse :)

i cant cum on pills. im sure you all wanted to know that too.

i cant even get a woody! (but im old)

im not ususally interested in rooting anyway

i just like touching people

Is that humanly possible? You must have some good pr0n.

Yes it is humanly possible and pr0n gets boring after a while. Mrs Palmer and her daughters get a work out too.

i cant even get a woody! (but im old)

and you're trying to blame the pill's now, why it always something or someone elses fault? Just admit it, you have penial erection problems and go get the big V instead of the big E. :)

suddenly at spooks remark about giant testicles, flashes of the dog from van wilder popped into my head =/

i'll go now

No

I remember is high school all my makes made the contest to try and cum in a girls ear first. Any of you guys try do dumb things like that..

but no i don't think i've paid for sex

could you imagine a girl explaining to her parents that she got an ear infection due to cum being shot in there?

sounds like hilarity would ensue.

I HEAR THAT!!

Would you concider buying condoms as paying towards sex or paying for sex..

Would you concider buying condoms as paying towards sex or paying for sex..

only paying for if its for masturbation, otherwise if you are paying the girl for the condom to f*** her