A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following

> exchange:
>
> Officer:
> May I see your driver's license?
>
> Driver:
> I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got caught drink driving.
>
> Officer:
> May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
>
> Driver:
> It's not my car. I stole it.
>
> Officer:
> The car is stolen?
>
> Driver:
> That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in
> the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
>
> Officer:
> There's a gun in the glove box?
>
> Driver:
> Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns
> this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
>
> Officer:
> There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
>
> Driver:
> Yes, sir.
>
> Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain.The car was
> quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to
> handle the tense situation:
>
>
> Captain:
> Sir, can I see your license?
>
> Driver:
> Sure. Here it is.
>
> It was valid.
>
> Captain:
> Who's car is this?
>
> Driver:
> It's mine, officer. Here's the owner' card.
>
> The driver owned the car.
>
> Captain:
> Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
>
> Driver:
> Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
>
> Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
>
> Captain:
> Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in
> it.
>
> Driver:
> No problem.
>
> Trunk is opened; no body.
>
> Captain:
> I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you
> didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that
> there was a dead body in the trunk.
>
> Driver:
> Yeah, I'll bet the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too

ROFL

i think i got that email too

i recon it is one of the funniest things i have ever seen :)

cracks me up every time

Nowhere near funniest but quote clever :)

mmm i might try that :P

1. Disbelief "How the f*** did you do that?"
2. Fraud "I got f***ed by the car dealer."
3. Resignation "Oh, f*** it!"
4. Trouble "I guess I'm f***ed now."
5. Aggression "f*** YOU!"
6. Disgust "f*** me."
7. Confusion "What the f***.......?"
8. Difficulty "I don't understand this f***ing business!"
9. Despair "f***ed again..."
10. Pleasure "I f***ing couldn't be happier."
11. Displeasure "What the f*** is going on here?"
12. Lost "Where the f*** are we."
13. Disbelief "UNf***INGBELIEVABLE!"
14. Retaliation "Up your f***ing ass!"
15. Denial "I didn't f***ing do it."
16. Perplexity "I know f*** all about it."
17. Apathy "Who really gives a f***, anyhow?"
18. Greetings "How the f*** are ya?"
19. Suspicion "Who the f*** are you?"
20. Panic "Let's get the f*** out of here."
21. Directions "f*** off."

It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a f***ing a******." It can be used to tell time- "It's five f***ing thirty." It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this f***ing job?" It can be maternal- "Motherf***er." It can be political- "f*** Dan Quayle!"

It has also been used by many notable people throughout history:
"What the f*** was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima
"Where did all these f***ing Indians come from?" - General Custer
"Where the f*** is all this water coming from?" - Captain of Titanic
"That's not a real f***ing gun." - John Lennon
"Who's gonna f***ing find out?" - Richard Nixon
"Heads are going to f***ing roll." - Anne Boleyn
"Any f***ing idiot could understand that." - Albert Einstein
"It does so f***ing look like her!" - Picasso
"How the f*** did you work that out?" - Pythagoras
"You want what on the f***ing ceiling?" - Michaelangelo
"f*** a duck." - Walt Disney
"Why?- Because its f***ing there!" - Edmund Hilary
"I don't suppose its gonna f***ing rain?" - Joan of Arc
"Scattered f***ing showers my ass." - Noah
"I need this parade like I need a f***ing hole in my head." - John F. Kennedy

"Scattered f***ing showers my ass." - Noah

hahaha thats hte funniest

ROFL!

"What the f*** was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima

takes the cake.

thats what you think

SEEEE

The word f*** is THE most vercitle word in the English Language.

It can be used for soo much

O you missed it can be used as part of a word.

Inf***ingcredible, Outf***ingstanding

hahah eds
"That's not a real f***ing gun." - John Lennon
hahahah