are you f***ing mental do I have to spell it out, can't you see what i am insinuating, I drank them, and then my s*** was green the next morning ffs it was funny f*** you guys are frustrating, I was just poking fun at the thread title omg I can't believe you didn't understand what I was saying...

again in the most simple english possible for those who still can't grasp this simple concept.

I drank BLUE VODKA CRUISERS x 5, not because of getting drunk but because someone had left them at my house and f*** I may as well drink them, then I went out and drank about 4-5 jugs of VB (on a side not i could fairly safely say I'd drink most people under the table, but this post is not actually about the quantity of alcohol more about the colour)then I proceeded to come home and sleep the next morning I went to take a s*** and the s*** was green in colour, omg and I thought that is the funniest s*** i've ever seen, ofcourse at first I thought i was dieing because I was like wtf green s***. But i lived to tell this story on qgl where people were too stupid to actually understand what I was trying to say.