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fubar
Posts: 614
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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if i was going to designa bouse where should i put the rooms and s***???
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Hemerage
Posts: 3893
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Boxhead
Posts: 3986
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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ahah got school assignment troubles?? hehe look at your own place and improve upon it, that or get one of those endevour raffle adverts with the *dream house* as a prize and borrow their design, im sure tamawood still have leaflets with their floor plans on it
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fubar
Posts: 615
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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hahhaha
you are a f***ing smart arse. no i mean north south east west etc. |
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| #3 02:16pm 30/10/02 |
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Cailean
Posts: 2179
Location: New South Wales
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Think in terms of where the sun will be shining, and how far you want them from toilets and kitchen and s***.
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| #4 02:17pm 30/10/02 |
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fubar
Posts: 616
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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good i dea i will theve one of their housees thanks man
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Boxhead
Posts: 3987
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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ahah inside.. actually best house i ever saw was in a wearhouse type affair, it was a normal house built inside a warehous cept with no roof and stuff, outside the house was like astro-turf, a bbq, pool etc, but they were still inside the warehouse, gardens, drains like a normal garden cept inside the warehouse.. it was cool
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Tpyodemon
Posts: 1906
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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I think you should make the toilet the centre peice of the entire house. So the wonderfull smells that eminate from them can be spread around the house evenly.
No wait, thats what most people who build houses do. Put rooms that you don't spend a lot of time on on the western side of the house, and bedrooms and s*** on the eastern side of the house. Make as many bedrooms on corners as possible, so that the rooms get as much air flow as possible. Toilets should be as removed as possible from everywhere. But the room should be wide, so you can get much spreading of the legs. You should be able to relax like the king of s*** in there. That room should be a throne. |
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Tollaz0r!
Posts: 5021
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Hmmm, houses are a compleatly subjective thing. Whatever you like is what you like. So how can you be wrong?
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fubar
Posts: 618
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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champion typo more help though. like kiitchen and lounge room
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Cailean
Posts: 2181
Location: New South Wales
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Just doodle s*** on paper man. It's not hard.
I had to do the same thing for Tech Drawing. |
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| #10 02:24pm 30/10/02 |
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GoauldMember
Posts: 7269
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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don't have your computer monitor facing the sun ever.... at abotu 7 am my computer monitor is invisible because the stupid sun shines right through teh crack between the blinds and the windowsill. I'd put duct tape over the gap but I don't want my parents thinking I'm trying to bottle myself in anymore then I am already.
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Toilet Duck
Posts: 7343
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Toilets should be as removed as possible from everywhere.Haha, outhouses? |
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KoRnIsH
Posts: 10
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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If you want it architechually correct, for a single story house the bedrooms should be on the western side of the house where if its 2 story house the 2nd story is pretty much all the rooms.
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| #13 07:15pm 30/10/02 |
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necra
Posts: 3850
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Ooooh, i LOVE designing houses. I've done a couple in my time of what i actually want to build. Lovely!
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| #14 07:18pm 30/10/02 |
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Tollaz0r!
Posts: 5025
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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>:D
What if you want upstaris to be living room and kitchens and downstairs as rooms? It wouldnt be very architechually correct then would it :p As I said, your designing a house for yourself, if you like it, you cant go wrong. |
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demon
Posts: 772
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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first there should be a decent size moat ! not one of these namby-pamby 1metre wide gutters ... at least 3metres wide & deep with sharp spikes or piranha in it! Take care that the portcullis is heavy enough to completely crush a grown man's skeleton in a single drop & that there is adequate troughs for the blood to be slewed away effectively. Other than that ... 10metre high stone walls, murder holes, crenelated parapets & solid ramparts are all the rage i hear!
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Tpyodemon
Posts: 1911
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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If you want it architechually correct, for a single story house the bedrooms should be on the western side of the house where if its 2 story house the 2nd story is pretty much all the rooms. and then you get sun on the bedrooms all afternoon. In queensland that is pretty stupid. In some houses the room is still hot while outside is quite cool after midnight. |
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Swiss_Cheeseman
Posts: 912
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
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necra
Posts: 3854
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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f***ing Sweet, look at the landscaping.
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| #19 07:36pm 30/10/02 |
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GeNociDe
Posts: 651
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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face the bedrooms and living areas depending on location. never have the toilets near the kitchen or living area. there are a heap of "rules" but i cant remember them.
btw. toll is a knob. i cant imagine how uncomfortable your house would be! |
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Tollaz0r!
Posts: 5027
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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My house would be the way I want it, not the way the 'rules' say.
Also sif I'd but the rooms on the bottom :p Sif my house would even be a rectangle shape. I'm going circular rooms and all sorts of crazy cool shiznits! |
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Toilet Duck
Posts: 7346
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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I'm an utter moron.
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mooby the golden calf
Posts: 269
Location: UK
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www.tamawood.com.au have about 1000 plans on the web.
or ill model one in cad... office hours of course. do u want a plan of a 100 room appartment building? |
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mooby the golden calf
Posts: 270
Location: UK
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Einstein
Posts: 2032
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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fireplace too, check the uber chimmney
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Evil Greyden
Posts: 4707
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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sif you wouldnt use the sims to design a house
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GeNociDe
Posts: 652
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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ahh CAD. it rocks. autocad?
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mooby the golden calf
Posts: 271
Location: UK
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yer, autocad, theres alot better packages but acad is industry standard...
back to drafting now. http://www.vzdv.com/te |
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mooby the golden calf
Posts: 272
Location: UK
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Teen Idol
Posts: 7295
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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after you're done desiging that house mooby how about designing this thread to being less f***ed up?
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Tollaz0r!
Posts: 5032
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Is that the old Unreal Engine?
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mooby the golden calf
Posts: 274
Location: UK
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whats wrong with the thread?
no unreal engine, autocad |
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Tollaz0r!
Posts: 5033
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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O, I didnt know autocad rendered too :/
I remember the Unreal Engine was getting licensed to do indoor rendering of buildings. It was used to model a possible space station and whatnot, I just thought it was part of that :/ |
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necra
Posts: 3860
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Stick to playing the sims. Shut the f*** up Hunter you fag. |
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Boxhead
Posts: 3996
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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it needs a bedroom with mirrored ceilings, a water bed and shag pile carpet.. oh dear i've said too much :p
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necra
Posts: 3861
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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No no, all good ideas Boxhead!!
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Einstein
Posts: 2046
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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mm shag
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| #37 10:04pm 30/10/02 |
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Toilet Duck
Posts: 7349
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Shut the f*** up Hunter you fag.Don't you have cud to be chewing and regurgitating? |
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necra
Posts: 3862
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Yeh pretty good at it, your momma taught me.
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Zoix
Posts: 481
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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I love designing houses. I plan my room, and plan where everything goes. Even my mp3z :) But thats because I'm organised and can see if its going to work, before I start moving the furniture.
sun rises from the east and settles on the west, so for a person, I would like the sun to not even touch my room. I do night shift and it pisses me off. Anyway, dont put a main bedroom near, sun, noise, road or garage. usually I would put the garage next to the kitchen/louge because they make the most noise and people dont tend to use both a tthe same time. Ensuite for the main bedroom for a new house is a must, it tends to attract the newer couples knowing they can have their s*** laying around without the kids to f***ing slice each other apart with razors. And with the toilet, I reckon a separate room, with tap is nessary, because if someone is having a shower, then someone else(whether its a guest or not) can use the toilet. I dont know if people look for houses based on sexual advatanges but I dont tend to put bedrooms next to the main bedroom for the "Mum what was that banging last night, you were screaming, are you ok?" Samll hallways are another no-no, I atleast want to be able to carry furiture down the hallway(if it has one) to not be rubbing it against the walls. about 1.5-2meters. light switches, two to main rooms and 1 next to the door (150mm from door). nothing like a beer on a patio. Even if its just a small one to make the front door look good. laundary, I would put outside where you have to walk out too, not just enter from the house, because Mr Robber will try and enter from these, because the walls and floors usually make the room soundproof(so you can smash a window, and some people wont notice) [NOT THAT I'M GIVING HINTS]. The best part is next to the bathroom, because you can use the water, and keep the hot water system in close quaters and have the clothes line in a breezy area, especailly if in the shade. how much detail this assignment need? I could go into power fittings and phone cables and also water lines... :P |
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Exocet
Posts: 3924
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Have a few rooms linked together without walls. My house has this, the kitchen, dining and tv-room are all in the one big space.
http://members.optusnet.com.au/exocet1/haus.jpg |
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mooby the golden calf
Posts: 278
Location: UK
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Its 2 metres, not meters
and a WC, not toilet : ) and that style is called "open plan" which rocks. lofts are the bomb. refurb an old warehouse, loft bedroom, bathroom, one room for the rest. lots of glass and stainless steal. |
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Tung
Posts: 1637
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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make sure that each room has access to a window or some form of ventilation, and skylights, everyone loves skylights
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Splash
Posts: 1419
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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my Dad draws house plans for a living (his own small business)
People come to him with designs for some really f***ed up s***box houses.. usually he can talk them into changing the design but sometimes they just don't listen. |
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