What is the worst real name you have ever heard?

mine has to be

Kuntolrat makwong

some thai woman :p

Gertrude

ivanna twinkle (simpsons..hehe)
but serioulsy i know this chick named Teresa green.. 'tree's are green'.. get it.

Your stretching that a bit zekts :D

i lived in thailand for 5 years...
(im not azn) but thats not that weird...

helga... olga....

what about

Anuk Corray!!! lol

you have to sound it out though...
i mean the first name

kunt-ol-rat

anyway:p keep them comming

i think.....

even Hugh Jass
lol uhauhauhauh hoooooooooo....
ok sorry i got a lil carried away.

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Edwards Ramsbothom

ASPHiXiATED

WarT,
dude what the hell did i do to you!!!???
geez man thats not kewl...

/on subject

Deloris

sinep (wat do u notice wen u spell it backwards, PENIS :D

shagma gerkinfarkin

( swedish dudes name)

its hemes bro by the way

HAHAHAHAH


GERKIN-FARKEN

like the guy outta wogboy :)

I WANT MY FARKEN MONEY FARKEN

I went to school with a guy who's name was Wayne King.

Poor guy used to cop hell.....only got the last name when his mum remarried and made him adopt the name.

Gay Fokker...
Pussy galore :P

there was a teacher at my school called Mister Bates.

haha.. funny. poor mister bates.

there was a teacher at my friends school called Mr Dick

Sugoi?? has a s*** name too
doesnt even make sense with the ?? on the end hahaha

its just like saying 'wonderful!!' or 'THATS GREAT!!' or something

wonderful??
thats great??

Stoopid :D

My real name is Rodolphe, not really 'bad' as such but I am yet to meet someone with the same name :o)

My brother went to school with a guy called Ben Dover, crazy how parents don't think of s*** like that before naming their kids.

Mike Hunt - Real name

dojan grease'n***** <---real name

it would be awful if your parents named you something really shocking :S

my name is Simon, it aint great but its mine and im not ben dover so im happy :)

i have one last one....

my mates real name is Jebediah
at fist i thought he was lying but
then i found out that that was actually his name...

any way i have a hockey game in the mornin
i'll post some more tomorrow!!!!

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worst name i heard of was
Wayne Ker

poor fella..

My mum knew some1 called Gay Wrights. Also, the asian first name "Dung" is pretty wack. Sure it may be all well and good in its intended language but in english...well ya get the picture.

Rodolphe, how do u pronounce that? is it the same as the red nosed reindeer?

I duno...

Gaylord <-- Apparently that's real.

Harly Fitzdavid

or Guy Lovecock

Rodger La`Norman

Gertrude

omfg, that name gives me the s***s

Also, i once heard of the last name, "Dickfloss" :D

Rodolphe your real name is Rodolphe? what country is that from??

hehe. Don't know if this is related or not, but you know that new movie coming out, "Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood" or whatever it is... well it's being produced by "Gaylord Films". No s***, next time the ad is on, look for it :)


I find it funny that somebody would name their company "Gaylord Films"... it sounds like 2 wealthy businessmen were pissed in a bar one night and one said to the other "Hey, I'll give you $100, 000 if you name your film company Gaylord Films".

anyway, made me laugh :D

Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo

haha thats like near bulimba there is a company called "Gay constructions" i think that what its called anyway something with gay in it....we pass it every week on the way to soccer for school

I have a mate who called his boy..Tarquin. wierd.

But then again INXS Michael Hutchins called his daughter Fee-Fee Trixibell..poor bloody kid!

Mike Hunt - Real name

Haha we had another teacher take our Maths C lesson one day called Mr Hunt, and for the whole lesson I called him Mike.
I seriously thought that was his name because it sounded 'right' like i'd heard it before, so for the entire lesson I called him mike and thought the glares I was gettin were from calling him by his first name.
At the end he goes "Thats not funny", eventually I figured out what I had done and had a good laugh

I know 2 Mike Hunts!

Ralph Duckworth
thats a real name....

greyden

P. Diddy

P. Diddy

so very true

wtf is p.diddy?

Puff Daddy being a tard.

I used to know a chick and her first name was Dixie, then she married a guy and his last name was Normus.

Wayne Kerr

Dr Abdullah Abdullah

the afghan foreign minister

Dunno if it's been said, but there's someone in politics called Richard Face. Honest.

SEEEE!

richard face looks like a paedophile

Dwayne Pipe.

mission and I suppose that's where the writers's from Austin Power's 3 got the name fron right?

shutdown mission
hahaha

Yep that's right Ember. Mike Myers was hard up for ideas so he gave me a call, he loved my suggestion so much he used it in his latest installment of Austin Powers.

I'm assuming you have seen the movie already then..... the opening scene is classic :)

P.S. I'm not funny

Yadranka Marijanovic

Nice looking sheila, and has a 18yr daughter

greyden

leave it to a lamer like you to say a lame thing like that

Sue Ridge.

no bulls***

bahahahhahahah just saw this and knew it had to go in here...was looking at the online tv guide and found this guys name

Sydney TV Guide for Tuesday 03 September, 2002


Punky Brewster
Time: 5.10
Channel: 7


Punky Finds A Home Pt 3: Soleil Moon Frye, George Gaynes , Susie Garrett, Cherie Johnson, Ami Foster, Casey Ellison

Rating: R, G
G Code: 6284278

i have a lecturer called eberhard rodolph. We all make fun and call him a porn*

I knew someone called Dick Pokoc

ehheheheh herbal :D

It really makes you wonder what the f*** peoples parents where thinking. These people must cop a s*** load of prac calls and s***

Dr Richard Cranium. Your parents would hate you.

^^There is a horse named that as well.

well I went to primary school with a Richard Brain, I had a girlfriend in grade 9 called Annette Ball (hehe) and my current gf's sisters name is sheri, and her fiance's last name is berry!

pretty lame additions to the list but I find it funny ;)

PS: at college there was a guy studying medicine called Charles Eville (pronounced 'evil') so you can guess what he will be called when he graduates! sif send your kids to him :D

/end rant

Heres some lame fictionary books and authors

50 years in the saddle by Major Arsore
Space age weaponry By Ray Gun
Babies Revenge by Nora Titsoff
Yellow Waters by I.P Daily
Falling Down by Eileen Dover

This name is one of the best I've ever seen. It's from a dirty dirty person who stole movies from our store. Hope they die in a car crash.

Anyway, it's Pornphan Sangsereedumrong

Cracked up when I first saw that.

*cough* die thread.. *cough*

i have a lecturer called eberhard rodolph. We all make fun and call him a porn*

we do, since when ?

also, gg to the tard who resurected the thread.

I know some called Lathur Gay

I haven't read this thread, but there was a guy in school a year below me at Padua with the name:

Isaac Cox

No s*** man, serious - his parents would have to be stupid or comical, either one.

I once knew a guy, and this is 100% true, called 'Carl Blows'.

when i was in grade 5 we had this substitute teacher called

Mr woodcock

and at my school not the head of music is called

sesil volts. his parents must have really hated him

Sugoi?? has a s*** name too
doesnt even make sense with the ?? on the end hahaha

its just like saying 'wonderful!!' or 'THATS GREAT!!' or something

wonderful??
thats great??

What exactly doesn't make sense?

my cousin is called Kelvin Fredrick Krump, not only does Kelvin Krump sound like Postman Pat, but his initials are KFC :P (hes a vego). My parents currently work with a Dr Slaughter , which must give patients a pause when they talk to the receptionist.

"Dr Slaughter will see you now"

epidemik judges people on looks gg d******* gg judger f***en retard get a life.

Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo

<-- simpsons rool!

I knew a Sean Lamb, no joke either!

I kept telling him his parents didn't like him hehehe

David Harrison

chick in my old school called

Nonabear (know'n a bear AHAHAAHA)

Well my first name is "Richard"...And as some of you may already now its nickname is "Dick" ! :P

Its actually not that bad...I don't really mind getting called dick...Few people do at school and that’s about it...But otherwise I'm proud of my name ! :D

Nonabear (know'n a bear AHAHAAHA)

Thanks for including the humour incase anyone didn't pick it up cobz, roofle.

I came across two very unfortunate names this week.

Thomas Kok
Gaven Head

I couldn't help myself but laugh everytime someone mentions these two poor individuals during a conversation.

worst name i ever heard...


kris klutke

I know a bloke called Dong, he's a top person though.
My friend knew someone called Donald Duck...seriously.