awwwwf***yeah!

just a few things i have on order from the russian arms export agency :)

thanks to dafugg for the heads up.

discharger/taser like thing disguised as a folded up umbrella, zap zap motherbitches!
http://www.rusarm.ru/simages/sparks1s.jpghttp://www.rusarm.ru/images/sparks2.jpg

silenced sniper rifle, *phup SPLAT!*
http://www.rusarm.ru/Simages/VSS1.jpg

underwater assault rife, good for clearing some personal space for yourself on those crowded days in the gold coast surf.
http://www.rusarm.ru/Simages/Aps1.jpg

oh, and one of these mofoez, just to keep those jehovas witness preaching wankers off my lawn (or neighbourhood for that matter :)
http://www.rusarm.ru/Simages/Msta_s1.jpg

hands up who has wood!

that first one looks kinky

quite u, or i will come over and hurt u :)

STFU and gimme my AWM! gimme gimme

The 4th one looks kinky

yay I always wanted a cattle prod

f***, i have dangels for a neighbour now?
just wait till i get my howitzer bitch!

I must have one

that first one looks kinky

so does the last one.

I'll take one of these thank you:

http://www.rusarm.ru/images/11661.jpg

"Hey Mum, I just bought a weapon of mass destruction over the internet!"
"That's nice dear."

Too bad they are unavailable for our purposes, even if we had the money :(

Gimme of of them Hind choppers, nasty piece of work that is :P or the SU37 (another beautiful piece of work).

heh np strex..

i reckon the coolest thing.. and possibly the closest to being legal.. there's a mobile artillery for anti-sea operations.. but its landbased.. it comes in three truckish thingos.. one of them is the command truck.. s***.. i mean its only got ONE 7.62 mm machine gun.. take that off.. i just want the truck.. it'd be sorta legal.. and PHWOAR.. think of the POWAH!

Heh, I grew up on a farm up north so we had cattleprods
(plus heaps of cattle)
They're heaps of fun when your a kid

f*** torturing your cousins barbie doll,
cattleprod + cousin = MUCH more fun

Well, till the uncle caught me anyway heheheh

i'll take the underwater rifle thing whatever

not 'cause it'd use it, 'cause if i needed to i'd be able to underwater too

and... it looks cool

f***, i have dangels for a neighbour now?
just wait till i get my howitzer bitch!

bring it awn!!!!

http://www.angelfire.com/ab5/WWTanks/Russia/AAA/Shilka/Shilka.jpg
One of these mofos. ZSU-23-4 Shika. Good for loy-flying Garuda Indonesia jets :D

http://www.militarism.navy.ru/zubr.jpg
Amphibous Landing Ship. Larget Air-curtain vessel in the world.

http://www.aeronautics.ru/kamov/ka5001.jpg
Kamov Ka-50 Assault Helicopter. Not attack, assault. This thing comes in, rips you a new arsehole, and moves onto the next big target.

http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/JulianMoseley/km.gif
The Caspian Sea Monster, Ekpavonhav, or Erkanoplan, Russian for `screen', but the literal meaning is lost in translation.

And my latest addition...
http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/ac/row/s-37scheme2.gif
http://avia.russian.ee/pictures/russia/s-37.jpg
The S-37 Berkut (not sure of the new official designation, the S-37 was originally designed as a technology demonstrator, but has been apparently put into construction).
Nedd to build an addition onto my garage :D

This is what I want...
http://www.ussmissouri.com/images/bigmoii.jpg

And you can see a little vid of it firing here at the bottom of this page:
Can't link directly soz

sKryBe boat looks kinky

them heli's look nice.

It looks hot baby!

Ah the Russians make some beautiful looking gear. I like the Tupolov TU-160 (sp?) Blackjack... Like a B-1 Lancer, 'cept I think the yanks copied this one as they did for the F-15...

Wait one while I find pics...

Here we go :)

http://www.airforce-technology.com/projects/tu160/images/tu160_12.jpg

http://www.airforce-technology.com/projects/tu160/images/tu160_1.jpg

Cruise missile away...

sKryBe boat looks kinky

Thats because its an American Vessel

cept I think the yanks copied this one as they did for the F-15

Other way around. And what is Russias' F-15? Not the Su-27 series, surely, they were designed from the ground up. (BTW, the Su-25 Frogfoot
http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/ac/row/su-25-08p07-s.jpg
is almost a direct copy of the loser of the competition that was won by the A-10 warthog). It's now being upgraded to Su-39 stadard.