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Regank
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Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Bizarre creature born with features of man and goat.
Bild reports the goat, which died just a few hours after birth in Lower Gweru, Zimbabwe, had a huge head and face which resembled a human as well as goat legs and a tail. Villagers said the end product was so scary even dogs were afraid to go close to it. They burned the corpse fearing it was an evil sign. The Zimbabwe Guardian reports that Midlands Governor and Resident Minister Jason Machaya is adamant the creature is the result of a coupling between man and goat. http://resources1.news.com.au/images/2009/09/28/1225780/353325-is-this-beast-half-man-half-goat-.jpg Article |
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TicMan
Posts: 5108
Location: Melbourne, Victoria
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And it only costs 4,041,817,454,936,609,727,847,125.99 Zimbabwe dollars (AU$3.95) in a McHappy meal.
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ravn0s
Posts: 8319
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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are they sure it wasnt an alien?
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maxe
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Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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ConsoleTroll
Posts: 16
Location: Queensland
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I would have me one of those burgers.
Was hoping thread would produce some sort of documentary video on how one would conceive a man-goat but was let down! Looks tasty all the same... |
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mission
Posts: 5702
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Not nearly as impressive as a Manbearpig.
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E.T.
Posts: 2113
Location: Queensland
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it better stay the fuk away fom Panama if it wants to live.....
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Jim
Posts: 10405
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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They burned the corpse fearing it was an evil signnothing like religion/superstition to inhibit the progress of knowledge |
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Mr Hardware
Posts: 5633
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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haha don't they understand that human can only mate with human as the chromosomes have to have the same amount of pairs etc?
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$ack
Posts: 872
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Face looks like a pitbull lol.
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Pinky
Posts: 2576
Location: Melbourne, Victoria
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Hahaha, Telegraph using Bild Zeitung as a source. Nuff said. s*** is worse than the Herald Sun. |
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Superform
Posts: 5831
Location: Netherlands
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i'm sure if it was from a coupling of a man and goat these things would be running all up in the place
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giririsss
Posts: 3277
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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came in expecting pictures of crusher, left disapointed.
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bargain
Posts: 1585
Location: Sydney, New South Wales
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hahaha maxe, that's awesome
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Crusher
Posts: 372
Location: Newcastle, New South Wales
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came in expecting pictures of crusher, left disapointed came in expecting to see "those photos" from "that weekend" had resurfaced, left relieved |
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smart
Posts: 2681
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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half bear half manpig
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HERMITech
Posts: 6403
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Maybe Satyr's weren't such a myth afterall....
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whoop
Posts: 14636
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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mein gott! man goat!
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Martz
Posts: 2317
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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haha don't they understand that human can only mate with human as the chromosomes have to have the same amount of pairs etc? that's what they teach us in biology class in high school, but I guess you never know, it could happen! Doctors are dropping their jaws everyday due to medical unexplained phenomenons.. eg that girl who recovered from something and her blood mysteriously change from one blood type to another, freaky! |
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TicMan
Posts: 5123
Location: Melbourne, Victoria
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What about that documentary on TV last night about all those people passing out and seeing what will happen to themselves in 6 months - how do you explain that?
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| #19 11:17am 29/09/09 |
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protit
Posts: 13663
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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i like the organ memories phenomenon. but man goat is fine too.
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