http://www.cracked.com/article_17723_23-movie-plots-that-could-have-been-solved-in-minutes.html

Some of them are pretty funny.

number 12 and 9 i liked the most.

Im sure a mutated radioactive Jaws would have been much easier to deal with.

I like the last one. "Jesus had kids" hahaha

I liked the Spiderman one most, it should have won.

heh. the ring & amityville horror are pretty funny :P i don't get the one that won though... what movie is it supposed to be?

I liked #9 - Terminator & #21 - The one

Does that make me a nerd?

what movie is it supposed to be?

I don't know if you're trollin', but the movie is The da Vinci Code

I don't know if you're trollin', but the movie is The da Vinci Code

naw. never seen the movie... read the book n it was pathetic enough for me to not bother with the movie.

I don't know if you're trollin', but the movie is The da Vinci Code

naw. never seen the movie... read the book n it was pathetic enough for me to not bother with the movie.

Correct.

My Bloody Valentine - took me 15 minutes

Movies are just crap these days. No plot, predictable and most are reused plots

Yeah I didn't get #1 either. Even if I haven't seen the movie in most cases I got it - not so in #1. Mum has kids? Of course she does. I smell something fishy about that one 'winning' the contest. It's like how all the unfunniest people always win Thank God You're Here. I don't know if it's an encouragement award or what.

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mum is meant to be jesus has kids, which is what the whole thing is about, jesus blood line or something stupid like that.

Also, the 300 one is pretty stupid.

last edited by giririsss at 11:05:32 17/Aug/09

I thought of some others

In Star Wars
"An escape pod was jettisoned, but no lifeforms were aboard."
"Shoot it anyway."


Fight Club
*Edward Norton checks his driver's license*
"Oh, I'm Tyler Durden."


you would have laughed if I made it into a picture.

Voldermort strangles Harry when he was a baby.

Fight Club
*Edward Norton checks his driver's license*
"Oh, I'm Tyler Durden."

ed nortons character is never named in the film, his license wouldnt say tyler durdan you chucklef***

Durdent

the cop flogs elwood's keys

Durden

ed nortons character is never named in the film, his license wouldnt say tyler durdan you chucklef***

Then why in the credits does it say: Tyler Durden.......................... Edward Norton ?

Of course his name was Tyler Durden maxe you gigglewank. Everyone called him Mr Durden he would have had to have some ID to uhhh... do stuff.

1999 Fight Club The Narrator

The nameless narrator (Edward Norton) is a traveling automobile company employee who suffers with insomnia.

Edward Norton ... The Narrator

Brad Pitt ... Tyler Durden

what?

Everyone called him Mr Durden he would have had to have some ID to uhhh... do stuff.

stuff like what?

were they not building an underground organisation for the purpose of destroying the modern materialist and corporate environemtn? why the f*** would any of them care about ID?

stuff like what?

Catching a plane, going to work, joining that therapy group. Doesn't matter that you found some quotes on the net calling him 'narrator' or 'jack' - it would be a spoiler if they wrote the truth.

Catching a plane, going to work, joining that therapy group. Doesn't matter that you found some quotes on the net calling him 'narrator' or 'jack' - it would be a spoiler if they wrote the truth.

no s***, he does have a f***ing name

a name he uses at his job et al, and it would be written all over his license and personal documents


but noone at fight club knows him by that name, theyve always known him as Tyler Durdan, and have no reason to do any background check to prove it


chucklef***

haha look at maxe getting all fired up over this, buttscocks

fired up cos thermite is such a chucklef***

Some of the people in the fight club were people who worked in his office. It is unlikely he had two names, but it's not impossible - but either way there is probably some very obvious way he could have discovered that Brad Pitt wasn't real. You know apart from being in denial about the whole thing which we can ignore for the sake of the joke.

Don't worry maxe we'll nut this one out, and then you and I can team up to write cracked.com articles.

will you pair of chucklef***s give it a rest

An obvious one for fight club would be when he's having his first "fight" with brad pitt, and those guys come up afterwards.. if they just asked.. "why are you hitting yourself?"

good point

What movies are 7, 5 and 4 supposed to be??

dunno about #4 ... but #5 is alfred hitchcock's movie called 'birds' & #7 is dorian gray i beleive even though i haven't seen the movie. ghostbusters2 apparently... havent seen that either :P

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#7 Ghostbusters 2 - Vigo (painting guy) controls people though shooting s*** out of his eyes like mind control

#4 Big - machine turns tom hanks from like a 9 year old into a 20 - 30 year old. cant remember exactly.

last edited by DM at 17:31:25 17/Aug/09

#7 is Ghostbusters II
#4 is Big


Aww beaten :(