I'll take two please.

it seems you read the same websites as me pinky;

u just read them two weeks after i do

If I had my way, I'd have a Japanese toilet in my house pronto! Warm water, warm air, aiming controls, pressure controls.. it's the way everyone's toilet experience should be.

That's one possible interpretation.

Another interpretation could be that I work harder.

I am implying what you think I implicated with my implication.

But, in order to test you theory, does your source have this gem too? :-)

it seems you read the same websites as me pinky;

u just read them two weeks after i do

hahahaa

Lol retarded thing of the day.

Get a bidet if you are that keen about sanitation.

f***ING LOL at hippy tree crying.....I'll be sending that to some hippy friends :D

i use this product when being intimate with pave's mum.

'This rock that has the most incredible life'

It's a rock that sits there slowly eroding over thousands of years...

Also that arse wiper is kind of cool. I especially like how they mention it is useful if you're fat.

I didn't have audio when I watched it but wtf? you meant to attach the paper to it & shove it up ya ass to clean it out or what? the f*** is it? stupid infomercials.

Yeah, so you don't get s*** on your fingers.

It's the greatest advancement in toilet paper since 1880.

I didn't have audio when I watched it but wtf? you meant to attach the paper to it & shove it up ya ass to clean it out or what? the f*** is it? stupid infomercials.

Hah, you're thinking too much.

It just replaces your hand, nothing more, nothing less.

So if you got a bung shoulder, if you're fat and can't reach or if you're a psycho that doesn't want to touch toilet paper.

Those are the 3 scenario's covered.

But then your touching a s*** covered stick that doesn't get washed after everytime you s***, like your hands.

Also, I'd bet it's f***ing hard to get a clean ass with that thing.

Yeah you can't be doing manouvres like the pistol grip or the double hook with that thing.

'I wash myself with a rag on a stick'

Yeah you can't be doing manouvres like the pistol grip or the double hook with that thing.

Just a small insight into how therm wipes his arse. I hope you guys are as disturbed as I am.

if you're a psycho that doesn't want to touch toilet paper.

The lady does say that but to get the toilet paper from the roll onto the comfort wipe, you have to use your hands. False advertising...

Yeah you can't be doing manouvres like the pistol grip or the double hook with that thing.

lofl thermite, beware pistol grip can result in punctures of the s*** rag surface.

TicMan, you can get one installed on your toilet. My grandparents visited me in Japan and loved them, thought it was the best thing. So when they got home they got one installed.

i use this product when being intimate with pave's mum.

Yeah, she said you needed a help in the length department...

for the japanese toilets dont you still have to use paper to dry your butt? or is that where the warm arm comes into play?

Yeah you can't be doing manouvres like the pistol grip or the double hook with that thing.

f*** me that made me lol cause it's so true..

pistol grip and double hook works best with 3 squares, won't puncture and you get good penetration.

gay it up, why don't you.

i have visions of some fat f*** poking around his ass with that and the thing just gets covered in s***.. then he releases the dunny paper covered in s*** but it doesnt come away properly so it lands on the seat then falls on the floor leaving smeared s*** all over the place...

quality product

For real though... do people just "rub" toilet paper on there asses?

That doesn't work.

You indeed need various maneuvers.

also I'm guessing it's a lot harder to save on paper by holding and folding in different ways.

for the japanese toilets dont you still have to use paper to dry your butt? or is that where the warm arm comes into play?

Warm air to dry yourself off.. the first few times I needed some paper re-assurance but it was squeaky clean down there after a quick blow dry.