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Topic: Theory of intelligence
Pinky
Posts: 1573
Location: Melbourne, Victoria

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"Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members."

"In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine."

"And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
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MrHardware
Posts: 4891
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
what did i start, post your funny emails day?
paveway
Posts: 9753
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
haha that's not bad
thermite
Posts: 1531
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Who hasn't heard this joke before?
Pinky
Posts: 1574
Location: Melbourne, Victoria

Who hasn't heard this joke before?

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Lynx
Posts: 1323
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
me
Also, good joke
mooby
Posts: 4793
Location: Brisbane, Queensland

infi
Posts: 12309
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
wow what a damn old joke. i think pave's mum sent me that email a few years back.
FaceMan
Posts: 968
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Shelley Long was always hotter than Kirstie Ally
Pinky
Posts: 1575
Location: Melbourne, Victoria


* Posting Rules
Don't say "old" in response to posts - its only old if you've seen it before. Lots of other people haven't.
MrHardware
Posts: 4898
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
yeah i got temp b& for saying old once
then everyone started saying gOLD
infi
Posts: 12311
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
oh come on, cheers went off the air 10 years ago.

there has got to be a point when an observation like this becomes common knowledge, like the day when Macquarie Dictionary accepts the word "noob" into its listings.

It is no longer novel but is part of everyday life. This joke reached that point many years ago. Now someone purports to tell it again?
thermite
Posts: 1537
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Yeah I'm pretty sure first day of primary school they sat us down and told us this joke. Except without the long winded buffalo story - since it's such a simple concept that requires no analogy.
BillyHardball
Posts: 9074
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
This is so old one of my mates has been passing it off as his own for years.
sLaps_Forehead
Posts: 4291
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Shelley Long was always hotter than Kirstie Ally


Yeh but Kirstie had bigger tits.
tequila
Posts: 2222
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
fat boobs dont count
fpot
Posts: 16280
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
Let's just say I am feeling much smarter after reading this thread.
skythra
Posts: 1205
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
hehe cheers stopped making new episodes in 1993, aka 16 years ago. I'm only 22, I never heard this joke :)

Thanks for the laugh!
Fixity
Posts: 63
Location: Brisbane, Queensland

hey infi... stfu

nah ;). i Just mean, so long as its long times between bringing jokes back in, why not?

does anyone here know the joke 's***z, Fukov and Mannorz?' years ago, everyone knew that joke, now, noone does. so hey, what the hell. bring some of the funny s*** back.


then agin, i might jsut be saying this coz i haven't heard above joke before ><

thermite
Posts: 1553
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
You don't mean this?


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