the Dalai Lama then yanked Pallas' camera away and wielded it threateningly at him, shouting, "You like picture? You want to eat camera, picture boy?

OMFG FULL SHOCKING STORY HERE!!

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/onion_news2607.article.jpg

theonion is all kinds of fail

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I think we should make this thread about step.

So step what have you been doing with yourself nowadays? Still a sexy handsome beast?

OMG it's a parody article LOLZ

I've booked a flight to New York to see this for myself!

His Holiness was just helping the photographer to become one with the camera
...by shoving it up his arse.

theonion is all kinds of fail

Blasphemy.

truth!

trying watching the onions movie
u'll come round to my way of thinking;

i dont

I don't know why, but I hate it when people spell it 'gaol.' It looks dumb.

It makes me think of AFL when spelt that wait. Not to mention it looks retarded like some 1st grader. What's wrong with jail? Also I don't get the onion. Is it supposed to be a real news thing or just fake? I feel like Kanye West with the whole fishsticks thing

I like The Onion. Good, mindless entertainment.

See children exposed to pr0n vid. Had it embedded here but borderline NSFW.

I don't know why, but I hate it when people spell it 'gaol.' It looks dumb.

You're dumb, here's why:

Gaol is an early Modern English spelling for jail with the same pronunciation and meaning. Although jail is now more common, gaol is still the favoured spelling in parts of the Commonwealth of Nations, for example in Australia, but no longer used in New Zealand.[8] However, due to American influence in Australia[citation needed], the spelling "jail" is now more common in popular contexts such as the media, the spelling "gaol" being mainly retained in historical use and in the legal profession. Canada, also a part of the Commonwealth, has made a similar transition in usage.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaol#Gaol

lots of gays in gaol