Epic gay thread incoming..

I believe I spotted:

Scooby: eating red rooster @ coorparoo, ran across to the bottleo but when I got back he had vanished! confirm/deny

The Guvna: scoping the talent @ the pig and whistle, you look different without a hat? confirm/deny

I also went sky diving on Sunday morning for my first time, and it was awesome.

I also went sky diving on Sunday morning for my first time, and it was awesome.

Get in to any mid air knife fights? If not why bother posting?

any dragons or ninjas? zzzz

I also went sky diving on Sunday morning for my first time, and it was awesome.

Good stuff, now come sign up for AFF :D

Where did you jump at? Who was your tandem master?

Who was your tandem master?

A big black guy called Leroy

CHUB: I was trying to find your thread where (I think it was you anyway) posted about your parachute.

It was down the coast, through the gold coast skydiving center and the heterosexual dude strapped to my back was some dude called Dan. We landed at fingal at the weather was perfecto Awesome bunch of blokes.

What the hell is AFF? IMO QGL Skydiving meet :)

reso: this thread will become about 40x more awesome once I L2Rip the dvd they took.

What the hell is AFF?

Accelerated Freefall, 9 jump course that clears you for solo skydiving.

Jumps 1 - 3 with 2 instructors
Jumps 4 - 8 with 1 instructor
Jump 9 is a hop n pop

Basically your progression is

1. Stable freefall, altitude awareness, deployment
2. Delta (arms by side, horiztonal movement), heel clicks (leg awareness), 360 turn with instructors
3. Hover control, 1 instructor releases and flies to front, getting ready to fly by yourself
4. Release dive, single instructor releases you for solo freefall
5. 360 turns + docking/pinning the instructor
6. Repeat as above
7. Backloop (flip) + full tracking (legs straight, arms by side, dearched... like flying)
8. Slow fall / fast fall (surface area and cupping air) + "S" tracking (flying around and turning)
9. Hop n pop from 3500ft, 3 second delay and sub terminal deployment.

Then you're good to go.

So anyway, that Red Rooster at Coorparoo is horrible. In fact several Red Rooster places that I have been to seem like they are all run by some fat and/or pimply teen in possession of some sort of contagious looking skin condition with a really s***house take on customer service and all the enthusiasm of crushed beetle.

I refuse to go back to that Red Rooster as it looks like it was last renovated in 1973 and the customer service is total arse. I went there once and they forgot my corn and I told them and the chick goes "umm you didn't order corn, so..." and sort of trailed off as if I was supposed to go, "oh terribly sorry. Please get back to your scintillating conversation revolving around why Jenny now totally hates the guy she totally pashed on Saturday".

The one at Annerley had a massive monster who had all types of ill s*** on her face and a gay dude with a massive fringe who thought he was God's gift to chicken lovers everywhere.

In short, if you were eating at Red Rosster Coorparoo may God have pity on your soul. Unless you are an obese and lumpy-skinned teen with emotional issues.
In that case, welcome home.

The one in Mount Gravatt on Logan Road is just as bad too. A mate and I watched them drop a large chips on the ground and then scoop up the few loose ones in to it... and then they tried to give it to us.

There is one over near moorooka on ipswich rd which is a festy pig sty. the staff are also rude. the one at alex hills is marginally better. RED ROOSTER CAN DIAF.

vegetable: it is terrible indeed, I've seen leigh matthews in there on more than 1 occasion.

i've purchased a whole chicken from there once, and it was pink inside

Heh yeah I always thought the customer service at Coorparoo Red Rooster was s***house too. Food received was different than what was ordered, workers standing around chatting to their mates instead of serving customers etc.

casa's skydiving thread derailed into fast food bashing, please continue discussing your customer service horror stories

PS: i'm pretty sure noosa junction KFC is the worst one in the country and is the only KFC that isn't considered 'fast' food

CHUB: Maybe one day mate, however for the time being, I will wait til I clean the s*** out of my pants before I go jumping out of a plane again :)

Was such a thrill through.

Also the guy was telling me the tandem chutes cost something like $18k? zomg

I remember going into the KFC @ Carindale on Old Cleveland Rd and this fat troll in front me was like "i'll have the usual thanks" ... holy f***ing s*** i'm almost hurling from her lack of hygene and at the same time trying not to burst out laughing from her random "i'll have the usual" ... you know it's bad when you ask for the usual @ kfc.

I hate red rooster also.. For all reasons mentioned.

ha my mate is a steroid abusing body builder who eats two kilos of chicken a day and gets angry when people come between him and food. You should have seen how pissed he was when he picked up a red rooster chicken on the way to the gym one day, got to the gym to delight in his snack only to find that his chicken was indeed not a chicken at all - rather it was a bag of corn. And this was only a couple of weeks after from the same red rooster he got a burger that had no lid.

I don't know how you could not notice when wrapping the burger that it was missing something as integral to a burger as the top half of the bread roll.

i have worked at red rooter and chicken shack:

thats what you get for eating s*** take away food

thats what you get for eating s*** take away food

heh f*** maccas I say. I waited 28 minutes last saturday at fkn capalaba for 2 value deals. sack the lot of the c***s I say. shoulda zipped up to jacks @ alex hills.

alex hills jacks is actually pretty good

heh how did that actually happen? waiting 28 mins for something from maccas
after 5 mins I'd just say can I just have a refund please and go

just steer clear of the 3pm kiddie run.

his chicken was indeed not a chicken at all - rather it was a bag of corn

hahahahahha f***ing what? thats f***ing hilarious



also f*** maccs/kfc/all that s***. Its all about Dominos.

i heartily endorse the red rooster hating! that s*** is the stuff prison riots are made of. nandos is the only takeaway chicken i eat these days.

mmmmmm nandos, am a big fan

nandos would be alright if it wasn't a ripoff

haha f*** yeh it is insane hey

i baught a burger, chips and a small bottle of water from nandos after my jump on sunday from that big bp at coomera... $15.25 or some s***.

Incredible vegetable speaks the truth. Red rooster is staffed by disgusting people with disgusting service and i'll never eat there. My local one is indro and its horrible. I think the city ones are ok though where they have managers who bust their nuts. Shame too cos they have decent rolls and chips.

Actually just drove past the Coorparoo Rooster on my way to the bank and lo and behold, what should I see heading off down the footpath but a chubby mong in her Red Rooster gear, puffin on a ciggie and to top it off she was clutching a bag of chicken in her puffy claw.

please don't use my internet name in vain.

Sorry, I take that back.

She was a lazy eyed wildebeast.

please don't take mongies mother's name in vain

lol hi casa ! mmm crispy fillet burgers

alex hills jacks is actually pretty good

+1

and I like how hungry's have thier self serve drinks.

the last time I had red rooster my colon turned into a cannon

The one in Mount Gravatt on Logan Road is just as bad too. A mate and I watched them drop a large chips on the ground and then scoop up the few loose ones in to it... and then they tried to give it to us.

I used to work there. Our manager used to swear his head off at customers out back and one time he started drop kicking a chicken out of frustration and then when he was satisfied he picked it up threw it and slam dunked it into one of the chip firers.

Good times.

Confirmed

XOXO... Gossip GuV

hey boba dude how do you get those homo warhammer sigs?

haha coorparoo red rooster is indeed dodgy - once I went in there, and the teenage manager was on a swivel chair spinning around and around.
Go just up the road to the Stones Corner Pizza Hut - the whole building is covered in graffiti and smashed glass, the inside is filthy, the staff look like crack heads, and I think one of them has stolen that TV that tells you when your pizza is ready.
Oh and once I was refused service there by this toothless guy who was obviously really pissed off because all the other staff were off shooting up or something and he was alone.

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XOXO... Gossip GuV

I hate myself, but lol!

haha coorparoo red rooster is indeed dodgy - once I went in there, and the teenage manager was on a swivel chair spinning around and around.
Go just up the road to the Stones Corner Pizza Hut - the whole building is covered in graffiti and smashed glass, the inside is filthy, the staff look like crack heads, and I think one of them has stolen that TV that tells you when your pizza is ready.
Oh and once I was refused service there by this toothless guy who was obviously really pissed off because all the other staff were off shooting up or something and he was alone.

ROFL!

Coorparoo IS gross! And it DOES look like some hell hole with a bad 70's motif.
Last time I was there I ordered the roast dinner. Got it home and all the veges were COMPLETELY raw. They looked brown and cooked on the outside, but only because they were covered with so much seasoning you couldnt tell one way or the other. Also seems to be no managerial presence, just a bunch of pimply, ignorant and facetious 15 year olds kickin' it.

guv i would have said hello but i was looking for my emotionally damaged gf who was about to dump my ass for being a womanising c***.

ps: youtube fail at processing my skydiving video, i uploaded it 3 days ago now

is it a long video? i suspect they have some cron thing that does like a couple minutes at a time, judging by how long some of my half hour videos took to process

there is nothing wrong with womanising

Whats with the way these places pack your order where you cant see what they are putting in it then bring it out to you and expect you to walk away without checking it ?
Im sick of being ripped off getting home and finding no sauces or 5 nuggets or no burger.
I always check my order at the counter before i leave.
Its very annoying to the staff but i often find something missing.

and include a spoon if you ordered potatoe mash ffs!

thermite, like 5 minutes, if that

Oh yeah that reminds me.
I ordered a Supreme Pizza Pick-up at Dominoes Kedron yesterday and when i opened it up first at the counter it was a Ham and Pineapple.

I must add that the pizzas from there are always good.
$4.90 cant complain Tuesdays save $2