"CRIKEY, NO MORE: Reality television will scrape the bottom of the barrel (again) shortly when Outback Jack hits the small screen in Australia. Vadim Dale, aka Outback Jack (check him out here), has allegedly faced off crocs, dingoes, bull-jumper ants, marauding magpies and bush flies but he’s never had to deal with anything as scary as twelve collagen and implant-enhanced American sheilas with hairspray and tiny bikinis. Sort of a reversal of Playing it Straight without the gay twist. Rumour has it that Jack, now living in LA with the winning girl, hadn’t seen a lot of the outback before he signed up for the show. It’s a darn shame really that Steve Irwin is already hitched"

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Did anyone watch this last nite??
It was a cack! Sluts look alrite though.
It was soooo American Cornball. I read that the dude who plays Outback Jack actaully comes from Melbourne and went to Geelong Grammar! Apparently he helped out a mates Croc Farm once!
Another classic is that one of Yank Sluts said she hated the Outback and that it should be burned down to build shopping malls!

To sum it up .. good comdey involving copious amounts of American stupidity and lots of Bikini wearing tarts!

Slarts:
http://www.tbs.tv/shows/outbackjack

Hahahaha yeh i watched it and it was awesome. Laughed my arse off at all the dumb chicks. The one who passed out was soooo f***ing cute!# I was hoping he would get rid of that dang bitch who sang to him.

OooOoohhh I missed it, I saw the commercial for it and some of the women looked awfully damn fine.

hahahha yer it was really funny... but i didnt watch it

yuck

third from the right, top row - she's the only one worthy looking

He doesn't look like a bushy to me.

Looks more like a metro pretty boy. He uses some f***ed up "aussie" slang which is embarrassing for all concerned.

I didn't really rate the chicks - they had good bodies but most had busted heads.

third from the right, top row - she's the only one worthy looking

That one looks like a man.

No truley she does.

I didn't really rate the chicks - they had good bodies but most had busted heads.

Yeah they are mostly prawns.


last edited by mission at 20:01:32 16/Dec/04

hehe yeah it was pretty funneh ;D

top row 5th, but i think she got eliminated

This show was at the height of its popularity when I was in Texas.

It worked to my favour and Aussie guys were the latest flavour :D

hot chicks but they should be naked/gstring only.

the show has some laughs in the first few eps, specially over the bitchiness of the girls, though gets old very quick.

Can't stand the...... way he talks..... everything he says..... is really....... drawn out.

^ Yeh I thought that. He almost sounds retarded when he talks. But I that maybe its 'cos hes around all those metrosexual yankee bimbos that he sounded slow. I mean those bitches say more s*** per second than Melissa does.

yuck

third from the right, top row - she's the only one worthy looking

You're kidding me right? I reckon at least 3/4 of them are pretty friggen good.

whoever linked to that, die. i didnt want to know that ******* is the one that wins :/

I was hoping he would get rid of that dang bitch who sang to him.

She is a paris hilton wannabe if there ever was one. I wonder if she has made a video like her role model ;)

last edited by Triamks at 19:27:50 17/Dec/04

damn you who linked that, and damn you tung for pointing out something i missed ><

i was too busy oggling :P

HE IS AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOW COULD HE GET RID OF HER AND KEEP HER!!

I MEAN WHAT?

They make the perfect stupid couple, imo

I'll take Laura - second from the right, top row! kthnxbi!

Least he picked the right one out of the two that were left

I wonder if they are together still?

finally a genuine rule breakage - ban please.

Nothing gets past Spidz. It's time to leave...Kat.

you shouldn't talk about elvis like that kat

what rule did she break? I wanna pay her out about it

Don't revive old threads. That is, don't go searching for old threads and post in them

I know its an attention thing and we've fallen for it again, but rules are rules!@

Heh c***stable Spidz.

;)

Spidz

* First, check to make sure no-one has posted what you're about to post before. Use the Search facility or just check back a few pages.
* If someone is dumb enough to revive an old thread, don't exceed their dumbness by posting in there saying "ROFFLE" or anything. It is just as dumb.
* Don't abuse other users.

catwoman sux

roffle

f*** off to the gutter where you belong.

Who won, the conniving bimbo(I think her name started with M?), or the ditzy bimbo?

Spidz sounds like one of those angst-filled teenagers who hangs around indro in black clothing and cuts himself for dinner.

last edited by casa at 10:24:08 03/Feb/05

Umm... no he doesn't... how on earth did you come to that conclusion?

Who won, the conniving bimbo(I think her name started with M?), or the ditzy bimbo?

The ditzy one won. She was so fkn hilarious. The other one was pretty hot but had terrible skin and a bad attitude. She had a great body too... wouldn't mind if she made one of those at home porns that gets leaked to the internet;)

Oh, the ditzy one was Natalie, and the coniving one was Marissa.

Umm... no he doesn't... how on earth did you come to that conclusion?

I dont know, perhaps the random hate-filled slandering he gives kat?

Didn't this show finish ages ago?
Or has it been runing since the thread was created - and finished just now..
Cause if it only just finished then I guess she revived it instead of creating a new thread which is ok?

If it finished ages ago and she doesn't get banned for reviving an old thread, then whoever chooses to give her immunity yet once again, really needs a kick up the fkn ass.

last edited by Loki at 10:51:45 03/Feb/05

The show just finished a night or two ago. She broke no rules and asshats come in here and s*** on her.
I'm not specifically sticking up for her, i'd stick up for anyone in this situation.

would you stick up for me Simon? ~_~

wog loves kat wog loves kat lol

lolol
as much as i want to e-bash you mongie, i would much prefer to e-bash wankers who thrive off flaming people for basically no reason.
stick munches cock stick munches cock stick munches cock stick munches cock LOL

The final was played on Australian TV last night, hence the bump, which I apologise for if I was wrong in doing so however I am sure the mods will punish me how they see fit.

I heard that it was played in the states months ago.

Yeh the series is old in the states. I watched it all here though. Quite funny with some nice spoot. Jack sounds like he is retarded though.

Fair enough, and yeah it was played in the US a long long time ago.

the 1st episode is now airing in singapore.... I'm still bloody puzzled why those damn yanks always think of all aussies as friggin croc hunting outback wranglers....

aren't you?

friggin croc hunting outback wranglers....

I've always seen myself more as a wriggling kraut jock wanting frangers, but maybe that's just me.