Seeing there are so many nowerdays you can put down as many turds as u like as long as they were released in 2004.

Mine:

Aliens Vs Predator
teh punisher
Club Dread
Chronicles of Riddich

The WORST of 2004 imo is Van Helsing! ewww

Chronicles of riddick as well...that suckes ass

Chronicles of Riddick and Van Helsing

I didn't mind van helsing. It wasn't bad for a monster mash

raising helen, hands down.

The Punisher?

What are you, gay?

Well, "The Punisher" could pass for a gay S&M porno...

The Village.

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^^ yes that's my answer, all of them.

Worst movie of 2004: Van Helsing
Worst movie of 2003: League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Haha I see a pattern emerging. Wasnt van helsing by the same people who did League of Extraondinary Gentlemen

Troy

easy Resident evil 2 - worst film ever!

worst movie so far would be

the village


i didn't mind van helsing or alien vs predator

and the gf asks to vote for stepford wives.

van hellsing.
avp.
res evil 2.

trashy, mass market cg money makers. i will never see a paul anderson movie ever EVER again. i never usually give a s*** about directors/writers/producers but i took note after res evil 2 and vowed never to watch anything by them again.


the village was a GOOD movie. the messages present are very relevant today. it was a real suprise how this movie turned out.

Anchorman

paul anderson only wrote resi 2, not directed it i think.

i didnt minde the village.

the cooler was crap. open water was s***e.

national treasure

Hero - Sucky story, House of Flying Daggers kicks it's ass all over the place
Sky Captain - Worst acting ever.
AvP - Unlike some of the other action films named like Riddick and Res Evil this film didn't even have decent action scenes to make up for lack of plot/story.

I'd say I'd name others if I had a list in front of me.

I actually found Hero, Punisher, COT riddick enjoyable. Is there something wrong with me ?

gah i hated hero to. great cinematography and coreography, but the story was just ass.

but troy tops the list of worst movies for 2004

i enjoyed the simpleness of heros plot, it fitted in a contrasting way as everything else seemed complex


van helsing wins it for me, it was honestly the crapest piece of crap i paid to see this year, whilst it was an adventure story and most adventure storys have that cornyness to them van helsing adds the extra crap of ruining 4 great sub storys by combining them all together in a way that spins the original authors to those storys in there graves.

the punisher was ok in my books, very entertaining no to disapointing and kept true to the action genre,

avp, well im an avp groupie so i shouldnt really comment, any fan will say its awesome whilst those looking for a decent action or adventure film will say its lacking the key properties for both generes. however it delivers.. you get predators and aliens and dumb ass humans all in the one movie.

my 2cents.

Van Helsing wasn't really that bad. Sure, it was cheesy at times, but what they tried to do they did pretty well. The cinematography was pretty great, the action quite enjoyable, Hugh Jackman is an absolute champ and Kate Beckinsale is a total hotty.

The ending was s*** and all, but I'd hardly qualify it for worst movie of the year.

^^ I'm the biggest Aliens/Predator fan and I thought AvP was nothing more than cell-block bitchs' gangbanged arsehole.

Troy was ok ... it was just nothing special.

the winner of the worst movie of the year award goes to.....





"The Day After Tomorrow"

Open Water, hands down. First movie I was ready to walk out of, if it hadn't ended so quickly.

the grudge

/puts flame retardant suit on

Spiderman 2
The Punisher
Van helsing
Leauge of ext. genitalmen LOL
Troy
The Day After Tomorrow


Basically just about every so called block buster movies - except Sherk 2 it rox.

sif hate spideyman

give spidey a break, its pretty hard to be cool wearing a red and blue lycra suit

easy Resident evil 2 - worst film ever!

One thing about that movie is when it started slowing up, they threw in a wackie black dude, why do they do that with all these movies?

ahhaa, wackie blackie

MY STUPID WHITE BRAIN, HERO? CANNOT COMPUTE!!!11!!1

house of flying daggers is directed by the same person that did hero (Yimou Zhang).

THE f***ING VILLAGE

omfg i hate that f*****ed movie

Is that kinda like the porno offshoot of The Village? "The f***ing Village", kind of like "Saving Ryan's Privates"...

probably van helsing or the day after tomorrow

both pretty cheesy and s***.

was definitely expecting more from The Village... bit disappointing.

My vote is for The Village. I kept waiting for something to happen and it didn't.

Come on Someones gotta vote for Taxi
Holy f*** that movie was s***
My vote goes too Taxi, for licking ass crack

Anchorman - not even Christina Applegate topless could've given this dog a bone :(

i would like to give christina applegate a bone

i wasn't going to see that movie, but now i hear christina applegate is topless in it, i'll be putting it on my 'to watch' list.

all of the above....but

f*** THE VILLAGE WAS s***

i was so let down when i found out those things weren't real. felt like i had been raped.















repeatedly.

also, i thought troy was a good movie. i dunno why people think it was so s***..

one thing about troy, wouldn't hector be cutas that paris gets some bitch thats OWNs his plain wife

no one else has seen the grudge? and thought it was s***?

no i haven't seen it, but I'm willing to go on record and say its s*** anyway.

haha sif anchorman, it was teh funneh!!!!11!one

Hrmmm, a lot of those action movies like Van Hellsing and The punisher and Day After Tomorrow and AVP and Chronicles of Riddick, I thought were pretty good. They're all just good, brainless action movies with cool special effects, bulls*** action scenes and badasses, how can you not enjoy that! :)

Troy wasn't great, but it was hardly worst movie of the year, it was average. Anchorman was on my list, it was pretty crap, and I even like Will Ferrel. Cat in the hat was a travesty of a movie that should never have existed though, as was Starship Troopers 2. Bourne Supremacy was one of the most disappointing for me, the horrible camera work pretty much killed the action scenes and the movie for me. I also thought Timeline was pretty crap, but thats mainly because I loved the book and they f***ed it up too much in the book to screen conversion.

I loved Bourne Supremacy. I thought the camera work was great during the action scenes. I felt like I was actually there.

Oh, and Thunderbirds, better add that. They could have done so much with that!

I thought the camera work was great during the action scenes. I felt like I was actually there.

I spose thats true, in a real fight everything is probably very confusing and you have no f***en idea whats going on, and thats exactly the feeling I had while watching bourne supremacy.

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i guess it could seem confusing and distracting to some people. but overall i thought it was a great sequel to a great movie.

Ive only seen a few movies this year. Most mentioned in this thread I didnt see because they looked like over hyped crap.
I have seen troy (not bad), spider 2 man (not bad), bourne supremecy (good) and shrek 2 (f***ing funny goodest).
Ive seen others but they are the ones that stick out.

saw bad santa today, f***ing rocks.

^^ far ken owth

Umm there havent been many standout crap movies, but Bourne Supremacy didnt do much as the first did.

Worst films would be...

Bad Santa
Bourne Sepremacy
Spiderman 2
Day After Tomorrow
My Boss' Daughter
Super Size Me
Fahrenheit 911
AVP

Heaps more but I can't remember them.

WTF is wrong with you! Bad Santa is f***ing awesome!

it has not teenage girls in it for him to have an unhealthy obsession with.

also I thought Bourne Sypremacy rockes, but i'm with khel on the cinematography. Realism is fine unless it hinders my enjoyment and gives me a farking headache.

Well the average epsisode of Reno 911 goes for like 22 minutes and I laugh my ass off thru everyone of them. Bad Santa was maybe 90 minutes and I don't remember laughing once. That's the difference between something good for me and something bad.

8-)

Have we all tried to block out Catwoman ?

Cos apart from that terror Halle rox ?

Come on Someones gotta vote for Taxi
Holy f*** that movie was s***
My vote goes too Taxi, for licking ass crack

Do you honestly expect anything better from a Hollywood remake of a foreign film?

Have we all tried to block out Catwoman ?

Most of us until you just brought it back up again. That movie was one of the s***tiest things to get released. Halle Berry's performance was pure ass.

i didnt really think of super-size me as a 'film' ... it was just an interesting tongue in cheek doco.