ohhk omg, had the bestest drag race last nite it was fulley sik

i was on me pushey and i rolled up at the lights and there was thias fulluy hektik sik omg mate civic it was off the heezle it must have had like 4 subbz in tha bak and s*** ayyyy.

anee way we were stopped an the lights and he reved his engine so i was like holy s*** ITS ON !! my first ever drag so i lined up the pedals just perfect and waited for that magical green light to go. when it did holy s*** i took off so fast holy s*** bro, i swear i had smoke coming off the tyres and i popped the fattest wheelie evar, i think i gotta get a wheelie bar on the back. my legs just got too much power for this small ass pushy.

ne way i like like fully had this civic all the way through first gear ay and then he flew past me but ay i swear i nearly had him

if only i had my nos strapped on i would have beeet him for sure bruthaz.

peace out.















poop

my lord you are a f***stain.

haha


reminds me of the time i draged a bus off the lights when i was on ma racer...

I BEAT HIM !!!!!!

got up to bout 60-70kmh

hehe ,i chuckled.

i call f***wit indeed
JIGGAMAN f*** OFF no one likes you.

oi suhaib bro, lets line up a drag u in the starlet and me on my peddly

its on bro for sure ay


ful sik

shutup, i laughed at your stupid thread, it doesn't make me your buddy.


:P

oi i went down mt gravatt mt in like 5th gear the whole way down last nite and man it was so illegal. like i took all the reflectors off my bike and like no one could see me man it was awsome hay.

so fast ay like i drifted like every corner

im like down to the steel belt on my tires from getting so sideways man it was an awsome night cept my underbike neons got smashed when i stacked it. it was so gay like my mostertacho still works but the shift light is f***ed tho

This is what happens when you mother is a fetish slut who takes 30 cocks while she's pregnant. Don't let anyone ever tell you a dick to the head isn't damaging.

i got down to red rooster at the bottom of mt gravat mt and i was like tuning these bitches rite yeh.. and one of the bitches said to me that my bike was like fuli sik and i told her to get the f*** away from my pushy cause i could see the 5 - 0 coming to do defects so i had to get my black ass out of there before my pushy got towed away so i legged it and got away safely man it was close.

they would have smelt the burning rubber so theyy were like gona fuli come after me n s*** hey

Is this meant to be a parody thread or what ?

lol at German's blunt reply.

too much gay in this thread