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> 1. Rod Marsh & Ian Botham:
>
> When Botham took guard in an Ashes match, Marsh welcomed him to the
> wicket with the immortal words: "So how's your wife & my kids?"
>
> 2. Daryll Cullinan & Shane Warne:
>
> As Cullinan was on his way to the wicket, Warne told him he had been
> waiting 2 years for another chance to humiliate him. "Looks like you
> spent it eating," Cullinan retorted.
>
>
> 3. Glenn McGrath & Eddo Brandes:
>
> After Brandes played & missed at a McGrath delivery, the Aussie bowler
> politely enquired: "Oi, Brandes, why are you so fat?" "Cos every time
> I f*ck your wife she gives me a biscuit," Brandes replied.
>
>
> 4. Robin Smith & Merv Hughes:
>
> During 1989 Lords Test Hughes said to Smith after he played & missed:"
> You can't f*cking bat". Smith to Hughes after he smacked him to the boundary:
> "Hey Merv, we make a fine pair. I can't f*cking bat & you can't
> f*cking bowl."
>
>
> 5. Merv Hughes & Javed Miandad:
>
> During 1991 Adelaide Test, Javed called Merv a fat bus conductor. A
> few balls latter Merv dismissed Javed: "Tickets please", Merv called
> out as he ran past the departing batsman.
>
>
> 6. Merv Hughes & Viv Richards:
>
> During a test match in the West Indies, Hughes didn't say a word to
> Viv, but continued to stare at him after deliveries. "This is my
> island, my culture. Don't you be staring at me. In my culture we just
> bowl." Merv didn't reply, but after he dismissed him he announced to
> the batsman: "In my Culture we just say f*ck off."
>
>
> 7. Ricky Ponting & Shaun Pollock:
>
> After going past the outside edge with a couple of deliveries, Pollock
> told Ponting: "It's red, round & weighs about 5 ounces. "
> Unfortunately for Pollock, the next ball was hammered out of the
> ground. Ponting to
> Pollock: "you know what it looks like, now go find it."
>
>
> 8. And of course you can't forget Ian Healy's legendary comment which
> was picked up by the Channel microphones when Arjuna Ranatunga called
> for a runner on a particularly hot night during a one dayer in
> Sydney... "You don't get a runner for being an overweight, fat c*nt!!!"
>
>
> 9. Can't remember the player or the exact details but went something
> like Mark Waugh standing at second slip, the new player to the crease
> playing & missing the first ball. Mark - "Ohh, I remember you from a
> couple years ago in Australia. You were sh1t then, you're f*cking
> useless now". Kiwi - (Turning around) - "Yeah, that's me & when I was
> there you were going out with that old, ugly sl*t & now I hear you've married her. You dumb c*nt".

Heardy sucks dongs

trin, you love me!

lmao they are awesome

Merv Hughes - is there anything you can't do!?

ponting's call got the best laugh from me

Haha, top notch :p

mmm sledging
delicious!

The coolest one I have ever heard of is when Australia were playing a tour match in South Africa. Warney was bowling to this fat guy and he was frustrated at not being able to get him out. So he said "maybe if we put a mars bar a few feet down the pitch we'll get him moving a bit" and the batsman looked at Boonie and said "I think he'll probably go for it first".

Hhaha awesome sledging

eheh awesome

heh i like #5

very good :)

see those sorts of sledges are cool, when you get into real racial discrimination thats where australia takes the cake (not to say other countries dont do it) but it really sucks ass :/

how good is the biscuit one :p

there was a classic one between mcgrath and some other dude, similar to that that went along the lines of mcgrath bowling a f***load of bouncers then saying saying 'getting a bit tired with all that ducking ?' and the dude says 'nah its because your wife kept me going all night'

see those sorts of sledges are cool, when you get into real racial discrimination thats where australia takes the cake (not to say other countries dont do it) but it really sucks ass :/

You only says dat cause you iz black. :)

last edited by Opec at 14:57:47 31/Aug/04

shhh charlie

yer, i dont rate glen mcgrath as a sledger

hes too angry and acts like a knob

i prefer a bit of humour to straight up agression

Back to work Spook...

haha they're pretty funny...

And when was it Ridley Jacobs owned McGrath in the west indies?

McGrath: what does brian laras cock taste like?

Jacbos: Why don't you ask your wife

and the batsman looked at Boonie and said "I think he'll probably go for it first".

Sydney-to-London, 52 cans. True Australian Hero.
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chanderpaul i thoguht, but yeah, classic call.

mcgrath can give it, cant take it :p

true

ROFLMAO that healy call was the best ever

he's such a legend

this thread reminds me of the time fpot couldn't let his GAME do the talkin'

haha, I love you trog. I have tried searching for that thread to have a good laugh at your pathetic schoolgirl comments but I can't find it :P

since when has fpot ever been able to let his game do the talking

that kid's all mouth

since when has fpot ever been able to let his game do the talking

that kid's all mouth

Well, seeing as though the only skirmishes we have had are verbal ones over the INTARNET I'll take that as a compliment.

But yuor bashed at QGL now as well. (maenz)

you're learning f***pot =)

also, bashed at qgl!

(sledging is for losers, and I find those comments made by the Australians embarrassing)

You know what trog, I agree with you on some of those comments because they aren't funny in any way, they're insulting.

Some of them (like the boonie stealing the mars bar before the fat batsmen could get it) I don't mind though, because everyone would be laughing and what is wrong with that?

Its funny, but making jokes about someone's weight isn't cool :(

edit: unless they're yo momma jokes, like "yo momma so far, she jumped into the air and got STUCK"

last edited by trog at 21:20:26 31/Aug/04

he could have called him a black paki c***?

i thought he was doing well actually, pick an evil and go with it

yo momma's so fat that when she walked in front of the tv I missed 3 episodes...

people who dont like sledging have obviously never played cricket

it doesnt have to be as classless as racism or verbal thuggery (as the posted examples demonstrate);
sledging is a psychological tool to unsettle weak mental players, it works;

in the same way as you dont have to phsyically play the game that way (but some people choose to)

last edited by Spook at 06:54:34 01/Sep/04

Making fun of general fat people isn't funny. Making fun of fat "sportspeople" is pretty much fair game IMO.