I was just watching some US news on foxtel, and they were talking about a guy addicted to porn, he says he watched it almost every day of the week 'pretty rude stuff', going to porn sites and s***...

and they call it a drug free addiction, or an addiction that takes place without noticing.. What makes him so different from almost any straight teenage boy, or any other guy basically?


How much does it take to be a true addict, coz im willing to money on it, that he is no where near the top list of addicts at all.

Its clear this guy Isnt one:
http://mirrorimageorigin.collegepublisher.com/media/paper244/stills/wbsghf25.jpg he has his hands in chips not on his dick, and hes using magz, not movies

13.6 without question

The grip on his shoes is sorta like the ones on mine that I wear to work.

Actually he clearly is, because he is so blind he can't read the porno without bringing it right up to his face.

Also, only a blind person would wear that colour shirt.

funny.. I was waiting for you to come in and bind the link between the color purple and sexual frustration nF..


you're getting slow in your old age old boy

* ^^ or someone who had fallen upto their waist into a vat of grapes

* The above sentence was somewhat more difficult to construct than initaially intended as thinking and typing now appear to be mutually exclusive.

anyone who doesn't like that shirt is obviously gay, hey its a great shirt!

its a jumper isnt it.. neck cords + the little parts around the wrist are only about 1 inch, long sleeve shirts arnt are around 2inchs where the wrists are (i wear a different coloured one everytime i go out, as well as to work, but short sleeve ones, else when im wearing a long one i roll up the sleeves)

edit: the neck is also to loose to be a s***, and it looks like it has a hood
edit 2: and there is a zip on it if you look closly, sif shirts have zipz

last edited by Jerry at 21:22:16 28/Aug/04

Edit 3: you need help.

last edited by Booyah at 22:38:36 28/Aug/04

Maybe it is a centerfold and he is having a VERY good look. And the title of the mag is college girls hey can't blame him.

I'm sure he's just reading the articles.

Sure and I have a bridge to sell you.

Anything less than 1gig of pron on your pc is tame.

But jerry your addicted to gay porn + your gay?

dont forget the trans

i think the good benchmark is whether your porn to regular dvd ratio is more than 1:1.

i am in deep trouble.

like alcohol it's got nothing to do with quantity and everything to do with frequency.

Porn-a-day == addict.

so if i have 1 standard drink each day i am more likely to be an alco than if i binge every weekend and don't drink during the week?

yes

He's not reading the articles. He's licking the centrefold.

Hey, at least it's better than a sexual addiction or an alcoholic addiction, because with this way, you can be sure that no women will be beaten like a pinata on Cinco de Mayo for not doing what they're told.




also -

Anything less than 1gig of pron on your pc is tame.

I don't think that tame even begins to describe that situation.

I think each man to his own for his pawno collection. Also pawn is f***en grouse. *licks lips*

I think that it is only a problem when you prefer it over the real thing, now thats a sad prospect. Porn has helped me through a few lean periods :P

about this much
/* makes fish was this big gesture with hands

Your all gay, a thread is started about porn and all you can do is bitch about some guys cloths, who give a toss, I'm more interested in his mag.

gumby are you trying to say mag is a metaphor for cock?

Yes yes, I'm very interested in his cock, I want to use his cock to f*** ya mum, because she too much of a dirty slut to use mine on her.

Vivid imagination that ^^

Nothing beats the guy I used to work with. HE IS A LEGEND!

I've mentioned this dude b4 in another thread somewhere.

This guy was Class 1 A+++ Porn King/Addict with Honors. A true conisseur of masturbation material.

1. He has a collection of over 800 X-rated hardcore porn on Video and DVD. A 'Pallet Load'

2. He reckons it cost him in the vicinity of over $20,000 and rising!

3. He like all types of porn except beasty movies. He even has a few fag movies as he is bi-sexual although definetly more hetro than gay. Yes I know ewwwww! (Most of us refused to use the dunny at the same time as him at work)

4. He used to have 'porn day'. This was usually a Friday where he would drive to Cooloongatta just over the border to buy his porn.

5. He flew to the ACT to porno shop for just one day!

6. When he couldnt afford to have a 'porn day'. He would go to 'cheap' whores and film himself. On one occasion at lunchbreak I remember him bringing the camera to work and try and get us to watch hid movies on the camera's little lcd screen. >:p yuk!

7. He told us how once he was short of cash and couldn't afford a female prostitute for the night. So he went and f***ed a tranny ...'cos it was cheaper. We made fun of him for weeks, questioning whether the tranny actually f***ed him instead!?
He tries to justify iot by saying that it was purely a 'financial decision' and that you are only the fag if you're the one 'taking it'.
riiiight!

I told the dude he would save a fortune if he simply bought a computer and got bb. As the net was drowning in free porn. But in his twisted mind he couldnt justify spending say $1200 on a computer! Just think of all the porn and hoes I could buy for $1200! He would say.

I doubt anyone could beat this guy for porn addict of the millenium.

^^ he must be a killer with the ladies, coz surely hed know what they like

and y doesnt he just get the internet so he can get his pron for free

edit: oh, u answered this, silly me

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gumby are you trying to say mag is a metaphor for cock?

please tell me that metaphor is almost the same as euphamism? coz i just used it in an english exam the same sort of way

7. He told us how once he was short of cash and couldn't afford a female prostitute for the night. So he went and f***ed a tranny ...'cos it was cheaper. We made fun of him for weeks, questioning whether the tranny actually f***ed him instead!?
He tries to justify iot by saying that it was purely a 'financial decision' and that you are only the fag if you're the one 'taking it'.
riiiight!

some say your the fag when you take, some say when you give, (coz when you get raped, you take, but then ur guy gave)

how did he find the trans anyway?

please tell me that metaphor is almost the same as euphamism?

They are completely different.

^^ He used to buy the 'Adult porno weekly mag' thingy from the sex shops.

He'd leave it in the lunchroom.

Its this mag for swingers contacts ... but its mainly advertising for whores. It has a section at the back for '?' trannies. Its a pretty feral little mag.

The amount of couples 'swinging' is pretty scarey.

some say your the fag when you take, some say when you give, (coz when you get raped, you take, but then ur guy gave)

I say if there are > 1 cocks in the room then you're gay.

I don't think you could have an actual physical dependancy on porn.

I agree Obes.

i think it really depends at what type of porn he looks at. is it 'normal' or crazy.

I don't think you could have an actual physical dependancy on porn.

Gambling addicts don't have a physical dependancy yet its still classified as an addiction.

i think i'm addicted ....



to bass

i read them for the articles, penthouse black label has some of the best journalism going around, some of the writers in Penthouse also write for Bulletin and Time, in fact one guy in particular writes for all three and I always read his articles cause he is a very good journalist.

I agree with Obes too!

Gumby true enough... but its a big cop out ... They don't have an addiction they have mental problems.

So they have a mental condition, wether it is psychosomatic or physilogical it is still an addiction.

Your all gay, a thread is started about porn and all you can do is bitch about some guys cloths, who give a toss

Obviously the person in question gives a toss or rather lots of tosses. That is the point in the first place isn't it?

You know what I find funny about porn collectors? The amount of time spent classifying it... I mean sitting there for hours renaming jpegs from JennaJ023.jpg to JennaJamesonAnalAndDPSeries6.jpg, and then sticking it in the right directory.

There was a guy that used to live with a friend of mine that did just that for like 4 hours a day... He was creepy.

mantra ... Badzor ?

You know what I find funny about porn collectors? The amount of time spent classifying it... I mean sitting there for hours renaming jpegs from JennaJ023.jpg to JennaJamesonAnalAndDPSeries6.jpg, and then sticking it in the right directory.

There was a guy that used to live with a friend of mine that did just that for like 4 hours a day... He was creepy.

Heh sticking it in the right directory... puns galore.

Also that creepy guy didn't happened to be Khel^H^H^H^HWarren is he? ;)

No, surprisingly there was very little pron floating about when we were living together, I mean in the same house.. er.. Oh except for the "Saint does CS kiddies" series. That was popular...

This was a friends housemate. Creepy little guy...