Actual Australian Court Docket 12659 - Case of the Pregnant Lady

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. the man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing. She complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.

The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 yrs. old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, " Well your honour, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce swelling", and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, " Williams Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself. But your Honour, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, " Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."

"CASE DISMISSED!!"

Hahahahaha that's gold, I like it :)

haha very nice

funny, but I highly doubt it's "actual" court details

Haha, excellent.

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last edited by evis at 15:39:40 27/Feb/04

haha n1

hahaha, gold!

funny, but arrested for laughing at someone? s***e, they'd beter put almost EVERY qgl member in chains. pity some of us would enjoy it.
*looks at evis*

mmMMmm chains....

haha, i like it

hehehe :D

must i be the first to say old?

wtf. Not to everyone.

As if you would get arrested for laughing at a prego. pfft, that made it so unfunny.

he should be arrested for such a lame joke

Brought a smile to my face :)

hehe tops :)

Hehe, I doubt its an actual australian court ticket, I've heard that same joke in quite a few different forms. Still funny though :)

Haha I chuckled