http://www.thewavemag.com/pagegen.php?pagename=article&articleid=24184

How many different categories do you fit into?

and I'd prefer not to know if you're a furry thanks :)

Distinguishing Characteristics: Overweight, casually strolling into the center of the room, and then when you least expect it, bursting into a blinding Jedi combat storm with a golf ball retriever.

sound familiar? hahahahaah

If someone approaching you is more machine than man and threatening to assimilate you, it’s either a Star Trek enthusiast or an android lost in time. Either way, it’s your duty as a human to smash it.

BAhahahaha so true