I'd like to think this thread has potential to be epic, but I just don't see it happening at the moment. Shame on you qgl.

Yeah, it has turned into a post-youtube-videos fest. :(

last edited by Triamks at 16:40:19 27/Aug/08

theres a midget that used to drink at fishos on sunday when i used to live on GC, I remember spilling a beer on him accidentaly :( cause he walked into my crotch

then ninjas and dragons came and threw him in the broadwater off the bridge

I have a midget!! No joke. I just need to get a hold of him for you. Give me another day or two and I will have his details.

I'd like to think this thread has potential to be epic, but I just don't see it happening at the moment. Shame on you qgl.

not really, ive never actually found midgets to be funny or interesting. Theyre just midgets.

I don't care much for midgets. They generally creep me out a little

they need a pair of those walking pogo sticks that the bouncy guys in the chinese closing cerimony had. adds an instant 2 feet and x3 ability to bounce!

Someone bashed and robbed a midget near here, I didn't think people could stoop that low

sounds like a real low point in the communities history.

his funeral will be lowered next tuesday?

You may get some ideas of what to do with your midget form this website:

Gotmidgetsdawtcom



last edited by IncrEdible_vEgetable at 19:21:08 28/Aug/08

I have heard of a midget that you can hire for your functions that will wear a hat that contains corn chips and guacamole, and will walk around and serve your guests. I'd say he's probably a bit more expensive on a per-hour rate than what you're looking for though, but could be worth looking into.

Do you have any more details on this??? Would love to try and hire as outlined!!!

Oh dear god.

If I was paying a midget for it's time I would expect to get my midget wings.

A midget feeling my calf up at the BDO boiler room was one of the worst experiences of my life.

http://nextthing.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/midgets.jpg

http://i713.photobucket.com/albums/ww135/fubaroz/midgets.jpg


http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j6/lucyfer123/midgets.jpg


http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii40/ljsnrtw/hotmidgets.jpg

Years ago at the Empire a seedy looking midget was dancing with a chick who was not a midget.

They were getting some dirty dancing moves on creating quite a scene. Then out of no where the midget went the muff dive (he was the right height!) on the chick who wasn't impressed. She jumped back and slapped him across the face, the crowd cheered as the midget slinked off.

The end.