How many Griffith students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, but only if they can do it online from home.

How many QUT students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and the other to say loudly how he did it nearly as well as any UQ student.

How many UQ students does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. They hold the bulb and the world revolves around them.

ahahah teenys on FIRE!!!

/dr evil



No seriously, the Griffith one is so true.. i havn't been to uni in 3 weeks

^ YOUR GONNA FAIL

ahahaha nice on teen

haha, I'll pay that

heh.

only an extract of the classic "light bulb" jokes.

keep em comming...

How many QUT students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and the other to say loudly how he did it nearly as well as any UQ student.

WELL WE DID DO IT NEARLY AS GOOD!!!

haha thats hilarious.

















(forum lurked to keep in with other lightbulb thread)

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last edited by TufNuT at 14:46:06 15/May/06

That joke - the better version - is already in the forum junkie thread.

Thanks c*** for bringing back a 3 year old thread....

CLIT LOL.

no probs

cue "OMFG ITS TEEN"

3 years old, that must be a record for reviving old threads!

god damn you suck dint

I was going to go OMG teen!! Hes still alive and kicking if anyone is interested.

MORE JOKES!!!!

How many University of Sydney students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure.

How many Deakin students does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but he gets 40 credit points for it.

How many Wollongong students does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. Illawarra looks better in the dark.

How many UQ students does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. They hold the bulb and the world revolves around them.

How many Latrobe students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Trick question. Latrobe isn't a real university.

How many UNSW students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five. One to design a nuclear-powered one that never needs changing, one to figure out how to power the rest of Randwick using that nuked lightbulb, two to install it, and one to write the computer program that controls the wall switch.

How many Macquarie students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five. One to change the lightbulb and four to find the perfect David Jones outfit to wear for the occasion.

How many Tasmanian students does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. Launceston doesnt have electricity.

How many QUT students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and the other to say loudly how he did it nearly as well as any UQ student.

How many UNE students does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. She calls a Southern Cross student to do it.

How many Monash students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to complain about how if they were at a better school, the lightbulb wouldnt go out.

How many Adelaide students does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. But she can't do it on Friday night.

How many Flinders students does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. But she cant do it on Thursday, Friday or Saturday night.

How many WASM students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Seven. One to change the light bulb and six to throw a party because he didnt screw it in upside down this time.

How many Murdoch students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Seven. One to screw it in and six to figure out how to power it on manure.

How many Western Sydney students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One to do it and four to be in the SMH photo of it.

How many U of Vic students does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. Briquette lamps don't burn out, man!

How many Territory students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Four. One to do it and three to translate the instructions.

How many ANU students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five. They make it a campus-wide affair.

How many University of Southern Queensland students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Theres a university in Toowoomba?

How many Edith Cowan students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. It's a postgrad course.

How many Griffith students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, but only if they can do it online from home.

How many Canberra students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One. They screw everything, why not a light bulb?

How many Bond students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One. Daddy buys them a new lamp, then the student insists they did it better than anyone else.

hehe

How many Bond students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One. Daddy buys them a new lamp, then the student insists they did it better than anyone else.

HAHAHA.

Holy s*** teen thread!

They forgot one:

How many Australian Defence Force Academy (ADFA) students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One. But a funeral for the deceased lightbulb, with full military honours must first be performed. Could be helpful if they had the right lightbulb in the coffin though.

This thread is Goa'uld

More like…
How many Australian Defence Force Personal, does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they get private contractors in to do it for them.

How many QUT students does it take to change a lightbulb?
none, one watches a professional electrican do it and then stars in a TV ad exclaiming how they now work for one of Australia's largest electrical companies.

I likes Wetwired.

Thanks, I made that one up, along with this one...

How many QANTM students does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven

One to write a design document about how they would change it
One to draw concept art of how it should look when they change it
One to model a 2 million poly lightbulb
One to make a 2048x2048 texture for the lightbulb
One to animate the lightbulb turning
One to code an elaborate rendering engine so the light works in realtime
And one to create a low res, low poly prerendered video of how all of the above would look if they could get it to work together.

I can tell you made that one up

Retarded.