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Topic: AnaRoTs got a girlfriend!
Splash Damage
Posts: 234
Location: Brisbane, Queensland

AnaRoTs got a girlfriend,
AnaRoTs got a girlfriend,
NAR NEE NAR NEE NAR NAR!!

too bad she is only ten years old and he got her into his Volvo by offering lollies.. :P
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AnaRoT
Posts: 1133
Location: Queensland

Siiiif!! She is 17 and I offered her a movie to get into my Volvo :)

Splash Damage
Posts: 236
Location: Brisbane, Queensland

whatever you say, Chester :P
AnaRoT
Posts: 1135
Location: Queensland

Sif even a 10 yr old wouldn't be better than what all the other fags here have.... like a hand and a computer screen isn't a real women, ok!!!
Hunter
Posts: 152
Location: Brisbane, Queensland

Neither are inflatable dolls :).
ELeMeNT
Posts: 164
Location: Brisbane, Queensland

Chester??? AHAHAAHAHAH
ELeMeNT
Posts: 165
Location: Brisbane, Queensland

1 u say um i have a g/f...
2 oh yer.......whats the URL
1 hmmm
AnaRoT
Posts: 1137
Location: Queensland

Righto.......
Zoix
Posts: 199
Location: Queensland

s***, i was told wrong, f***in HRE lessons.
AnaRoT
Posts: 1139
Location: Queensland

What was that Greg????
cerb
Posts: 299
Location: Brisbane, Queensland

It'd take a hell of a lot more than an offer of lollies or a movie for me to be seen in a Volvo. Unless it's a C70, of course. :)
AnaRoT
Posts: 1151
Location: Queensland

C70, 240, very little difference :P hahaha

nah man trust me if I took you for a drive you wouldn't be ambarrased to be in it. A dude with a VN commodore wanted to swap me there other day hehe :)
THis was after I smoked the s*** outa it around a roundabout about 5 times, causing the guy behind me to lose his way in the smoke :)
maxe
Posts: 292
Location: Brisbane, Queensland

sounds like it wasnt the tires you were smokin.....
cerb
Posts: 306
Location: Brisbane, Queensland

I've seen a few cars that almost make the people behind them lose their way in the smoke, but it wasn't a good thing...

Joke for you, AnaRoT:

This kid's walking down the street when a car pulls up beside him, and keeps pace with him. The driver asks him to get in the car. The kid says "No".

After a minute or two, the driver offers the kid some lollies to get into the car. The kid again declines.

After another minute or two, the driver offers the kid some lollies and $20 if he gets in the car. The kid turns to the driver and says "Look, dad, you were the one who bought the Volvo... deal with it!"

Splash Damage
Posts: 238
Location: Brisbane, Queensland

hahahahaha... good call Cerb :)

VNs are s*** anyway. If ya gonna get an old Commodore, get a VL ;)
necra
Posts: 108
Location: Brisbane, Queensland

STEALER!!!!! That joke Is actually a FORD joke, not a volvo joke !!!!!!
maxe
Posts: 293
Location: Brisbane, Queensland

thats enuff out of you, woman.



oh yeah, better chuck in smiley

:)
necra
Posts: 109
Location: Brisbane, Queensland

But, but, but.........
BOB the Fruit
Posts: 77
Location: Brisbane, Queensland

Anarot, g/fs are all good and well. But wait to you get to the stage where they start bitching about everything you do. Then, it'll really start to get to you.

BOB the Fruit
dangles
Posts: 59
Location: Queensland

but dont they always do that
so why should it matter
just put up with it
cerb
Posts: 344
Location: Brisbane, Queensland

Bob: Have you ever thought of the fact that some of their bitching may be in an attempt to make you the best person you can be?
pLAGue
Posts: 189
Location: Brisbane, Queensland

Im sorry bob, but i cant help noticing you used the term "gf" in plural.
Barak
Posts: 918
Location: Brisbane, Queensland

they only bitch at you cause your a f***head bob
Splash Damage
Posts: 266
Location: Brisbane, Queensland

pLAGue: g/fs = girlfriends

if he didnt use it in plural there, it wouldnt have made sense
AnaRoT
Posts: 1163
Location: Queensland

Yeah I agree Splash - the only decent Commondore of all time was the VL, specially the turbo ones :)
She's not really my gf yet I just went out with her once but who knows :)

Thats a f***ing cool joke man :) It definitely applies better to Volvo's than FOrds though. Necra you are a chick, therefore by definition you know nothing about cars :)
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