http://realgirls.zooweekly.com.au/ (NSFW - one of them seems to be naked)

My girlfriend knows one of them, looks nothing like that in most her facebook photos, heh

tat's on women = epic fail
same as seeing a hot chick smoke, completely ruins her

Rachael is the best

kat licks carpet

I admire the drapes, but I don't touch

tat's on women = epic fail

Trap stamps maybe, but not all tattoo'ed women look bad.
http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/7083/1262084299749.th.jpg

Couldn't you just a copy of People instead?

ALL tattooed women look bad

No they don't, well, the ones covered head to toe are. But I find some strategically placed tats on a chick to be very sexy.

I admire the drapes, but I don't touch

wheres the fun in that?

Can someone please explain to me what it is with the BS trend 20-35 year old girls seem to have picked up in the last few years of hanging a goddamn chandelier from their belly buttons?

no really, tats on women are fail
unless its something small / cute etc

but big tats up arms, down the side, over the shoulder or anywhere near the face is COMPLETE fail.

Girls will do anything for money

I concur

Yeah I agree tats fail on women. Smoking doesn't bother me though, even though I am a non smoker.

Can someone please explain to me what it is with the BS trend 20-35 year old girls seem to have picked up in the last few years of hanging a goddamn chandelier from their belly buttons?

Sif not have a belly ring. Bellies without one look weird and empty now :/

I got something that will fill your belly minxy.

I hope it is ice cream. That would be nice.

I can put it on ice for you I suppose

Complete opposite for me fpot.
I don't mind tats, so long as they aren't just "look, me too!" butterflies/dolphins/hearts/etc, but cigarettes are an instant turn off. The smell is revolting.

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same lynx

Same as Lynx. Cigarettes are an instant fail, but tats don't generally bother me. On some girls they look awesome.

The young ladies on that site are in need of a sandwich.

Tattoos are great when the girl is in her 20s, but no so great when the tattoo turns 20.

Tattoos are dealbreakers for me.

Wouldn't you be spewin if you were one of the first to get the southern cross tattoo, thinkin yep i'm rippin it, all original n s***, to then see them on every c*** now, and now looking like one of the usual rifraf just following the crowd. lol.

tats on chicks are hot..especially if they are "oldschool" style tats..

tramp stamps and the like are fail..

Sif not have a belly ring. Bellies without one look weird and empty now :/

You've brought me to describe your post as "Fail".

I'm the same as others, smoking is a deal breaker, as are tattoos.

gee that's fun

Rachel (Y)

tatts on chicks are awesome. a chick with a half sleeve or chest plate gives me a woody. but i really love tatts anyway.

I walk past the tattoo shop in mcwhirters every day, and it has some of the most foul, disgusting people i've ever seen in my life there.
IMO Tattoos on anyone is fail. I don't think i've ever seen anything that is good enough to have permanently on someone's skin for forever.

http://www.homorazzi.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/old-lady-tattoos-bald.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_S2HfD7lRi2Y/SoSwkgE2B2I/AAAAAAAABQw/V9br5UXhNp4/s320/old lady tattoo.jpg

actually not as gross as I thought, I found some grosser ones but you can see their big ol flange too

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_94Q6YAc4mII/Sj-V5TLGm5I/AAAAAAAAABk/ztvml-5yHCw/s400/sexy-back-tattoo_KBkUb_22979.jpg
http://www.projecthitchhiker.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/yakuza_girl.jpg

Tattoos don't bother me either way. Just depends on if they are s*** or the girl is uglies.

eg. Ruby Rose is hawttttt.

Wouldn't get one myself though.

ruby's a rug muncher anyway

as for chicks in general, tats = deal breaker

smoking is a tougher one, as it rules out a lot of people

Smoking is a deal breaker. Totally stupid habit, and it smells, and it's expensive and it just looks feral.

Can someone please explain to me what it is with the BS trend 20-35 year old girls seem to have picked up in the last few years of hanging a goddamn chandelier from their belly buttons?

Been going on for more than the last few years.

tats = fine
cigarettes = not fine

No they don't, well, the ones covered head to toe are. But I find some strategically placed tats on a chick to be very sexy.

Huge in your face tats are a turn off, most Tramp stamps too. Some tats look cool/dont bother me though.

Smoking is a -5 (From 10) so even if she's a perfect 10 in everything else (Looks/personality/everything) she only barely passes. I haven't met a perfect 10 yet.

Yeah not a fan of tats. They look good from day 1 to about day 600 then they are f***ed.

Rachael was the best by a long shot.

Don't mind belly rings but some piercings are out. Mrs Pinky had the back of her neck done which I wasn't a fan of. It's out now though. A few weeks ago she had a surface piercing done on her wrist too. Not a fan of that either. Her body though, she can do whatev she wants.

Smoking is a deal-breaker. Scooter nailed it. If Jennifer Hawkins came up to me with a fag in her hand and asked me if she could buy me a drink I'd take the drink and run.

i like chix

Yer, Smoking does rate at a -5, on a out-of-10 scale.

Girls will do anything for money

Some guys will too? Money is pretty important. Doing anything is better than, say, dying because you couldn't afford accommodation or food.

How much would you take one up the arse for?

How much would you take one up the arse for?

lol, I think it u say it!

Well, by the sound of it, he'll do it for a $2 packet of instant noodles.

Smoking is a deal-breaker. Scooter nailed it. If Jennifer Hawkins came up to me with a fag in her hand and asked me if she could buy me a drink I'd take the drink and run.

No you wouldn't.

Tattoos are fine by me. Like you nerds can afford to be gettin all choosy...shee-it!

I would. I used to think I could go out with a smoker and/or a religious chick. Tried both and neither were possible.

WTF is going on in here? You're all acting as if every woman you meet is a potential wife. Bachelor the f*** up! If a chick has a tattoo who cares what it will look like 20 years from now? It's hot as f*** right now when the ink is still fresh and the lady still has breasts unaffected by gravity.

Here's how you rate women out of 10, +5 for each breast. So if they have two tits, then they are a 10.

lol deadlyf

Some people don't f*** for the fun of it.
Some people date because they are looking for a lifetime mate.
Some of these people are male.

^can't think of anyone like that offhand myself, not all 3 at once anyway.

another pearl of wisedom from qgl poster kat *applauds*

only good tattoo on a chick is a dartboard so you got somewhere to aim when ur jizzing on her

high 5!

Some of these people are male.

So is your mum.

BAM!

deadlyf, more like deadbeat

high 5 persay!

hardware, more like software am I right? BOOM!

Seriously though, if you are rating hypotheticals based on the potential of a long term relationship, something as superficial as a smoking habit or a tattoo seems a little trivial. Looking at women on the Zoo website and deciding you couldn't have a long term relationship with one of them because they have tattoos or a potential smoking habit is pretty delusional.

Ya mum smokes and has tats but she's cheap and nasty and on the night that's all that matters.

See, MatchFixa gets it.

tat's on women = epic fail
same as seeing a hot chick smoke, completely ruins her

+1. tattoos are cliche these days anyways.
i wish my girl would give up the faglips (cigs), but it seems to chill
her out and subsequently leave me alone.

See, MatchFixa gets it.

No i don't, she gets it, from me, a lot.

BA BAM!

Smoking is an anachronism - it just doesn't belong in our world today. It looks wrong. Nobody I know smokes aside from a few baby boomer leftovers who just can't let go, and f***en deads***s.

Our resident stoners inform me that even the bong brigade are getting off the spin and getting inhalers or some s***. If drug-f***s don't like ciggies what the f*** is anyone else doing on them?!

Tatts are fine, like anything though their use can be f***ed up on a case by case basis.

last edited by Hogfather at 13:04:55 07/Feb/10

i judge these woman based on how easy they are to get pregnant
i want my seed sowed in every willing fertile patch i can find

stay at home mums and government hand outs can take care of the rest

but it seems to chill
her out and subsequently leave me alone.

She'd be chilled out most of the time instead if she wasn't busy craving.

your mum smokes, but not cigarettes amirite

Yeah she smokes niggaz.

Smoking is an anachronism - it just doesn't belong in our world today.

That's a silly notion. Personal preference however arbitrary can never be considered anachronistic. If you were correct then I could argue your view on smoking itself is anachronistic.

yeah clearly, cause it sounds like you're on some strong s*** right there.

I can tell just by smelling.

i want my seed sowed in every willing fertile patch i can find

stay at home mums and government hand outs can take care of the rest ,

this has given me an idea for a reality television show;

Gene Wars - Centrelink Special

can you genes prevail on dole day to get to the head of the queue at 8.59am?

Gene Wars - Centrelink Special

can you genes prevail on dole day to get to the head of the queue at 8.59am?

I think it has legs. I'd watch it.

the only problem I can see is identifying the winner, you'd first have to know who fathered who?

How much would you take one up the arse for?

A thousand.

Smoking is an anachronism - it just doesn't belong in our world today. It looks wrong. Nobody I know smokes aside from a few baby boomer leftovers who just can't let go, and f***en deads***s.

What about all those remote tribes who smoke peace pipes & get high off coffee beans or whatever that weird s*** is they smoke the leaves of?

I find it amazing how many stoners defend their habbit saying how it isn't wrong and how healthy it is but call people who smoke normal ciggies dirty filthy smokers. More proof weed makes you f***ing stupid.

Seriously though, if you are rating hypotheticals based on the potential of a long term relationship, something as superficial as a smoking habit or a tattoo seems a little trivial. Looking at women on the Zoo website and deciding you couldn't have a long term relationship with one of them because they have tattoos or a potential smoking habit is pretty delusional.

Not really. I've seen first hand what smoking can do (my dad has emphysema) and would never date ANYONE who smokes. Tattoos would be taken on a case by case basis though, arm/wrist/ankle = maybe, main body = maybe since it'd usually be covered up anyway, face = f*** off, you didn't fall asleep on the chair.

last edited by whoop at 17:32:41 07/Feb/10

I find it amazing how many stoners defend their habbit saying how it isn't wrong and how healthy it is but call people who smoke normal ciggies dirty filthy smokers. More proof weed makes you f***ing stupid.

Learn to vaporize you noob.

How much would you take one up the arse for?

A thousand.

Yeah I think my price would be fairly low but it would be higher than this. Which essentially makes it irrelevent because you can probs find a dude who will do it for $150. Hehe.

How much would you take one up the arse for?

A thousand.

Yeah I think my price would be fairly low but it would be higher than this. Which essentially makes it irrelevent because you can probs find a dude who will do it for $150. Hehe.

It would have been lower until recently, better employment prospects and all that.

Learn to vaporize you noob.

+1

there's no evidence to prove that marijuana has any long term health effects
ask yourself where you attained the information that "pot = bad" ?
I think you'll find there's a fair chance you're talking s***

there's no evidence to prove that marijuana has any long term health effects

Depending how it's consumed. Also, there have been a great deal many pointers to say that pot smoking can bring on mental illness that someone may have never had or would have had it much later in their life if they were genetically pre-disposed to it.

Also, there have been a great deal many pointers to say that pot smoking can bring on mental illness that someone may have never had or would have had it much later in their life if they were genetically pre-disposed to it.

If you are already pre-disposed, yes, they believe there is a link.

They also made the exact same link with alcohol and just about every other recreational drug... you don't need to be a scientist to realise that if you have underlying mental illness, substance abuse could bring it out. There's a s***load of other non-drug triggers also.

It's not a cannabis specific problem.

They also made the exact same link with alcohol and just about every other recreational drug... you don't need to be a scientist to realise that if you have underlying mental illness, substance abuse could bring it out. There's a s***load of other non-drug triggers also.

It's not a cannabis specific problem.

Sorry, didn't realise it was a "but other stuff are bad toooo" argument :)

I didn't say anything else was good, actually I didn't say anything about anything else at all :)

there's no evidence to prove that marijuana has any long term health effects

Are you serious? You haven't looked very hard, have you?

I'll just leave this here...

there's no evidence to prove that marijuana has any long term health effects

Is this even close to on topic?

If you are comparing casual use then no there isnt.
If you want to compare someone who smokes 20 cones a day then they are going to have serious health problems
Just like someone who has 20 standard drinks per day every day.

This is something non-drug users can not seem to come to terms with and therefore, fall for, the governments mantra that all drug users do drugs all day, everyday, forever and turn into Mr Hyde.

pinky and his semen anal-ysis again

pinky and his semen anal-ysis again

It was for a good cause.

Megan Fox has tatts, so tatts = fine

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/4/1/633742118122067710-mindf***butterfly.jpg

megan fox has a tattoo of the biggest slut in the history of cinema.

great way to justify tattoos.

last edited by greazy at 00:50:11 08/Feb/10

If you don't find this girl attractive you are gay... Tattoo's can work on girls....

http://frompstomp.com/images/brittanya-nude-nipples.jpg

Chicks without eyebrows are hot.

she'd be hotter without the tats

the tats just make her look like a bit of a biker chick

trauma for the win!!

is she on suicidegirls?

That pic will get censored for the nipples, so I'll run down the list of what you need to know:

Butch face, slightly Asian/Euro
Painted on eye brows
Piercings in her cheeks
Pretty big breasts, but most likely flabby due to size + flatness
Belly button ring
Wide stomach area
Arms and legs thin while rest of body is chubby
Some random dark writing on right arm
Some random bright green writing on her left
Picture of two birds and a heart on stomach
Chain bikini

... you can have her.

Hah, well said.

The eyebrows are f***ed, stop doing this stupid s*** women... along with those loose dresses that make you look pregnant and big retarded bug eye sunglasses.

greazy - a good example of why smoking is a social anachronism is the excellent series Mad Men. Smoking is definitely awkward in today's society and is clearly a throwback to a time when it was broadly accepted, much like if I showed up at a party in a hypercolour T-shirt and happy pants.

Not that I ever wore happy pants..

Just because its a choice doesn't mean that it isn't a choice that is socially appropriate in today's Australia.

Asif she has a wide stomach area, that's called a damn nice figure, good hip size is hotness..

Shes a woman with a real figure not some plastic thing you'd get from the gold coast.

Shes a woman with a real figure not some plastic thing you'd get from the gold coast.

Blerh, she's grot.

Those cheek piercings are just digusting, who would do that to their body?

Smoking is definitely awkward in today's society and is clearly a throwback to a time when it was broadly accepted

what is today's australia mate? not saying i disagree with you hoggy, but at clubs and such everyone smokes. girls come up and ask for a smoke and its the best way to meet new people.

i'm not saying it's an excuse to smoke or anything, i just don't think you're right in generalizing like that. it just feels like just a recycle of the garbage thats forced down everyones throats from the govnt / anti-smoking campaigns.

each to their own opinion i say.

whohoa smoking is totally retro mannn

much like if I showed up at a party in a hypercolour T-shirt and happy pants.

What kind of f***ed up parties do you go to where hypercolour is considered 'socially awkward' ?

It's a party!!

Ha, if you showed up at any of my parties with a hypercolour t-shirt and happy pants you'd be the life of the party.

People are rejecting smoking because it's a serious health risk. They have sequenced all lung cancers related to smoking - it's not like global warming - there is not debate on the risks of smoking. You want an operation, some surgeons will refuse if you smoke.

Unfortunately, yeah, smoking is very social. Everyone in this business park who smokes has a chat with people from all other offices. It's a great way to meet people which is probably how it became so popular in the first place.

Still, you look like a loser. So it's a catch-22 these days ;-)

what is today's australia mate? not saying i disagree with you hoggy, but at clubs and such everyone smokes. girls come up and ask for a smoke and its the best way to meet new people.

Hmm well, when I go out, the smokers all have to go and sit outside in a designated area? I haven't been out in Brissy or Sydney in AGES - do they still commonly have restaurants, clubs or clubs where smoking inside is allowed?

I guess I agree that smoking is probably a good way to meet and socialise with other smokers..

I admit though that I don't go out as much as I used to, I'm getting old and my illness means that public pissups just become infuriating - when I get a bit happy people think I'm wasted.

I'm basing my opinion (and remember, an opinion is all it is!) on 'socially acceptable' to the people and households I frequent, where very few people smoke and they are banished outside when they do - even if its their own home.

I guess I just don't see how a habit that partaking implies exiting a social event or workplace can be seen as socially acceptable? I'm not implying that people (ie the majority of non-smokers) shun or hate on smokers, they just don't to be nearby while they smoke..

Hmm well, when I go out, the smokers all have to go and sit outside in a designated area? I haven't been out in Brissy or Sydney in AGES - do they still commonly have restaurants, clubs or clubs where smoking inside is allowed?

Exactly.

Designated outdoor smoking areas, no smoking inside.

Not a good way to meet non-smokers, at all.

Smokers definitly do meet and talk to more people. You can't argue that they don't, that is just futile. And it is a trap for the smokers that they associate their smoking with being friendly and socialising that to quit would be like losing friends.

Zy, she doesn't have wide stomach area..

She's hot, that's all that matters.

Smokers definitly do meet and talk to more people. You can't argue that they don't

what?

I could argue that because I'm tall I meet more people than smokers?

^ Who would want to meet a smoker?

well i'm a pretty cool kinda guy, who wouldn't wanna meet me? =D

do you guys honestly neglect people socially simply because they smoke? isn't that bordering on descrimination? ;)

i know i'm blowing it out of proportion mentioning descrimination ;)

No that's what I'm saying, it's not about arguing, it's about observing, and I observe that smokers meet and talk to more people. You put a bunch of people in a room with 100 people, nobody meets anybody, they just stick to who they know. But then you grab a few random people and stick them outside with a cigarette and they'll get chatting. Happens everywhere several times a day, work, school, etc... Everyone sits there busily staring at their computers not saying a word, meanwhile the smokers are outside laughing and yapping away.

discriminating isn't necessarily a negative thing, particularly if it's to save yourself the appalling experience of being subjected to festy, foul cigarette smoke

Damo - Her figure might be alright, but the rest of the chick is fail.

discriminating isn't necessarily a negative thing, particularly if it's to save yourself the appalling experience of being subjected to festy, foul cigarette smoke

yeah you're right, i guess i'll avoid indians cause i don't like curry. have to save myself from the smell!


p.s im jokin, i love curry ^^

phew!
I was almost gonna have to discriminate against you for that :D

wrong again thermite, why when I was a lad I was stuck in a room with more than 100 people that I didn't know (the opera house), all of them worked at the same company (it was our christmas party)

I met a random, talked to her, even took her home and made the bang bang

you guys have to remember that in melbourne smoking is totally different

in brisbane you are a foul disgusting dirty smoker who doesn't even deserve the s*** balcony fire escape designated area for smoking

in melbourne you can just about smoke anywhere and everywhere and i dare say way more people in melbourne smoke than in brisbane.

you guys have to remember that in melbourne smoking is totally different

in brisbane you are a foul disgusting dirty smoker who doesn't even deserve the s*** balcony fire escape designated area for smoking

in melbourne you can just about smoke anywhere and everywhere and i dare say way more people in melbourne smoke than in brisbane.

Totally disagree with this. The way you are describing Brisbane sounds the same as down here.

The way you are describing Melbourne sounds more like Rome to me.

in melbourne you can just about smoke anywhere and everywhere

Inside while people are eating?

in melbourne you can just about smoke anywhere and everywhere

Inside while people are eating?

No, that's illegal.

can't smoke inside in any public place- isn't that a federal law?

i don't know pinky, maybe it's the age difference. the places i go smoking isn't necessarily a bad thing. just happens. those who smoke, smoke. those who don't, don't. i see it simply as that, why waste energy judging people for smoking.


this is for all you guys who think smoking is bad hahaha.

A baker having an early-morning cigarette in Melbourne's west early today allegedly foiled a safe-cracker when he heard a ‘‘drilling sound’’, police say.

http://www.theage.com.au/national/smoking-baker-foils-safecracker-in-melbournes-west-20100122-moms.html

he saved the day!

why waste energy judging people for smoking.

Seems to me that this thread became more about evolution and strengthening the race by selectively breeding out those with a predisposition to addiction.

Way to kill a thread, konstie.

Way to kill a thread, konstie.

lol! my quota has been filled now. see you all next week! *bows*

I just hate the dirty f***ers that smoke while walking through the city.

The moment I get off at central and make my way down to Queen st, there's always some skank in front of me puffing away... then you overtake them and suddenly a new one pops up in front of you.

Gross :S

I agree Chub, it's foul.

So is chicken.

kissing a chick who smokes, particularly when they just had a smoke, absolute f***ing disgusting lol :/

As we all know smokers have to smoke in designated areas (outside somewhere), well did you know this, say you're in a pub for example and all your mates are sitting outside in the smoking area, well it's illegal to bring food into the designated smoking area!!

last edited by Martz at 19:51:58 08/Feb/10

kissing a chick who smokes, particularly when they just had a smoke, absolute f***ing disgusting lol :/

Just pretend you're going down on her just after/before her "special monthly time" probably tastes about the same.

how about during??

how about during??

That'd be more she-just-had-a-blue-steak-and-a-glass-of-iron-filings.

Which brings me to Rule #3: Never go down on a girl who's been dancing all night.

On that, I can't stand kissing girls that have been drinking vodka. It's like sticking your tongue into a potato.

People smoking doesn't both me, especially when it's outside, it's perfect for it. What annoys me is when people are A) walking in-front of you and blow smoke over their shoulder and it hits you in the face or B) are sitting near/on a path and blow it inadvertently into your face. f*** OFF YOU DIRTY f***.

Which brings me to Rule #3: Never go down on a girl who's been dancing all night.

i love a good musky woman

chix that dance are hawt

Sorry Spook, I should correct that rule because it should have a sub-clause about how much you've been drinking yourself. If you are duly intoxicated you can go for it.

kissing a chick who smokes, particularly when they just had a smoke, absolute f***ing disgusting lol :/

So I take it those chicks who smoke cigarettes with their vadge as a party trick would be a turn off?

On that, I can't stand kissing girls that have been drinking vodka. It's like sticking your tongue into a potato.

Sounds like you have a lot of rules. Take it where you can get it bandito. One day you'll regret all that sweaty action you missed out on cos you were too busy ticking your boxes instead of licking em.

Oh snap IV.

Also there's nothing wrong with a bit of sweat.

pretty sure that's why he had a regrets thread about chicks he missed out on

this'll please some of you when it's forced around the country : : :

Frankston City Council is preparing to impose blanket bans along three busy open-air shopping strips, including opposite the train station.

Lighting up in the designated exclusion zones during the planned six-month trial could cost defiant smokers fines up to $110.

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/smoking-outdoors-to-be-outlawed-on-three-busy-frankston-streets/story-e6frf7jo-1225828040127

and according to the online pole on the heraldsun-

Should smoking be banned in all public places?
Yes 52.66% (2821 votes)
No 47.34% (2536 votes)
Total votes: 5357

but i wouldn't count that vote for s***...

Should smoking be banned in all public places?

Yes.

look I hate smoking as much as the next person but trying to tell people what they can and can't do in their home is taking it too far
rather than banning smoking, you'd have to ban the sale of cigarettes/tabacco - which I'm still not OK with because if people chose to indulge in their guilty pleasures then that is their problem right up until it imposes upon someone elses rights (like being able to eat a meal without inhaling filthy cigarette smoke)

don't even get me started on banning "drugs" like marijuana when cigarettes and alcohol are not only legal but widely socially accepted
when prohibition came in everyone went f*** that, stupid law and ignored it
then it was over turned, just because less people did that about marijuana doesn't make it any more of a stupid law - the research has proven time and time again that the initial fears of pot were completely incorrect

look I hate smoking as much as the next person but trying to tell people what they can and can't do in their home is taking it too far

What if it

imposes upon someone elses rights

AND is in their own home? ie children

Should smoking be banned in all public places?

+1

Yes. (100%)

That pic will get censored for the nipples, so I'll run down the list of what you need to know:

Butch face, slightly Asian/Euro
Painted on eye brows
Piercings in her cheeks
Pretty big breasts, but most likely flabby due to size + flatness
Belly button ring
Wide stomach area
Arms and legs thin while rest of body is chubby
Some random dark writing on right arm
Some random bright green writing on her left
Picture of two birds and a heart on stomach
Chain bikini

... you can have her.

My vote goes to Emily Scott.last edited by Zy at 01:23:20 08/Feb/10

Gay test you have failed.