Why do mathematicians like national parks?
Because of the natural logs.

Person 1: What's the integral of 1/cabin?
Person 2: A natural log cabin.
Person 1: No, a houseboat – you forgot to add the c!

There are only 10 types of people in the world —
those who understand binary, and those who don't.

There are only 10 types of people in the world —
those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who understand Gray code.

There are only 10 types of people in the world —
those who understand binary, and those who get laid.

There are only 10 types of people in the world —
those who understand ternary, those who don't, and those who mistake it for binary.

If only DEAD people understand hexadecimal, how many people understand hexadecimal?

Why do mathematicians think Halloween and Christmas are the same?
Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec.

There are three kinds of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.

Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?

this 20bux right here is betting that you copy-pasted that s*** from an email.

and i stress the world s*** for a reason.

meh its not too bad, i dont get the halloween christmas one tho

31 octal = 25 decimal

did you hear about the constipated mathematician?

he worked it out with a pencil

1 whoop joke = 10 idol jokes

haha whoop

what do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler(ar).

two cows are sitting on a slanted roof. which one falls off first?
the one with the smallest μ.

If only DEAD people understand hexadecimal, how many people understand hexadecimal?

I laughed.

Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?

http://xkcd.com/381/

Since I didn't laugh at all it must mean I'm not a nerd.

I can't wait till I tell my friends at chess club.

wow most of those are really really lame.

I don't get the dead people and hexadecimal one.

Midda, DEAD in hex is 57005 in decimal. Dead is also a word that means ceasing to be alive.

Dead is also a word that means ceasing to be alive.

Thanks, that was the part that confused me.

ah, no worries mate.

yeah same here, i dont know why you didnt put that bit first.

A Police officer pulls over Heisenberg for speeding.

The Police officer walks to the car and says "Sir, do you know how fast you were going?"

Heisenberg replies, "No, but I know exactly where I am"

Idol and Wetwired should get together and make the ultimate thread of unfunny content. Featuring both unfunny robots and unfunny jokes.

^ You can bring in the unfunny payouts, k?

i'll bring infi's mother