Hi im eddie jones!!
http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200708/r166384_618149.jpg

After f***ing off to help south african rugby, on the eve of playing a team which beat the side I totally failed to coach by a huge margin last year, I slandered the s*** out of them and at the same time, sucked off "matchwinner" Brian Habana. In the process I made myself look like an even bigger d******* than before and now I have to eat my own words on a gaming forum in front of some nerds.

http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,23739,23375039-5003411,00.html

Reds have got it all wrong

TO me, the Queensland Reds are playing schoolboy-style rugby with their patterns and will rue dropping David Croft from the starting side tonight. The Reds appear to be playing to rote: first exhaust the sideline and, if the ball is slow, kick.

Both sets of forwards look unfit – too much overhang and not enough cheekbones. After 20 minutes, there will be plenty of space and one of world rugby's great spectacles is in the offing – Bryan Habana's speed against the skill and guile of Latham.

Latham looks tired to me and will need to find his energy for a high-running night. The Reds have reconvened with a new leader in Sam Cordingley. While not a natural captain, he will lead strongly by example. Leaving out Croftie, the side's spiritual leader, is a selection error by the young coaching staff. Composure and ability to execute will be everything for the Reds because if turnovers are any more than a trickle Habana will be revelling in try chances. Last year's 92-3 result in Pretoria will have no bearing on the outcome.

Habana is one of the most gifted players I have come in contact with in coaching. Extremely fast, well-balanced, instinctive and courageous, he showed in 2007 he is a genuine matchwinner. He won the Bulls the Super 14 final with a dash at the death and his outstanding World Cup was summed up by a brilliant length-of-the-field intercept against Argentina. Two weeks after last year's World Cup final, I received from Habana his framed Springbok blazer. It was a fantastic gesture and showed how an individualistic, brilliant player could be such a good team man. Guys like Brian Habana turn good teams into champions.

haha, good game. Habana lost the game for the bulls, Queensland thrashed the f*** out of them for it. Hopefully this new leaf will continue to south africa. Cant wait for next weeks game.

tl;dr - Eddie jones slags off fairly desperate changes to the reds who are searching for form/player combination before a match against a team which last year (with eddie jones coaching) beat the reds 92-3 and went on to win the comp. Tonight the reds beat that team 40-8 making eddie jones look like a whiny bitch. (which he is)

Yea well, hes an Aussie

^ This is me not giving a f***

s***test coach ever, but everyone knew that 6 years ago.

Reds won, awesome!

hes a massive f***ing loser

i hated eddie jones before it was cool to hate eddie jones