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Topic: Can you kill a guy with a carrot?
Kat
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So, we all know the plane will take off... but can you plunge a carrot through the back of a man's mouth and out through his skull killing him?

discuss!
And for arguments sake, it is a fresh one, not boiled!
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GaZ
Posts: 1625
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
who fights with their mouth open ?

you might be able to make someone choke on it.. unless you covered it in some industrial strength lacker/epoxy reson.

(insert joke about kat putting carrots in her mouth)
Idol
Posts: 1614
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
I dunno but there was a guy on Hey Hey that could play it as a wind instrument.
Insom
Posts: 2030
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
nah
Pharcyde
Kilos
Posts: 4489
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
What in the f***?
herr uberpanzer
Posts: 29
Location: Gladstone, Queensland
I think the "carrot" would have more chance of snapping your neck than penetrating through.
groganus
Posts: 239
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
clearly you can because they do it in the first 2 minutes of shoot em up.

dont bother refering to source or nothing.
infi
Posts: 7703
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
what about if we replaced carrot with dong?
Idol
Posts: 1617
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
I think that's what this thread is really about infi. Let's not play these charades anymore.

Kat, I would say the answer is no. A "carrot" probably couldn't penetrate your skull, but if you're worried just take it slow and practice you'll be fine.
Opec
Posts: 4859
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Someone's just watched Shoot 'em up.
Skitza
Posts: 8199
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
what about a tea cup
Kat
Posts: 9537
Location:
*giggle*
nF
Forum Hero
Posts: 13701
Location: Wynnum, Queensland
its possible to overdose on vitamin a.

i think thats a more interesting way to kill someone with a carrot.
CHUB
Posts: 3801
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
its possible to overdose on vitamin a.
Isn't Roaccutane (the acne medication) just vitamin A in massive doses?

I tell ya, that s*** is f***ing WHACKED!
Idol
Posts: 1618
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Nope chub it's Isotretinoin:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/8a/Isotretinoin3d.svg/220px-Isotretinoin3d.svg.png
J
Posts: 167
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
shoot em up was awesome movie to watch.
Doesn't take itself seriously, and kat is a twat for taking it seriously with the carrot thing.
groganus
Posts: 240
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
techically you could push any substance through anything with enough force.

end of thread.
Idol
Posts: 1619
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
no you couldn't, don't you know about how they determine the hardness of rocks... one substance will lose, I think in this case the carrot...
TiT
Posts: 1356
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
you could kill someone using carrot but not that way... as per you can kill someone using a newspaper......
cookie_bonger
Posts: 6
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Shove the carrot down the dudes pee hole, that'll kill him
natslovR
Posts: 5578
Location: Canberra, Australian Capital Territory
Even if you kill him you still touched it, fag.
ravn0s
Posts: 5945
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
i would aim for the eyes. its probably softer tissue than the inside of your throat. plus the brain is situated right behind them.
nF
Forum Hero
Posts: 13702
Location: Wynnum, Queensland
same with the back of your throat genius.
IncrEdible_vEgetable
Posts: 1129
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
In the eye with enough force and a big carrot might do it. Which is ironic cos carrots are supposed to be good for your eyes...

Also if you jammed one up the pooper, effectively blocking the passage, the patient may end up with some sort of toxic bowel situation.

You could choke on a carrot.

Basically the only way would be to block one of the body's vital holes and wait it out.

I doubt you could use it as an effective weapon. Unless it was one of those freakishly large Chernobyl-style competition vegetables that get unveiled at local shows and wow everyone with their gargantuan proportions.

You could use it to crush someone I suppose. Or to beat them unmerciful.

To the mythbuster mobile!
Twisted
Posts: 10011
Location: Brisbane, Queensland

Of course you can. They teach you that s*** in black ops.
Martz
tubby
Posts: 1389
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
here (skip to 1:35)



last edited by Martz at 00:47:05 10/Jan/08
sleepy
Posts: 591
Location: Brisbane, Queensland

you can kill someone with anything if you hit them enough times with it.

sleepy
Posts: 592
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
it actually wasnt the carrot he had in the first case. he took a big bight out of it and the footage had the whole carrot.


i think the real question is how many carrots should a badass do-gooder carry?


discuss



16 in the clip and one in the hole.
a carrot in the neck will make some bodies turn cold.
now they croppin and spraying its a tad bit late.
nate dog and warren g had to vegetate.
Raven
Posts: 2318
Location: Melbourne, Victoria
you can kill someone with anything if you hit them enough times with it.

Enter Hatchet Harry from Lock, Stock, and two smoking barrels, who beats a guy to death with a rubber dildo ;p
Bah
Posts: 2660
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Doesn't take itself seriously, and kat is a twat for taking it seriously with the carrot thing.
Yeah because "Can you kill a guy with a carrot?" just screams SERIOUS THREAD!
Kat
Posts: 9538
Location:
and kat is a twat for taking it seriously with the carrot thing.

Are you that daft? I thought the reference to the plane wouldn't have made it clear it was all in fun.

And you call me a twat

edited: beaten by Bah!
edited again: spelling

last edited by Kat at 10:18:51 10/Jan/08
nF
Forum Hero
Posts: 13703
Location: Wynnum, Queensland
daft
d[o_0]b
Posts: 1859
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
larf
HeardY
Gaelic newb
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Location: Ireland
daft
HeardY
Gaelic newb
Posts: 15311
Location: Ireland
www.daft.ie is actually the equivalent of realestate.com.au here in ireland :p
Tollaz0r!
Posts: 8366
Location: Brisbane, Queensland

its possible to overdose on vitamin a.

i think thats a more interesting way to kill someone with a carrot.


Not with the form of Vitamin A in the carrot, β-Carotene. The worst you can get is a yellowing of the skin. The liver is geared to store β-Carotene.
infi
Posts: 7705
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Enter Hatchet Harry from Lock, Stock, and two smoking barrels, who beats a guy to death with a rubber dildo


I said a dong would be more interesting.
Twisted
Posts: 10013
Location: Brisbane, Queensland

Doesn't take itself seriously, and kat is a twat for taking it seriously with the carrot thing.
You can't be that retarded that you actually believe she was being serious...
IncrEdible_vEgetable
Posts: 1130
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
you can kill someone with anything if you hit them enough times with it.


It would take a long time to kill someone by hitting them with the leg of a flea.
sc00bs
Posts: 2718
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
if it was a frozen solid thick as carrot.. then maybe
IncrEdible_vEgetable
Posts: 1131
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
What about if you opened up a patient, inserted a carrot into their body cavity, say, next to a vital organ, and then sewed them up? Now, supposing they died, is that technically killing them with a carrot or with an operation involving a carrot?
Cos if you are talking using a carrot and only a carrot, I think the above example cannot be entered as evidence for the affirmative.

Oh and you may be able to strangle a person with a carrot - a carrot garrotte.
casa
Thimes
Posts: 2646
Location: Brisbane, Queensland

i loved shoot em up so much
Kat
Posts: 9539
Location:
I liked it, however as a mother of a new born (ish) son it was way too close to home and hard for me to watch.

I am such a sucker
nF
Forum Hero
Posts: 13705
Location: Wynnum, Queensland
why, was clive owen's character a criminal?
eXemplar
Posts: 2033
Location:
dildo in the eye!
J
Posts: 168
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Are you that daft? I thought the reference to the plane wouldn't have made it clear it was all in fun.
Oh right, so what you're saying is.. you made a post asking a question to which the answer was already stupidly obvious....

And you call me a twat
Yes.
Why the f*** are you still even here after the day you came here was to abuse the s*** out of everyone.
Idol
Posts: 1631
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
I guess he had fun, looks like you are too
Jum
Posts: 427
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
there is no irony in Loki asking someone why they are still here
J
Posts: 169
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
there is no irony in Loki asking someone why they are still here
uh huh.
Next.
Jum
Posts: 428
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
yknow, cause you havent rage equit qgl half a dozen times already
BeZZaR
Posts: 3
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Nope chub it's Isotretinoin:


Isotretinoin is a retinoid, which is very similiar to Vitamin A, so Chub is right in sense.
J
Posts: 170
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
yknow, cause you havent rage equit qgl half a dozen times already
Zzzzz once, around 5-6 years ago when I was 17.
Recently was someone who had my account and posted goatse.cx.

Next bandwagon.
Superform
Posts: 4948
Location: Netherlands
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