Bahahahahaha. Apparently this is a leaked storyline for the next instalment of Jurassic Park.

We're told that the film is about the government which has trained dinosaurs to carry weapons and use them for battle purposes.

Seriously, who in the entire universe would think that is remotely even slightly not a freakin' stupid idea for a story?

A while ago I heard that JP4 was going to be the most terrifying and realistic JP yet. I seriously hope that what I heard was right.
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that cannot even attempt to be serious... surely.

lolwut?

First movement on Duke Nukem Forever, now this?

It's not April 1st, so why all the joke posts?

Dinoriders watup?!?!?!?

(na it does sound like a f***ing crap idea, it will be s***, dont worry about it too much cause its garanteed to be s***)

Dinoriders watup?!?!?!?

Exactly what I thought!
That Cartoon kicked ass! (If it's Dinoriders that I am thinking about anyway)

Think you might be thinking of Dinosaucers, not Dinoriders.

na man, dino riders ftw. I only remember bits about the cartoon but it was the shiz.

LOL that would seriously f***ing be awesome. I can't imagine a funnier movie.

I doubt it is true, since there was a rumor not too long ago, that the next Jurassic park's story was going to be InGen splicing Dino DNA with soldiers to create super dino soldiers. Turned out to be false.

haha oh dear, i didn't even like The Lost World...

I thought hte third one was better than the second.. the second one had so much "LOL WTF?" in it... third one with Dr Grant was awesome!!!

A dinoriders movie would be a riot :p

Michael Crichton wrote the first 3 books, I seriously doubt he would let the rights go to destroy his work (while the moves were a bit muh, the books were quite good) and honestly, I would be really depressed if it was his idea :P

He probably wouldn't own the rights to the movies.

First three books? There was a third jurassic park book?

I did some brief research, doesn't look like there was a 3rd book by Crichton...

I loved the first Jurassic Park movie - was so epic! I remember I had flown to Cairns from PNG for some surgery, went and saw it at the movies with my dad (just being in a cinema was a treat we didnt have at home)
Anyway, I will never forget the scene where Laura Dern has to go down into the main switch room to put the fence power back on, and the arm falls on her shoulder and then the velociraptor breaks through the piping.
I swear to god my dad jumped about 5 feet in the air, I my 6 year old ego thought I was so tough while my dads getting scared by dinosaurs.

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last edited by Gratuitously Provocative at 14:15:46 20/Dec/07

velociraptor

http://arrrr.com/dinoriders/dinowar-1.jpg

if that storyline actualy is true, then holywood really pulled out all the stops thinking up ideas for this one. ripping off a 80s cartoon and hoping no one would notice... wow brilliant.

Sounds rad, stop all the hating.

yeh spielbergio would never direct something with that storyline

Dinosaurs with fricken laser beams attached to their heads.

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u139/vanmonken/stuff/podcast_dino-riders.jpg

lol good ol dr grant'll make it right

http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/7546/c13547el8.jpg

http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/9485/wcadillacsanddinosaurscn0.png

http://www.jplegacy.org/jurassicpark3/ffissue6/JPrap2.JPG

sharks with lasors GOGO