One of the funniest books I have ever read, used to read his website a little back in the day. It's basically just a collection of stories about him and his friends being retards.

buy it now.

I concur - got hold of it a few weeks ago, a good chuckle. You can read most of it on his website, but there are some 'book only' stories as well.

Wonder how much of it is bulls*** though.

i dont read books but i was getting owned in tf2 badly yesterday :/

yeah got this book a while ago, have pretty much read his entire website aswell

the guy is a legend

he has a new one out

'a******s finish first'

don't think you can get it over here yet or something, last i checked anyway

http://members.optusnet.com.au/paveway_s1/DSC00426-1.JPG

bit lame i know but hell funny for me i was reading his s*** like every day at the time when i met her :p

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awsome book A++ would read again

GF at the time bought this for me at my request when she was over in the states, and read it on the plane home. Never looked at me the same way again :P

Brilliant read, even though I had read pretty much all of them before on his website. The hockey match story... absolutely tops. As is the stories about the crazy bitch Miss USA contestant.

sushi pants is great

the anal sex one had me in tears

I loved Tucker ever since he started before the book came out.. but was DOUBLY STOKED to see the book in the bargain bin at Mary Ryans for $6.95!

awesome book.

http://tuckermax.com

he he absinthe donuts

i have a friend returning from europe very soon with some absithe for me, should be great

mate, thats impressive with a pastal green lacoste shirt! you know where this comment is going...

thats a rad shirt, i also have like 2 more of those coming back from europe too :p

daniel i challenge you to a swimming race

i have a friend returning from europe very soon with some absithe for me, should be great

just buy some from a bottle-o you knob-cake

proper absinthe, you ball bag

dude have you got a license for that lime green affair? jeeeeezuss!

oh lol the qgl fashion police

paveway you knob, its exactly the same

i bet it's not

yeah it is, you dumb c***

its not the same..

but the real stuff doesn't do s*** anyway - u wont hallucinate or anything just get really drunk

just take acid u pussies

i'm with that guy

im with those guys

I saw this book in the book store recently and thought cool this goods good.

I then read the back and thought 'Why would I waste my time reading this bs?'

If you seriously believe that crap, you'll believe anything.


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yeah it is, you dumb c***

Unfortunately nF, you're the dumb c***. The Absinthe you can legally buy in Australia is nothing like what you'll get overseas. What you get here is comparable to a very light hallucinogen if any at all. What you get in the US... definately more potent.

ive had the one in the us, the one here and one in switzerland and didnt see no green fairy ... got pretty wasted though

look, they're just funny stories. get over yourselves.

Unfortunately nF, you're the dumb c***. The Absinthe you can legally buy in Australia is nothing like what you'll get overseas. What you get here is comparable to a very light hallucinogen if any at all. What you get in the US... definately more potent.

No its exactly the same. The s*** about hallucinating after drinking it is just a myth. And you're completely wrong, because the US version is weak as s***. So no, you're (which is now in the collective) the dumb c***(s).

You don't hallucinate from drinking absinthe, no matter where the drink came from. End of story. You clowns are probably the same ones who got high from smoking chopped parsley in highschool.

Keep arguing though, you dicks.

Fire-up neff! Now with new science karate chop action.

i've had "real" absinthe brought back from hungary which is supposedly the real stuff (cause they don't regulate s*** in eastern europe or something) with wormwood or thujone or whatever the stuff is... doesn't work, you just get sloppy f***ing drunk.

srsly, trust me i love my hallucinogens.

edit: ps that green shirt sucks

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ps. i'll take fashion advice from qgl when hell freezes over

either way, sloppy drunk f*** is ok with me

and i'm not paying for it in the first place

you got a payment plan organised for it?

either way, you're still a chump

i didn't realise you could be a chump for getting something for free

you just seem to know it all michael

wtf neff's name is michael?!

god dammit

wow

that tucker c*** is a fcking moron

if i ever met him id f***ing flurry him to the head and then snap kick the f***ing jew

that s*** isn't even funny.

what a f***ing wanger

p.s one time i had a couple of shots of absthine and i was tripping f***ing balls!

but i also ate 3 dingers and had a couple of lines of rack??????

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