Q: Does Bunker have a website?

Q: What does spam mean?

Q: Whats a postcount?

Q: Who is f***pot?

Q: Where get I download pr0n/mp3z/warez?

Q: Why are my pants on fire?

Q: why is hast a dong

Q: who is hunter and why do i hate him

Q: How do I see the next page of QGL forums

Q: Where did the search function go

Q: How come my RTCW CD key is invalid

Q: Are there cheats for CS?

Q: What about DoD?

Q: Which game is better, CS or Quake 3?

Q: why is trog a nazi

Q: Why do my posts get nuked?

Q: How come my post about named women selling illegal copies of GTA 3 while listening to illegal MP3's got deleted

Q: What does nG mean

Q: Does DAOC cost money per month to play

Q: Why does Tung keep looking at my legs

Q: Have you seen my pants

Q: How come I got banned from the Wireplay/Ausgamers server for using OGC

Q: Optus or Telstra?

Q: if i had 3 buns and you ate 2 how many buns would i have left

Q: Optus or Telstra?

isnt it ovbious

Q: I paied for 512KB a second with Telstra, how come I'm only getting 65K/second !?

Q: How much can I download on the 3GB cap plan

Q: What is a cluepon

You can d/l about 2.2 gig on the 3gb plan. (no that isnt a joke)

Q: When r the Olsen twins legal.

no no no
Q: what is a clupon and where can i get it

Q: Who in the hell of satans pants deleted the original anime spam thread.

Q: I still cant find a clupon, can I please have a link

Q: How do I post a link/picture?

Q: Whats a n00b?

btw, why is hast a dong

Q: can scuzzy make me a sig

Q: how do i become a groupie

Q: How do you pronounce anime

Q: Why do people beat off to anime

Q: why is hast a dong

A: because

Q: why does this guy called anarot keep abusing me

Q: can i have trogs phone number

Q: i emailed you 3 days ago ausgamers and you didn't answer why?

Q: what does party in my pants mean?

from existence

Q: Help im at a lan how do i fix my f***ed computer?

Q: How do I flash my BIOS

bwhahahah, boxheads wins

Q: How do I make my post count go up

Q: Does anyone know where i can download *put item to be nuked here*

Q: can i speak 1337

Q: What did trog do with all the uber monies he gets from lans?

Q: when can i bonk the olsens?

Q: Whens the next QGL on?

Q: Whats QGL mean?

Q: why do ppl never answer my question just point me to google?

Q: why is the world full of gays?

A: dunno

Q: Also dongs, wtf?

Q: maxe keeps calling me an sk, whats it mean and make him stop

Q : where r my pants
Q : what is this gooey green stuff

Q: Are any girls going to QGL?

Q: why does res like action man so much

Q: why am i banned on ausgamers?

Q: why dont i need more then 30fps

Q: Why does this dangles guy keep going on about some gf?

Q: Why does anarot keep talking about his imaginary gf in singapore?

Q: Why is acrylic?

Q: Why do people keep calling me a dong?

Q: Why do I keep getting told to RTFM?

Q: What is IRC? Does it help me spam in here faster?

Q: Why does Axis = gay x 36?

Q: What the hell is with maxe and kung-fu?

Q: Where's my sig scuzzy?

Q: Is that really a pic of Raraku?

Q: Why do people keep saying first post?

Q: Is being a n00b a good thing?

Q: When is the next qgl lan?

....

Q: Why do i wake up with sticky pants :P

Q: Why is acrylic?

dunno

Q: Where's my sig scuzzy?

bwhahahahha

Q: why do i keep posting this pic

http://www.hotkey.net.au/~dangles/Image009.jpg

evis sure is fugly

Q: Why does dangles keep posting pics of hot guys? :P

Q: Why does Evis think he is funny??

Q: Why does everyone call me a spamming whore? :D

Q: Why wouldn't evis think he's funny?

Q: why did evis make 2 posts in a row

Q: Why the f*** are we even posting these questions?
Q: Why am i doing this also ?

Q: Why does existence post 5 posts in a row responding to comments that don't exist and then wonder why ppl are telling him to stfu and stop talking to himself?

Q: why does Evis have a head like a half sucked testicle :P

Q: why wont hunter come to qgl and fight jim in the car park

Q: Why does dangles keep referring to half sucked testicles?

Q: Who keeps embedding wav files?

Q:is Ausgamers are keeping watching ppls cheating??

Q: is that fourms got lost?

Q: is Ausgamers Dust being count on bpa 3 gig limit?

By EvisceratoR

Q: Eviscerator is gay?

Q: suck ths evisecerator off!

existence FAQ

Q: My pc doesnt work, I just got a new case and video card which was bought on my parents visa card, its so good roffel

A: turn it on at the wall

Q: My monitor doesnt work, its a 27" sony flatscreen LCD monitor bought on the same visa card

A: plug it in and turn it on

Q: how come my Half life roffel cd roffel key lol doesnt work roffel on all the cs roffel servers

A: cause your a juarez monkey

Q: yes evis is funny lookin, but why??

(that's a rotten curtain in the b/g)

Q: Why does decayingcorpse ask something that wasn't a question rather a statement?

o_0

I dunno about u but Gorilla videos kick ass..
I like 19/2000

Q: Why is EniGma a gay c***?

Q: Cuz he anally rapes young boys like Evis.

ahhh

now isn't the world a much clearer and happier place now u know that Evis?

Q: Why am I going to die?
A: Because you're flying Korean Airlines...

haha
dead man flying.

Q: Who is Travis Wells and why does he hate my bacon?

Whoopsie, wrong forum!

aight then.....

Q: why am i awake at this time?

Q: Why do all my threads end up as spam threads?

Q: Are any girls going to QGL?

the winner ^

I 2nd that.

Q: Who is your daddy? and what does he do?

Q: why do people think that i cant operate a computer propertly :P

a: COZ I CANT
muahahhah

oh and raraku its ONLY 24
ha ha ha ha ahahahaha

hey cool
3posts in a row, OMG OMG R00Fle!!11!

Q: Who is your daddy? and what does he do?

A: STOP IT!

Q: Where did that lock thread button go

Q: Why are all my postcounts gone and why are is the forum at september?

Q:why has the shadow warrier fella talking in this thread?
Q:Why did existence prove how silly he is by posting another 3 posts in a row?

Q: When are Ausgamers gonna stop cheats in CS?

Q: Why is the round time 2 minutes?

Q: Can Trog unban me from [insert non-Trog-controlled server here]??

existence:

Q: Why does existence post 5 posts in a row responding to comments that don't exist and then wonder why ppl are telling him to stfu and stop talking to himself?

so we gonna make this faq?

Q: Which shopping centre did you go from anz stadium (QGL lan)

A:Garden City

B:Sunnybank

C:City

Q: Does Bunker have a website?
A: No, it doesn't.

Q: What does spam mean?
A: A brand of processed 'meat'

Q: Whats a postcount?
A: The size of your penis

Q: Who is f***pot?
A: A sex god.

Q: Where get I download pr0n/mp3z/warez?
A: Try searching google.

Q: Why are my pants on fire?
A: You forgot to lube

Q: why is hast a dong
A: He was born a dong, and will live a dong

Q: who is hunter and why do i hate him
A: He is a fag that think's he is always right

Q: How do I see the next page of QGL forums
A: Don't bother, it's all useless crap anyway

Q: Where did the search function go
A: In the blackhole

Q: How come my RTCW CD key is invalid
A: Because trog stole it from you

Q: Are there cheats for CS?
A: Yes, try them!..they're fun!

Q: What about DoD?
A: Yes, but don't kill me

Q: Which game is better, CS or Quake 3?
A: Quake 3, cs is full of f*****s

Q: why is trog a nazi
A: Because he read's to many book's about Hitler

Q: How come my post about named women selling illegal copies of GTA 3 while listening to illegal MP3's got deleted
A: The word "illegal"

Q: What does nG mean
A: Who cares?..just use it

Q: Does DAOC cost money per month to play
A: Yes

Q: Why does Tung keep looking at my legs
A: He's queer

Q: Have you seen my pants
A: No, try the clothes line

Q: How come I got banned from the Wireplay/Ausgamers server for using OGC
A: Because you still can't get a decent score when your cheating.

Q: Optus or Telstra?
A: Try a calculator, it's about your intellect

Q: if i had 3 buns and you ate 2 how many buns would i have left
A: Normal human being's only have 2 bun's

Q: Why does this dangles guy keep going on about some gf?
A: It makes him feel special

Q: Why does anarot keep talking about his imaginary gf in singapore?
A: He eat's too much rice

Q: Why is acrylic?
A: Because?

Q: Why do people keep calling me a dong?
A: They love you

Q: Why do I keep getting told to RTFM?
A: Because you need medical help

Q: What is IRC? Does it help me spam in here faster?
A: I Ride Cock, no it doesn't

Q: Why does Axis = gay x 36?
A: No it's Axis = gay x 63

Q: What the hell is with maxe and kung-fu?
A: He is a jedi pimp

Q: Where's my sig scuzzy?
A: Below your spam

Q: Is that really a pic of Raraku?
A: I hope not

Q: Why do people keep saying first post?
A: It makes your postcount grow

Q: Is being a n00b a good thing?
A: No

Q: When is the next qgl lan?
A: When trog wakes up

lol werk

Q: mommy, why is my bottom itchy? :(

Q: Why are those blue bees boning?

Q: why is eye kandy gay?

here we go the unofficial qgl faq:
LINKAGE FUNNY AS HELL


answers all your questions.

Q13: What about DoD?
A: Yes what about it? If it's cheats ur talking about then see Q13.

that faq sucks, u like made proper (abusive) answers to them.

u fail faqmaking101

what was spam again?

Q: Why do the dark forces of QGL unite under the flag to eliminate the scourge of non fat pig buyers when they could just spend their time screaming TO ARMS and whacking existence over the head with his mummy's purse (its been known to kill whales)

Q: Does that last question make as much sense as this thread?

Q: why do people say icles after someone posts "test"

just because i don't like u EvisceratoR

:)

i'm like EvisceratoR i have 3 posts in a row.
i'm like EvisceratoR i am gay

faqCount++;

wangerCount++;

Q. What does everyone spam LOS! LOS! LOS?

Q. Can I come to QGL?

Q. Does QGL give away netowrk cables for free?

Q. Can I help setup QGL?

Q. How does somebody become a QGL admin?

Q. Why does Tung look liek a tough guy?

Q. How do I become a n00b?

Q. What's a dong?

Q. Why does GliTch have to be gay?

Q. How do I post on the forum?

Q. Can my post counter go backwards?

Q. What's DivX?

Q. Who 0wnz j00?

Q. Why is everybody leet?

Q. Can i have a sig too?

Q. How can i make a sig?

Q. Can I post news on QGL?

Q. Can I have your icq nubmer?

Q. Which is better, ICQ or MSN?

Q. Why does microsfot r0x0r j0r j0x0rs?

Q. Can I upload to Wireplay?

Q. What is lag?

Q. Why does Australia own SAF?

Q. Why does SAF bother?

Q. Can I bring a friend?

Q. What is a LAN?

All that time spent typing eye kandy and the first Q/A wasn't even right, tsk tsk

Q. What is a nick?

Q. ow do i get a nick?

Q. Can i used your nick?

Q. How do i overclock?

Q. Why is my computer not working?

Q. Why does my computer reboot?

Q. Why isn't half-life working?

Q. Can i used my cd-key generator for Halflife and play on the internet?

Q. What is Counter-Strike?

Q. What is Quake 3?

Q. What is RTCW?

Q. Do people here play games?

Q. What is a game?

Q. Can i play games?

Q. Do you play games at QGL?

Q. Why wasn't there a [insert game herer] comp at qgl?

and the obvious ones
Q. how do I post in a forum
Q. Do i need a ausgamers account to post in a forum
Q. How do I browse the internet

and an all time fav:
Q. Can I download the internt onto my hdd?

Q: why is eye kandy gay?
A: because acrylic asked him to be

Q: what is sif?

Q: why do people always spell things wrong and shorten them?

Q: dunno but this need a third question

q: what is EB?

Q61: Why does this Dangles guy keep going on about some gf?
A: Although we know he is gay this is the kind of information that he doesn't want to get around, therefore he tries to look straight.

Q62: Why does Anarot keep talking about his imaginary gf in singapore?
A: While adopting the same technique as Dangles (see Q61) buy saying that she lives in Singapore we can't really argue against it. If we ask Dangles to bring his gf to the next LAN then he needs to make some excuse not to. However Anarot can use the Singapore excuse for everything. But I'm sure both of them will gladly bring their boyfriends to QGL to show us they do have a love life. :

Why does dangles keep referring to half sucked testicles?
A: Because he's never managed to get a girl to go anywhere near him and even guys have only half suked before they realize that being gay is bad enough but being gay with dangles they just can't take.

i think not.

Q. how do I post in a forum

think about that one...

flame me!!
im so easy to flame, im existence and im a f***ing d******* 14 yr old
jump on that cool bandwagon
ffs

shut up

me looks for lighter and gasoline...

Q: Why was I banned from #ausgamers ?

CHEAT wall hack, aimbot, OGC. call vote.

You sick bastard

Yes, I have OGC for IRC

I CAN SEE EVERYONE IN THE CHANNEL

AHAHAHA AIMBOT HAS YOU NOW.

Note I said #ausgamers, which is an IRC channel, not a server.

n00b.

hahahaha GlitcH was denied by cyph :)

Q: Why does anarot worship uber s***kunt cars?

Q. Is win2k or Win XP better?

Q : why dont you all shut up :)

Q: who is hunter and why do i hate him

Shouldn't that one be first?

we seem to be missing one

Q: What is nG! ?

Q: why is Hast a dong?

already asked that one....