wanna a tip boys?...

sing the moulin rouge song "i hope u dont mind" to your wanna be gal. they'll laugh, and the ice will be broken.

tried and tested...dont have enough balls? have a few dirinks.

My gift is my song and this ones for you

And you can tell everybody that this is your song
It may be quite simple but now it done
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind
That I put down in words
How wonderful life is now your in the world

PLZ NB
this only works when confronting "REAL" women.

lol
monkey.

I'll add that to my list of things to try when I meet the Olsen Twins

mmmm
olsen twins

This page rocks.

Smooth dude; Can I smell your feet?

Stuck up bitch; NO!

Smooth dude; Must be your c*** then.


:)

In the immortal words of Fabio, the most beautiful man in the cosmos,

Root me!

This is the one my fiancee used on me when we FIRST started going out....
"My sheets are still wet from being laundry day, can i stay in your room"
we were living on campus across the hall from each other at the time :-)
Hell it worked on me.... :-)

NICE SHOES!

im serious ppl. it works.

can you tell we care?

ask her this...

how do you like your eggs in the morning?

poached, fried or fertilized?

hahaha thats funny everytime

so what if you lose your virginity, atleast you get to keep the box it came in.

*motion for girl to come over with one finger*

*girl walks over*

"I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with four?"

Old, but hasn't been said in here yet :P

rofl

i do belive that would get you repeatedly bitch-slapped into next week..

i usually juss have to say hi and then the girl is mine

Just ask if they want to be penertrated... it's not that hard

what if they say

you bend over first

burga, what dream is this in?

maxe: Excuse me young lady, is your clan accepting any new members?

Young Lady : Sure, just hold on a second.. "phones police, help theres a crazy quake player trying to seduce me"

Maxe : WATCH ME ROCKETJUMP THIS @&#%&!$@!@!!!!!

yeah id be taking advice from a guy who stuck a baloon on his dick thinking it was dom

no dream at all fellas, real life and screew u maaxe

fp...if u can fit 4 fingers she must be some gutter slut...on perhaps u have pencil fingers.

Nice shoes!


... wanna f***?

here are some others

"I lost my phone number, can i have yours???"
"I'm new in town, can i have the directions to your place"
"Care to come to my place for pizza and sex...what, you don't like pizza???"
and a classic...
You - "would you like to dance"
Her - "f*** off looser"
You - " Oh you must have misunderstood me, i said you look fat in those pants"

Bwahahha

she sure does have nice teeth

Id ask chicks to dance, but they wouldnt be able to keep up with my wikked breakbeat stylez.

id ask chicks to dance, but my middle leg gets in the road

lol!

I can promise a women one orgasim

mine

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

just be yourself works the best.

BTW - the song is actually called "Your Song" and was originally by Elton John.

Pickup line: "If I flip this coin, whats the chance of me getting head"

just be yourself works the best.

I guess I'm up s*** creek then eh.

yes hunter, you are up s*** creek

rofl

without a paddle also :P

And I forgot my friggin paddle!

FOILED!

heh :P

i didnt use a pickup line at all, i just said "hello" it worked fine :P

Hi, i'm a qualified breast tester. (squeeze) don't mind me, just checkin the produce. Good and firm. I don't usually take my work home, but i'm gonna make an exception for you.

This has actually been said to me before

Ah but did it work?

Maybe if I was single at the time of that line being used on me it might have . Spose now noone will ever know

Haha, just seeing that take place would be funny enough.

THERE IS THE WOG BOY LINE... it never fails, trust me ;)

Burga get into reality pal and stop being a f***ing d******* because d*******s like you get nowhere.

hi is pretty good.

hi...what chu doing?

Pickup lines are funny but I dont think they work, the thing that really counts on first impression is how you look.

" i love every bone in your body ..... inculeding mine"

sifnt just talk to them?

yeah, and that got u far didn't it murderererererer....

U can't even talk to normal ppl without them abusing u for ur simple minded sterotypical comments.

Murderer, didnt you just have some post about no one having a life and using 31337 speak, and here you are 6 in the morning saying "sifnt"?

shh dont point out his mistakes.

Y0u :(use one finger to motion her over)
Her :(she walks over)
Y0u :"I made u cum with one finger imagin what i could do with my whole hand.

Read the thread before you post GliTcH.

Id ask chicks to dance, but they wouldnt be able to keep up with my wikked breakbeat stylez.
>?qipte?

roofle good one

i fail html 101

Scythe1o1 don't be stupid that would take time and after i realise whatever mistake I made i wouldn't post... That means one less for my post count :)

In the immortal words of Fabio, the most beautiful man in the cosmos,
Root me!

don't forget to rrrrroll the tounge:D

maxe: Excuse me young lady, is your clan accepting any new members?

s/clan/clam

I'm sticking with `nice shoes'. It gets a laugh. Sometimes. And with my face, that's about all I can ask for.