location: Holland Park, Brisbane, Qld.

if anyone in the local area has had their ~2.5m carpet snake go missing recently plz msg me to come and pick up. also, if anyone here's a member on http://www.aussiepythons.com could they relay this onto their forum? I'm still waiting for auth to post...

It's not mine but looks like it could make a good belt. can I have it?

Could it not be like, a wild snake?

It must have had a leash, right?

peoples pets get out all the time, though there is the possibility the little guy hitched a ride into town.


googling led me to www.aussiepythons.com , who had some helpful info and govt phone numbers to ring, though all I came up with were phone machines recommending that I ring in normal biz hours. those guys are open in ~12 hours. they have a listing of people who have licenses to keep snakes, so they're my best bet.


I'd sooner have someone come and take the little guy right now though

my oldman was the neighbourhood snake wrangler

we used to shift carpet snakes galore in cairns

hey, there's a 2.5 meter snake in my pants!

oh wait, its my penis

actually, if you look closer, you'll find it belongs to the guy standing behind you

hey you're right!

silly me, i forgot my penis is in your mum's mouth

oh your dad says hi btw

I wouldn't mind a snake as a pet, would probably kill the cat though.

holland park is pretty well surrounded by other suburbs, although I spose there is that bit of scrub around actual mt gravatt

its a stray, put it outside and let it go

pretty good chance it'd get squished by an evil 4wd

silly me, i forgot my penis is in your mum's mouth

I can see why you'd forget such a small detail as that

Not small, but more-so, regular. I don't notice I breathe most of the time. Same goes with you're mum I'm guessing

has a collar that says fluffy

There's a new craze on the internet that involves jokes about someones Mum.

Like:

"Hey man, my dick's in your Mum's mouth!"

I don't know how anyone could retort to such a well crafted and original statement.

I think this craze is going to be around for a while.

Not small, but more-so, regular. I don't notice I breathe most of the time. Same goes with you're mum I'm guessing

Dude its not cool to get in between 2 people when they're in the middle of a yo momma

There's a new craze on the internet that involves jokes about someones Mum.

new?

your mumma's so fat she can run around the equator

your mummas so fat after sex i slap her belly and catch the wave in.

your mumma's so fat if she was on an airplane on a treadmill it wouldn't take off!

ladies, all i can say is

so is ur dad

raider wins

Back to the snakes - my next door neighbour came over last Thursday night to let us know they had a > 2m carpet snake making itself comfortable out the front of their house. As they are harmless and do good things like eat rats and mice they were going to leave it there and let it run it's course.

Well the next day my dad had to pickup some stuff from my place while I was at work and while he was there the snake moved across into our front garden. A f***wit neighbour (everyone has them) came home, saw it and immediately screamed "Kill it Kill it", ran down the road and got another f***wit neighbour who came back with a shovel and wanted to chop it's head off.. luckily after living in Mt Isa for so long you pickup a few things about snakes so the old boy kept them at bay and showed them how harmless the snake was.

I find it fairly appaling that someone would want to kill another creature (harmless in this case) just because they felt uncomfortable with it.

I kill spiders on sight if I see any in the house. Snakes I can live with.

I kill spiders on sight if I see any in the house.

Surely not Huntsman tho? Harmless beasties they are, cept to all the ceiling critters & the like

Trog
actually, if you look closer, you'll find it belongs to the guy standing behind you

Strange Rash
hey you're right!

silly me, i forgot my penis is in your mum's mouth

oh your dad says hi btw

So Trogs dad has a 2.5 meter long trouser snake?

that would explains a lot

P.S. Could i have my post limiter removed? :)