CH 7, any minute now. Ramses II fathered 200 children. The man is a machine

Wonder where Apoph'us come into the story :D

hahahaha

mmm children

Cleopatra wasn't even Egyptian was she?

She was hot (apparently), and thats all that matters.

she was an Egyptian. i think.

no she wasn't and if she was hot it's ok

If she was hot, its more than ok!

oh ok then it's really good?

it wasnt 200 The add said 100.

even so 100 is an impressive number.

20 is impressive.
f*** 10 is :D

K, well she's dead, get over it, she can't be that good looking now!

Sif you'd want that many children.

haha Necra, we'd have that many children cause that means lots of sex :D

Its the women that have to look after them, leaving the king nice and happy to father another 200 :D

Sif you would EVER get sex!!!!

Aparently it wsnt too hard to look after acient egyptian kids, cause they ran around naked for a long time and the toys where very simple and the food was very cheap.

man he musta had like 50 wives

How many of those children actually survived though? Remember that infant mortality was rather high up until recently.

Just cos she's dead doesn't mean she isn't a nice person....

i won't mention the bedroom heh anarot

I said she can't be that good looking now, you f***. Big difference.

..Necra, we'd have that many children cause that means lots of sex :D....

um..... ok what ever

Yes - sex creates children - news flash you pre-pubescent fags... :P

There is no difference, nice people are always hot.

There is no difference, nice people are always hot.

sif, havn't you met those stuck up hot bitches
they piss me off

im a lil confused with who willy is haveing sex with....

Bin Laden is said to have fathered 50 something kids

bin laden is gay tho........

yes bin laden is a f***wit

Yeah - i said all nice people are hot, not all hot people are nice...

Apparently Cleo was a *bit* chubby, and had a whole range of nasty things. Don't ask me to back that up, just general knowledge retention...

Wow, that show was s***. turned into `Ramses was mean to the Israelites' for about 45 minutes. Piss poor effort. Dammit, not even one mention of Taknikatels, or Staff Weapons.:(

haha you're jelous cos even bin laden gets more pussy than you.

damn I missed that show.

Yeah - i said all nice people are hot, not all hot people are nice...

being hot superseeds any other factor in judging niceness.
You can pull an uzi on me, but if you have a nice set of tits, I still think you're nice.

reading the first few posts reminds me of words in a song i heard

i f***ed an old girl in the graveyard...
god damn her old soul, she was dead.
maggots crawled out her a******...
and her hair slipped off her head.

of course the artist didn't realise that's what was being said. haha he wrecked his reputation after that one. (non-commercial - this was the "tracker underground" - ya know, modules, xms, fast tracker and the like)

haha... nice poem :P

But Bin Laden coulda been f***ing fat ugly bitches and not know cos he makes all women were a mask.. what a complete f***ing c*********.

he had 30 wives so that comes to 3 kids per a women

Draffa you have the wrong Ramses it was ramses the
Great then ramses the 2nd, was his Grandson

Without birth control every rock star from the 80's would be rivalling Ramses record, except george micheals.

Sif George Michaels wouldn't too.... he had TONNES of mega hot chicks in his video clips.

ramses - origional playa

it was ramses the
Great then ramses the 2nd, was his Grandson

Yeah, realised that during the show. TV guide said Ramses II.

Was still s***:(

Cleoparta was a a roman sent to govern the roman province of egypt after the romans took it over. Later on she fell in with this bad-ass named Marc Antony and they tried to take on the entire roman navy with ~20 egyptian tri-remes and got slawed by Augustus Caesar.

gawd i love ancient history.

If ya want the truth Cleopatra was around 5ft tall and almost as wide. Back then being built like that was considered beautiful.