This is the most full-on thing i've ever seen on news.com.au

Note: It has a picture of the crocodile with the arm in its mouth... graphic

I warned you

Finger lickin good!

I hope he wasn't left handed.

Arm I right in saying that?

Nothin' like some human forearm on the barby..

lol he got pwnd tho.

How do we know the crocodile did it? They could just be trying to finger the croc for the crime.

Ooh Snap!

I only have myself to blame, with a kebab in my hand.

Hay guys, I watch Prison Break.

A couple of stitches and that guy should be fine. Could even stick a prosthetic arm up his sleeve to look normal.

looks like we was up to the elbow(s) in s*** =D

Quick somebody give him a hand

at least the guy isn't a wanker

lobster sticks to magnet

I wouldn't worry about that guy - he's armless.

It's good the police officer wasn't unarmed.

That vet sure went out on a limb to help the sick croc.


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At least now he has a shoulder to lean on.

Other vets are glad they didn't put their hands up for the job.

i hope he's ok, and i hope it wasn't his wanking arm.

On the other hand, the treatment did come in very handy for the croc

lol...

holy jebesus

You really gotta hand it to zoo staff.

Looks like he needed a hand in handling the crocodile.

The vet has a very hand-on approach to his work

Great... thanks to that guy the croc is now armed and dangerous.

Jesus christ give the guy a break.

actually i think he would prefer a hand with things.

I bet he's pretty torn up about losing his arm.

Although the vet has already shouldered most of the responsibility, he thumbed his nose at procedure and look what happened. Lack of preparation is a sin you can't take for granted, and although crocs tend on the vicious side, a hands on approach shouldn't have been out of the vet's reach.

Ok that'll do.

Considering his situation, the vet is handling the matter in a professional manner.

what is the sound of one hand clapping?

i think just about all the hand jokes are done.

pfft I thought it bit off the arm of some poor old war vet & was all like omg that poor old guy survived the war only to be bitten by a croc.

http://www.members.optushome.com.au/gpahl/croc1.jpg

damn now he will never achieve his dream of being in the army..

hope he dosnt want to join the "army" lolz!

i give this image at least an hour before it appears on 4chan. that site is creepy :(

hope he dosnt want to join the "army" lolz!

too late :(

Why? Has the army become too disjointed for him?

I gotta hand it to you guys.

nice one billy hardball, round of applause

GROAN

Haha I know it's sad isn't spook... all these jokes. What's sadder is that help was just an arm's reach away.

hahaha

Haha I know it's sad isn't spook... all these jokes. What's sadder is that help was just an arm's reach away.

hahah your best one yet Billy :)

Clearly the vet misunderstood the zoo keepers instructions to keep the crocodile at arm's length...

Well had he been armazing like me, it mightn't have happened.

he shold have read the sign saying no hand feeding the crocs

It's almost as though the croc bit off his arm, and the arm is in it's mouth.

the croc is reported to be armed and dangerous

i am alarmed that you guys can be so insensitive.

this thread is full of great one liners.

Video of the arm being retrieved.

haha fubar your one cracked me up the most bravo ... unfortunately im not witty enough to think of anyhting funny :(

yeah i have my moments of greatness. haha took me a while to think of it but

i am alarmed that you guys can be so insensitive.

Where is the funny in this one?

there isn't ment to be any funny he is just shaking his fist at us

Way to miss the point jewbar.

Latest reports are that the Zoo Vet has been arrested for Drug offences. During a bedside court hearing the Prosecution claimed to have video footage of him sharing a joint with a croc.

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http://www.dalefergusson.com/pics/forumpics/feedcrocs.jpg