Im sure it was him, or her, whatever, this morning at a Shell Servo!!

He looked real mad behind the counter there, im glad he wasnt serving at the time

lol @ blokes with tits thread

Im sure it was him it

and


f***ing lol

Did this really require a thread? I saw jesus once, don't see me making a thread do you?

I saw a einstein nick at motherlan, and there was this horrible man/chick freak thing there, i was sure it was einy, but i was never able to prove the link between the two.

it drives a skyline and is a mad driftor

so if you see a man with long hair getting sidewahz, its most likely mel

When you say skyline you mean boat right ? ;)

nah only r33's are boats

spook it's spelt sidwahz

ur f***ing raced

Skitza, you know that's a given. Don't be silly.


Skylines are those cars that people think are sports cars when in fact they're just as fat and bloated as an Old Man Falcoon.

/must resist blatant troll

no, cant

it mite be as bloated as old mans falcon, but at least its got a decent heart

falcon engines are s***

it wasnt until bas, that they sucked less

and bas blow up, break down, break other components all over the shop

my car is 14 years old, and it rocks up and takes a dump all over most bas coffee tables

i dont even bother comparing it to other model falcons coz they just dont compare, due to being so totally s*** in every category

also paveway, why arent non turbo r34s boats?

they go less, and weigh more

let alone australian delivered boxes that have almost as s*** engines as falcons

not even your worked rb20 will keep up with me, if you ever get it put in, which is most unlikely and would be an insult to your rb20

/ah, thats better

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to the internet!

i'm not doing that anymore spook

haha yeah keep dreaming mr hardware

I don't like BAs either. They are pretty average.

Good heart? Well, it depends on your purpose. If it is power, then no. If it is torque and longevity, with economy at the same time, then the falcoons do excellently well.

Show me a skyline that can do $7/100klms in airconditioned comfort over 600,000+klms without even taking the head off??

Don't get me wrong, i don't mind a good jap car. I just reckon the falcons have thier place.

I just reckon the falcons have thier place.

yes, as taxis or on the scrap heap

Dont f*** up a good transexual thread with your car bulls***

manlissa nearly ran me off the road one time on mt gravatt-capalaba road at some ungodly hour of the morning

i'm guessing he decided he was a woman trapped in a man's body when he discovered he can't drive for s***

yes, as taxis or on the scrap heap

you're pretty close to the truth there. i don't like any 10+ year old falcons. they're just too old and too s***, and people drive them for far too long. and falcons make friggin excellent taxis, at least the AUs did. They're ugly as, but boy do they make great fleet machines.

i've seen a couple of orange EA falcons getting around, they would have to have like 1 000 000k's on them surely

XA/XB/XC falcons are the only falcons that need to be mentioned ever. the rest are ugly piles of function with no style.

i've seen a couple of orange EA falcons getting around, they would have to have like 1 000 000k's on them surely

Yeah, absolutely. The motors are good for about 1,100,000 to 1,200,000 on gas. Only about 800,000 on petrol though.

One of the first cars i drove that i did several hundred kilometers in was an ED with close on 900,000klms on the clock. It drove like you would expect from a normal car with ~350,000klms on it, not 900,000. This was the start of my respect for falcons.

You win Loki's seal of approval for "Shut the f*** up about falcons, c***" sticker.

yessssssssssssssssssss

are you hunter?

ha ha no.

i drive an ex cab AU not a country pack EL. also, i do not, and never have, owned a flame shirt or a gemini.

XA/XB/XC falcons are the only falcons that need to be mentioned ever. the rest are ugly piles of function with no style.

XC Cobras ftw. Though I hope I'm not alone when I add the XY to that list..

I, do not, never, have, and, nev,er will ov,er use, c,o,,m,m,a,s

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I just reckon the falcons have thier place.

at the bottom of the ocean. fords get out, holdens for life fagets.

manlissa nearly ran me off the road one time on mt gravatt-capalaba road at some ungodly hour of the morning

I'd probably do the same

Yeah, the silver skyline parked right outside the servo window with number plates EIN34 kinda stood out like dogs balls

this being the shell servo on old cleveland road?
I've seen him/her thurr too

Yeah, the silver skyline parked right outside the servo window with number plates EIN34 kinda stood out like dogs balls

not if the dog has been fixed

I wonder if einy lurks?

once again i would like to reiterate: my great photochop skills spawned manlissa. i am the best. i win qgl.

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i281/Bl0r/eingrrl.jpg





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Falcons are overrated.. compared to tricycles.

last i saw einy was working in the westpac call centre. but he might not be anymore.

i just got my daily intake of lols covered on page two

thanking you gentlemen

XA/XB/XC falcons are the only falcons that need to be mentioned ever. the rest are ugly piles of function with no style.

f*** you, XD's are the s***

XD's are about as stylish as R30 pintara-line.

ie, not very.(this obviousness was meant for paveway)

once again i would like to reiterate: my great photochop skills spawned manlissa. i am the best. i win qgl.

But it took you at least 2 goes to get there? http://users.bigpond.net.au/ritsuko/emoticons/emot-psyduck.gif

is that lisa loeb?

if so, shes a total f***ing nutjob loser

i seen her reality/dating/imaloser show

woop: werd!

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i281/Bl0r/whootype.jpg

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