A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley Davidson motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?"

The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle.

The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I make $39,675 a year and you get the really big bucks ($1,695,759) when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The cardiologist paused and leaned over, then whispered to the mechanic...
"Try doing it with the engine running."

i have a better one.

real estate agent. and a car salesman.

car salesman: hey you, i buy these things, put on a heap of money, wear a tie and shirt, feel self accomplished, dont really know what im selling, lie to people, didn't finish any form of education, can hardly spell or count and am akin to a vampire too. so why dont i make as much money as you?

real estate agent: try selling somone else's stuff.

/pocket tumbleweed

/crickets

i like the first one

second was balls

it wasnt supposed to be funny.

jerks.

[quote]it wasnt supposed to be funny.[/quote]
Lucky .. because it wasn't.

Neither of them are even particularly insightful.

ok a new one. obes and a gay prostitute:

hey obes why is it i suck the wang, get five starred by lonley buisnessmen, pole clients while getting peed on by my roommates and i still dont make as much money ($556) as you? ($557)

obes: i found that dollar.

maybe they arnt jokes..

get five starred by lonley buisnessmen

Excuse my ignorance of homosexual pillow talk .. but what the f*** does that mean ?

maybe they arnt jokes..

maybe they are some new form of joke that's not funny ?

Excuse my ignorance of homosexual pillow talk

ahhahah! No... wait... ahahahha!

;)

Mantra as I have explained before, just because you tried to buy sex with me and I turned you down does not mean I am gagging for it.

Well, you turned down the payment, but you were certainly gagging.

Well who wouldn't be ...

Next time atleast pants please, I mean the sight below would make anyone gag ... dirty ol mantrap
http://www.toiletpaperonline.com/images/naked-goth-boy-YUHMMCS.jpg


last edited by Obes at 23:02:35 26/Feb/07

five fingers = five star = fist :D

i have a better one.

real estate agent. and a car salesman.

car salesman: hey you, i buy these things, put on a heap of money, wear a tie and shirt, feel self accomplished, dont really know what im selling, lie to people, didn't finish any form of education, can hardly spell or count and am akin to a vampire too. so why dont i make as much money as you?

real estate agent: try selling somone else's stuff.

What if he's a used car salesman?

its much, much worse then.

I figured this somehow fits into all of this, though not sure exactly how.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v104/zeezee/title.jpg

this thread is fuct

A black guy and a white guy were sitting at a bar. The black guy noticed that the white guy was wearing a cap with the Cowboys logo on it. "Hey" he said, "Don't see many Cowboys fans round here, you see the game yesterday?". The white guy smiled and was about to reply when an Asian guy drove through the wall and ran them both over.

Damn you ling ling! *shakes fist*

lol Jum

Seriously, is that guy in the picture in the graveyard the guy from little britain, he looks so similar if he is not.

Its mantrap ... at your front gate ....

jim wins thread.