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Topic: Spray on Condom
sLaps_Forehead
Posts: 2763
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
http://gizmag.com/go/6534/

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Spook
Posts: 17901
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
i sure hope i can get that in in EXTRA LARGE can size
GaZ
Posts: 1333
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
you'd need the chick (or guy, not that there is anything wrong with that) to spray it on for ya to get all the underside properly n s***.
Hardball, Billy
Posts: 6113
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
what the f*** is the point of that? I can't fit that in my wallet:O
Booyah
Posts: 7032
Location: Indonesia
Gaz is gay.
shad
Posts: 1757
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Like ice magic for your dick.
gimpy
Posts: 1338
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
haha, and the funny part is, there is no room at the end to compensate for your load, so when you blow, it'll be forced back through your cock and your nuts will explode!
mission
Posts: 3038
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Oh dear lord, gimpy's right.
parabol
Posts: 3034
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
there is no room at the end

Cut a hole a the end, duh.
infi
Posts: 5207
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
now they just need sex in can for QGL.
Loki
Posts: 7502
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
I think those scientists just like playing with phallic objects.
rubba-chikin
Posts: 5149
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
It all comes down to the user to how effective it will be.

I can't see that working too well if you are absolutely plastered...
TicMan
Posts: 1676
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Looks like it would take twice as long as ripping out a trusty old franger and popping it on.

Besides, nothing breaks the mood more than "Hang on, let me just get my can of spray on latex"
sc00bs
Posts: 2261
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
now they just need sex in can for QGL.

http://www.fleshlight.com/main/index.php?
done and done
HERMITech
Posts: 5003
Location: Brisbane, Queensland

Hrmmm, be handy for shutting some people up methinks
paveway
Posts: 4543
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Gaz is gay.


haha

sounds like a bit of a wank to me
Jim
Posts: 5449
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
you'd need the chick (or guy, not that there is anything wrong with that) to spray it on for ya to get all the underside properly n s***.


underside? try some of that nasal spray or something... ;)
*PoP PrInCeSs*
Posts: 48
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Jim I really wouldn't have thought you'd need to comment in this thread at all, as you have no experience whatsoever
bonsai_boy
Posts: 175
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
^^ haha, sharpen those blades baby!

and a massive -f*** yeah- my bigpond wireless broadband usb even works down here at gaza ridge barracks; vic.
HERMITech
Posts: 5006
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
^mwhahahah
Jim made a funneh :)
Booyah
Posts: 7036
Location: Indonesia
I believe jim knows what he's talking about when it comes to protective sex, since he is named after a franger.
myWhiteWolf
Posts: 2554
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
as a serious question, wonder what its like for sensitivity.
teq
Posts: 98
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
so many funnies, classic qgl.

Protius
Posts: 3631
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Takes too long, needs to be in an aerosol can so it can be done faster than putting on a jimmy hat
Crusher
Posts: 181
Location: Newcastle, New South Wales
i wonder what the market would be for a spray on condom? Its not like its a time saver to keep the mood alive.

HOLD ON A SEC BABE, LET ME SHAKE UP THIS MIXTURE AND POUR IT INTO A SPRAY BOTTLE THEN SPRAY IT ON MY DICK THEN WAIT A FEW MINS WHILE IT DRIES.

hardly an arousing start to a game of golf
*PoP PrInCeSs*
Posts: 49
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
I would spray inside the vagina so you don't have to dirty yourself
gimpy
Posts: 1339
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
lol
paveway
Posts: 4545
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
yeah sure you would
blahnana
Posts: 505
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
haha, and the funny part is, there is no room at the end to compensate for your load, so when you blow, it'll be forced back through your cock and your nuts will explode!


hahahaha
Jim
Posts: 5451
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
crushles I just got so turned on reading your post
captivate
Posts: 879
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Like ice magic for your dick.


Hahahahaha.

My thoughts exactly.

Less tasty though.
Obes
Posts: 4771
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Because a can is so much more handy...
but the real question is ... its it goat wang proof ? ... well is it crusher ?
Mantra
Crusty old man
Posts: 1722
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
hardly an arousing start to a game of golf
I'm never playing golf with you crusher... ever.
Obes
Posts: 4775
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Crusher, Mantrap loves your rear nine... or nine in your rear ... or something like that ...
Booyah
Posts: 7049
Location: Indonesia
Hay guys what the friggin poof is going on here?
Astroboy
Posts: 3934
Location: Germany
Male + female

kinda like what youre used to

male + female + rocks
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