lolz

Q. Two Ipswich girls jump off a cliff. Who wins?
A. Society

Q. What does a Ipswich girl use as protection during sex?
A. Bus shelter.

Q. What do you call a 30 year old Ipswich girl?
A. Granny

Q. Why did the Ipswich girl cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason what so ever.

Q. What do you call a Ipswich girl in a white tracksuit?
A . The bride.

Q. What's the first question during a Ipswich quiz night?
A. What you looking at?

Q. Two Ipswich's in a car without any music - who is driving?
A. The policeman!

Q. What's the difference between a Ipswich boy and a Ipswich girl?
A. A Ipswich girl has a higher sperm count.

lol

Good jokes :D

Q. What's the difference between a Ipswich boy and a Ipswich girl?
A. A Ipswich girl has a higher sperm count.

hahahahahahahahha

Q. Two Ipswich's in a car without any music - who is driving?
A. The policeman!

Isn't it Ipswichian?

hahahaha nice one spook

AN IPSWICH YOU DUMB f***WIT c***

Other than that they were pretty good.

You're an Ipswich

So copied and pasted to this ipswicheneese girl on msn.

nice job

your mums an ipswich

It's funny because they're all 100% accurate.

they're not jokes, i heard all those in a documentary on foxtel about ipswich.

Q. What's the difference between an Ipswich boy and an Ipswich girl?
A. An Ipswich girl has a higher sperm count.

f***ing LOL

8-)

:)

Is that cause they are so butch they have balls or she's taken several loads in quick succession?

Spook you are teh funneh, have my babies?

mission:- a little from column a .. a little from column b!

haha@happytree

they're not jokes, i heard all those in a documentary on foxtel about ipswich.

made me laugh more than the jokes

Amusing part is, I'd personally use "woodridge" in all of those and find them funny. Least I'd happily ride through town at night in Ipswich and not hand-cuff myself to the handlebars so nigga don't steal my bike!

that being said, It was amusing when Ipswich town got it's first decent espresso cafe, and they named it "FIGJAM"
yep... they're not cretins, but they're certainly not classy......

borket

figjam = 'Food Is Great Just Ask Me' as a play on the normal meaning (f*** im great just ask me)

or did you just think it was a word that desribes the s*** under your toes?

p.s i love the swich

No I thought it was a word that describes the s*** under 'your' toes.

what do you call the s*** under an ipswich's toes?






IPSWICH!!! hahahahahahahahahha

pyro.. this explains everything about your last post..

hahah.. nah i get a house provided with my work which is in ipswich and yeah there is no doubt its at the lower socio economic end of the scale but as moo said i would feel safer walking though town here on a fri/sat night than in some parts of bris.

also - anyone up for some laps tonight? guys? guys?

pyro> you're such a bogan... :P

Ipswich sucks, but they got badass paintball fields.

Q. What do you call a Ipswich girl in a white tracksuit?
A . The bride.

You can't get single mothers pension if you're married.