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Kat
Posts: 8627
Location: Queensland
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http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=173188
A devout Christian who said an accident at work boosted his libido and wrecked his marriage as he turned to prostitutes and pornography has been awarded more than STG3 million ($A7.56 million) in damages. Quick...go hit your heads boys so you can get money for having lots of sex. |
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| #0 04:01pm 20/12/06 |
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demon
Posts: 2563
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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i'm not keen on the going into a coma for 2 months :/ plus i'm already not a devout christian or married.... what if the coma turned me into one!@#! that'd suck & there's prolly no compo for it!
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HERMITech
Posts: 4820
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Where do I sign up!!!
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| #2 04:20pm 20/12/06 |
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маvєяık
Posts: 4594
Location: Sunshine Coast, Queensland
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Where do I sign up!!! for the man sex? :| |
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| #3 04:27pm 20/12/06 |
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HERMITech
Posts: 4822
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Dude, your the one whose ass is aching |
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Jim
Posts: 5225
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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If this guy is now so disinhibited that he screws hookers and jerks off to porn (lawl), I don't understand how he is going through any kind of trauma that would warrant a payout.
If anything, his family are the only ones who have any trauma. |
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| #5 04:45pm 20/12/06 |
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pARODY
Posts: 155
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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wtf? he needed to be hit on the head for that? when the f*** was i hit? i can't remember....
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Le Cock
Posts: 3869
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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he just sounds like every other guy in the world to me...
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Skitza
Posts: 7662
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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^ exactly.
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infi
Posts: 4841
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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i hit my head regularly. i bash it.
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Jacknife
Posts: 43
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Gee. I wonder what he will be doing with all that money? |
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rubba-chikin
Posts: 5051
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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I guess he wanted out of the marriage and after the acco thought heyyyy this crazy idea might just work... it sure paid off giving it a shot :P
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TufNuT
I like eel pie
Posts: 3152
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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those crazy poms, first they thought they could play cricket and now this..whats next...
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whoop
Posts: 10748
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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i'm already not a devout christian or married.... what if the coma turned me into one!@#! that'd suck & there's prolly no compo for it! what if it turned you into a scientologist? that'd be much worse |
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CHUB
Posts: 1820
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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I believe he should be well compensated for his head trauma due to work related activities... but the claim of sexual deviance from it...
I don't know what's worse, this or the class action suit against Nintendo. |
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Tollaz0r!
Posts: 7591
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Chub, the psychological damage of the broken wrist strap has prevented many a young man from pulling his crank due to fear of snapage.
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gimpy
Posts: 1280
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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I wish I got my brain damage while at work and could admit to things I always did.
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Jeramiah
Posts: 3835
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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he got $A7.56 million from a bicycle company? they must sell alot of bikes
how is it decided how much to give the person sueing? |
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| #17 08:45am 21/12/06 |
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Strange Rash
Posts: 177
Location:
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note to self, when waking up out of coma, remember to start whacking off and grab nursies tits
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