Victoria Beckham is reportedly set to star in Tom Cruise's new Scientology film. The Spice Girl has apparently been lined up to play an alien bride in The Thetan.

Cruise - who is bankrolling the project himself after it was rejected by all the major film studios - is said to have picked Victoria for the role after being impressed by her "comic genius".

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HAHAHAHAHAHA........

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

lol. Talk about a Career-killer

gotta be fake!

ohh jesus

wtf

i'd watch it, but only if victoria takes her gear off and gets f***ed from behind against a shower screen

this is pretty lol

heheh :D well... scientology always was more like a b-grade sci-fi movie script than a believable religion :P in fact... i am pretty sure what scientologists use as thier 'bible' as such is an old '70s screenplay written by hubbard called 'revolt in the stars'. tidy work there tom hahaha! :D

this is too bizarre to be true.

hahaha awesome, like battlefield earth?

He's so brainwashed.

tom, come out of the closet.... before i cap this bitch

laugh away unbelievers, but your time will come and when it does OH BOY

f***ing LOL

This is gonna be the best worst movie evar!

do we have any scientologists on qgl?

as bad and hilarious as this will be, we're still all gonna pay to see it

No we wont. Ever heard of bittorrent?

8-)

jim, you are thinking with a christian religions precepts of punishment for the unbelievers in the afterlife... but scientology doesn't have a hell, or a devil or punishment for unbelievers! what kinda wacky religion is that!?! huh!@#?!?! no instilling fear or guilt to ensure faith in the masses... its krazytalk!

instead, unbelievers of scientology just get recycled in a kind of dumb reincarnation untill they finally see the light... the light of xenu the evil overlord of the galactic confederacy... lol! :D

Wow, I can't figure out if it is real or not.

Poor Tom. He is obviously lacking attention since spliting up with Nicole

what do Scientologists do for Christmas? Do they celebrate Xenu-mas?

laugh away unbelievers, but your time will come and when it does OH BOY

Yup into the volcano we go! weeeeeeeeeeeeee

jim, you are thinking with a christian religions precepts of punishment for the unbelievers in the afterlife... but scientology doesn't have a hell, or a devil or punishment for unbelievers! what kinda wacky religion is that!?! huh!@#?!?! no instilling fear or guilt to ensure faith in the masses... its krazytalk!

instead, unbelievers of scientology just get recycled in a kind of dumb reincarnation untill they finally see the light... the light of xenu the evil overlord of the galactic confederacy... lol! :D

haha you got me

I'll get you next time gadget

Has Xenu tried to contemplate infinite ?
And what does he know of tran !

This will be the most downloaded film of all time.

I for one looked forward to learn more about how to date hot, young and taller women.

I hope Samuel L is in it.

im sick of these muthaf***in thetan's inside my motherf***in brothers!

This will be the most downloaded film of all time.

Quoted for truth.

I wouldn't give him 1 cent, but at the same time I must laugh :)

Oh my... if this is true I don't think there will be many that can take him seriously again...

I tried to read some s*** on Scientology once but I almost died of laughter a few pages in so I had to stop.

Passion of the OT VIII

Finally, a movie about the true origin of the species.

I just hope it ruins him financially.

I can't believe they conned him into bankrolling it personally :/


the poor bastard...

lol the truth about scientology



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rofl

will play the bride of an alien leader called a thetan, which Scientologists claim is an immortal spiritual being, present in all humans.

Hahahahah. God I hope hes not doing this in a come back attempt. Gonna come back around and slap him in the face. Alien style.