who here does wee's in the shower?

i do i can't help it, even if i do a pee before i have a shower it seems to leave a bit in the bank for when im in the shower, what's with that.. anyways i've always thought maybe it was just a blokey thing to do or maybe im just weird, but apparently chix do it too.

Who pees in the shower?

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kinda on topic though, don't do it in the ocean or in your wetsuit, apparently it attracts sharks coz it makes you seem like a seal (even more than the wetsuit)

commedy wii in shower photoshop option.

ive done and still do number 2's in the shower, i have to like mash the poo down the drain with my hand, sometimes i use my foot, but mostly my hand, for some reason i do better poo when there is water running on my head.

yeah i can't do them in the ocean to many chix around.

Do you also taste the poo?

welcome to GBS

god why do you guys have to start talking about poo, can't we have a mature conversation about wee?

urine doesnt attract sharks thats an urban myth

piss in ur wetsuit by all means, it warms u up


and yes i piss in the shower

IT'S ALL PIPES!!!!

i play with my wee wee

in winter pissing in ur wetty is the bomb

altho its not really necessary coz its only cold for like a minute then ur fine..

yes i piss in the shower

ive done and still do number 2's in the shower, i have to like mash the poo down the drain with my hand, sometimes i use my foot, but mostly my hand, for some reason i do better poo when there is water running on my head.

thats some f***ed up s*** right there.

ps i wee too.

f*** you are a wierd c*** groydis, weeing is one thing but to s*** is NOT RIGHT!

don't do it in the ocean or in your wetsuit

it's been years, so I won't go thru the chemistry: but the acid in your wee wee hardens the rubber in your wettie, which eventually cracks (then leaks)... one fine Winter day you're jumping into the water and notice you have aircon in your crotch :/


asfor s***ting in the shower - I'm kinda in two minds about that one. I've changed some nappies that I don't dare try and waste time with 'wipes' (especially the nuclear ones). While I suppose it all goes to the same place in the end it isn't so bad once every blue moon - but still, I go sick in the shower with bleach afterwards. Other people need to use the facilities without getting sick eh

Yes, i have lots of Golden Showers! I mean wii's!

With the water restrictions now days, it seems almost compulsory as your saving a toilet flush right there if u hold it in for when u have a shower.

I do! Hehe, can't help it either.


last edited by dynamite at 09:56:13 08/Dec/06

Ew You guys are gross! *spews*

I dont really see a poblem with 'weeing' in the shower.

But there is definately something not right about a grown person doing their other business whilst standing in the shower.

*Blarg!*

i find weeing on my feet in the shower helps with my fungal porblems

Anyone who claims they don't piss in the shower has to be a liar. Although I found out that some mates who lived together would all piss on each others soap and tell them. That is just tad bit wrong.

I don't piss in the shower. I used to, until one of my x girlfriends knee'd be in the balls for pissing in the shower. I guess I deserved it considering most of it ended up on her foot.

Yeah, of course.

Anything else, or whilst anyone else is around, no way.

It's fantastic that you guys are so waterwise!

Anyone who claims they don't piss in the shower has to be a liar.

Don't be so sure. I know people who aren't allowed to fart in front of their g/f let alone piss with the door open or them in the bathroom.

Crazy world we live in when you can;'t take lifes little pleasures for granted anymore

yeah i don't pee when chix are in the shower with me.. (normally more then one)epenisssssssssss

So Mav...you're admitting your mother showers with you still...brave brave man!

for the love of sweet baby jesus and his pretty baby eyes I PRAY to you lord that groydis can't be f***ING SERIOUS and that my haha funny joke detector is broken.

Nah seriously thats wrong - why would you piss in the shower when you can just use a toilet? We use the "If it's brown flush it down, or if it's yellow let it mellow" at home for the toilet to help save water instead of pissing all over yourself in the shower.

but sometimes ya piss stinks?

why is that a question?

because im asking him if his pee stinks?

Kat, any bloke that doesn't fart because his girlfriend wont let him is a coward. Tell them to take their balls out of the girls handbag. Nothing funnier than a dutch oven, my girl does the worst ones but makes me laugh.

and again, why does that have a ?

Do you know the difference between a ? and an ! ?

DirtyApe: Good to see the romance is still alive in some relationships :D

If you cant fart and laugh with your best mate what is the point. As Homer said been married is like been married to your best friend and they let you touch their boobs. I aint married to her but homer is spot on.

shutup kat you pedantic bitch?

I must have missed that episode

you did

Posting in a mav thread!?!

while i wee in the shower i do feel guilty about the water being wasted while im pissing

we have the shower water go out to the garden though, so at least the water is reused, and im still pissing in the yard (by proxy or the transitive property?)

on a side note, i wee outside as often as not in an effort to save flushing. letting the yellow mellow f***ing stinks, i dont like to be assualted by a stale urine smell because the toilet isnt flushed to save water

so who actually aims for the drain?

reason why people piss is the shower... is the change of temperature... Its a quick change of temperature that makes you do it.... that why in the ocean temperature difference

i aim for the drain mostly, but sometimes its a free for all

i piss onto a treadmill on MAX

your livin on the edge man!

Aiming for the drain is the key to success, also this is why we wear thongs in public showers.. mmm skankyness.

use a bottle to store your piss for later use.

"Someone once asked me if I'd piss in the sink if the toilet was occupied. I answered 'honey. I'd piss in the sink if it was closer'".

- unknown.

I know a guy that once pissed in the sink. Well, at least he tried to, he ended up pissing all over the occupants toothbrushes and personal hygiene products.

One he also tried to take a dump in my hallway.

was he drunk at the time?

for the water conservationalists, i hope you're either turning off the water while you urinate or continuing to perform your other showering duties while you're urinating or you're most likely not saving much water at all!

i piss onto a treadmill on MAX

Does your nuts take off?

Great thread, I hear pissing in the shower cures grotty feet fungy s***. I cant test it out cause I dont seem to ever get feet s***, if someone can explain here step by step how to get foot fungy then ill give it a dig later on ok.

reminds me of that seinfeld episode where george goes to the gym showers.

Hey kids, when you go through puberty a few things happen. First hair starts to develop in strange places, and secondly you learn to have some self control. The prior will leave you pondering hair removal techniques so you can continue to sell yourself to those grotty men, the second will allow you to hold on, or go before you shower.

Also the minerals in your pee never all washes down the drain so you'll get a build up of them on the shower base and have to clean it more often.

for the water conservationalists, i hope you're either turning off the water while you urinate or continuing to perform your other showering duties while you're urinating or you're most likely not saving much water at all!

So true. In fact, I imagine u would be using even more water by peeing in the shower...



last edited by Agent 99 at 19:23:45 08/Dec/06

put a sock in it agent 99

Also the minerals in your pee never all washes down the drain so you'll get a build up of them on the shower base and have to clean it more often.

haha, this is hilarious

who (on qgl) f***ing cleans their shower?!?!??!

i do every 6-9 months when it becomes too slippery from caked on layers of human filth to safely stand.

heres a good story

my mate coming home from a work party absolutely f***ing off his face maggot could barely talk couldn't walk, but he wasn't quite passed out.

they wre on a bus home frmo a pub, and the driver had already given him a bucket incase he spews

the idiot decides to LEAN right back aka with his BACK on the place on the chair your ASS is meant to go, and tries to piss in the bucket. so he is pissing straight up 90 degress into the air, pissing all over himself, with like 5 seconds of piss making it into the bucket

like 5m inutes later, he spills the bucket all over his torso. his own spew and piss ALL OVER HIM

LOL

hahahah, that woulda been some funny s*** to see... from a distance.

Existence mingles with the pinnacle of high society

man asif rag on me for taking number 2's in the shower, though i will admit it was embarrassing when a plumber came to fix our blocked shower drain and he was knee deep in my s***, but still i ate a f*** load of meat that week and my stools are solid, lucky for me hes fitted a bigger drain and moddified our shower drain grill so poo doesnt catch on it.

the trick to taking a dump in the shower is all about comfort, you gotta get yourself in teh squatting position and positiont he shower head so the watter is hitting the back of your head and then it runs down your back and down your ass crack, make sure the shower is really hot and then when the hot water trickles across your a-hole it will all just ease and release.

lol. Yummy :-)

my stools are solid, lucky for me hes fitted a bigger drain

you must buy draino by the crate

QGL = Queenslands Golden Lavatory

*unsubscribe

Now...
If we're talking of rolling in the distilled blood of former flatmates tampons, thats another story....

do tell...

can't talk
Sorry
Was sworn to secrete-emancy

pfft they were probably urs

period juice, now with pulp.

Here I am thinking i was about to post in a thread regarding playing a nintendo Wii in a shower. Boy was i wrong.

everyone knows nerds dont shower

I still dont know if Groydis is joking or not, but I keep telling myself inside that he is. Either way a little bit of innocence has been taking away from me, at least I dont feel bad coming out and admitting I piss in the shower now.


last edited by Lunch at 00:57:13 09/Dec/06

What about if I piss in my fish tank?

urea is in this foot cream thing I used for when my feet were all f***ed up and it is also in urine so you guys might be onto something here.

I always go to the white house to take a dump and a leak. It's much more satisfying giving those freemasons what they deserve.

Upon moving out of a house I once lived in (with 3 guys, no other girls), when cleaning the bathroom we found a bloody tampon someone had wrapped in toilet paper and put under our sink.

And I don't bleed from girl parts due to awesome medical conditions :P

This only means that some random girl visitor decided to just dump a bloody tampon under our sink. Gross.

last edited by Gwen at 19:10:00 09/Dec/06

And I don't bleed from girl parts due to awesome medical conditions :P

infertility is awesome?

And I don't bleed from girl parts due to awesome medical conditions :P

That awesome medical condition is called "man" :)

last edited by Skitza at 23:56:04 09/Dec/06

I can't believe this thread is still going...

Infertility is awesome when you don't like children.

Also, Implanon is my friend.

Am I the only one who didn't bat an eye when groydis started talking about s***ting in the shower? I always figured he was the specialist kid on the special buss.

Also, Implanon is my friend.

wifey, blood free and less mental for 5 years now