I especially liked the part where he punched him unconscious.

ahahhaha lesson: don't be a fag

That should be the fate of every fag.

or asian

or minority

or hashy

That was Heath Herring, not a man you want to kiss if you are a dude.

nerf asians

the youtube isnt working :(

i want to see people get punched unconcious

thats awesome

Thats f***ing awesome!

That's motherf***ing awesome!

That's yourmotherf***ingme awesome!

Bam!

WAM THANK YOU HOMOSEXUAL!

you try too hard booyah - give up

aww he just wanted to give him a love tap

What do you call a gay Dinosaur? Megasoreass.

Come build me a fence for some bakhsheesh poof?

well that was the easiest troll i've ever seen booya ya nub

only newbs say 'nub' instead of 'newb'

nub is said 'nah-b', either put an e on the end of it or gfdiaf

lol

Yeah but i'm reverse trolling, n[o_0]b.

heres a highlight clip of probably the most dangerous human being walking around Fedor Emilianenko, clip gets good at about 2mins. I love watching this guy fight




p.s. white zombie backing track, f***ing rock on c***s

also the straight guy from the first clip is right at the very end, face turned to a bloody pulp =/

right thread this time

last edited by d[o_0]b at 15:09:51 02/Sep/06

yeah insane fighter

once you get past the idea of a choreographed fight you can really appreciate what this guy can do

surely Pride aint chereographed, ppl get KO'd in the first 10 seconds all the time? UFC maybe but i dunno about pride

anyone got the gif of fedor being superslammed onto his head?
EDIT:found it
http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/3366/fedorrandleman2dwbl1.gif
pwned...
but then he won with an armbar about 5 seconds after his neck should have been killed in 8 places. Fedor was clearly sent back from the future to beat down on everyone.

last edited by reload! at 14:16:11 02/Sep/06

that first youtube aint working for me.

Holy fark @ that vid doob... the amount of force he puts into his punches makes me cringe.

Kick @ 5:05 is noice :D

last edited by CHUB at 14:55:11 02/Sep/06

good thread, anyone other good fights?

yeah i'm talking about movie fights doob when i say choreographed

he meant fights irl never look as clean and cool as in movies.
irl, a really good fighter looks like this guy.

I still laugh at people hung up on traditional martials arts... "there are guys in china that could kill all these guys in 2 seconds, but they don't want to promote there art for gain" and s*** like that.

Real fighting is ugly as hell.

omfg ninja referee
love how he shakes his finger

haha, that ref was totally bad ass

Hahah, just picks him up and tosses him.

A lot of MMA refs are usually extremely good fighters.

hahaha awesome again, more more

IRON MIKE GUN FIGHTER

^Man they're some killer blows.

i forget exactly where i saw it but im going to try and find a vid i saw the other day of some fighter in one of these types of fights. he was just so brutal. his record is something like 39 tkos, 45 wins overall and like 4 losses. and he is like 5'6 or something

4 losses? he is suxz

teh suxz?

I'd hate to almost try to hit this guy.

lol wtf they're just rolling around on the ground???

omfg best fight eva!

that was yawntastic, almost as real as WWF

i'd think that vid bah posted was a poor display of what that martial art is actually about

I think you have to have something broken in your head that makes these guys angry enough to thump someone that hard. I mean, when I was a young bloke, I'd get in fights and things, but that's because I was angry at whoever it was I was thumping. If you stuck me in a ring and said "Go hit that guy till he falls down.", I wouldn't be able to do it...

You'd do it if you're getting paid generously for it and when you're in the ring you have no choice but to defend yourself or copp some smack.

Booyah, some of the guys only get a few hundred sometimes. The big guys like Fedor have million dollar contracts though. Some guys just like the challenge that comes with fighting.

yeah some people have the desire to fight, i personally don't want to go near it. waste of time ... and such an egotistic load of **** when you think about it. "i'm so awesome that it actually matters if i can beat this other single entity that has very little bearing on anything outside their own little world."

fighting sucks, it's only cool in movies to see how the human body can move (like dancing, but without the gay aspect), and also cool to see how one could defend themselves if attacked.

potential
defence

that's fighting to me, never the aggressor

Making millions isn't a bad life.

Que bert: "lol i fight with fences and earn more than you" jazz.

Que booyah trying even harder for attention then usual and still failing

que bj reading every thread fiercly hoping someone will mention his name so he can start running his mouth

shut it u f***ing pussy

Thread delivers.

Haha that midget fighting was hilarious! The commentator did it for me.

i'd think that vid bah posted was a poor display of what that martial art is actually about

no, really?

Wasnt that some european soccer team practice in bahs post?

not quite, he was actually making physical contact once or twice

I like watching Cro Cop fight

^^ Awesome... really shows the old "kicks are for girls" saying is bulls***.

http://www.motleycrow.com/ImageHost/gifka.gif

That looks really homo :)

...but it's ok because they are beat to an inch from death.

that dude knows how to handle himself.

i think 1 guy kissing another in any sport short of boxing is considered quite gay. just something about boxing that makes it seem like a thing of respect. a few people have done it before

might be something they can add into fight night round 4.. except that is all fpot will preorder it for

ive seen a few of those types of things. whenever they get one of the interviewers people to attempt it, there is always some lame excuse when it fails to work

^^ yeah also found this vid of a sceptic "nullifying" the chi/ki projection

oh my fav reason why the "chi attack" didnt work cuz the guy said his tounge might of been in the wrong position. wtf good is that method then if someone can move their tounge and it blocks it. way to waste years of "training" lol

Man he gave away how to defend against the chi attack, i can now feel safe if i ever get mugged by a fat old white guy with a ponytail and chinese tattoo.

Going back to UFC Pride whatever else...

Surely highly trained SAS army dudes would hand them their asses?

I'd like to think our army were better at handing out hand to hand death then some show ponies...

Yeah they would just shoot them.

I'd like to think that I'm better at handing out death than some army guys

Fighting is cool yo!

if you point a bone at someone, they die

i hope you still think that when we meet after a couple of bundyd

Are you saying you want dice to point his bone at you?

i hope you still think that when we meet after a couple of bundyd

You know, in reality you cant bring your level 60 priest to a fight?

Last week's fight on the contender.
Best fight of both seasons so far imo
It's ~6mins

Steve Forbes is f***ing awesome. He pwned again this week as well.
He'll win this season I reckon. Aside from being an awesome fighter, he seems like a pretty cool guy. Doesn't have the ego a lot of these f***wits have.

what a f***ing slugfest, they were one step short of windmilling each other

there were more swings and misses in that 6 minutes of boxing than in every single piece of boxing I've seen previous

haha wtf was that s***?!? I think sugar ray sumed up that fight when he went "ohh hahaha!"

Compared to most instances when fighters are swinging that much, they made a s***load of connections. The speed of Forbes's punches and his movement around the ring is way better than anyone else I've seen on the show.
After the fight and on the next episode, everyone (including Ray) was incredibly impressed with the performance.
I dunno what you guys are on about.

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i hope you still think that when we meet after a couple of bundyd

Friend of mine calls bundies "fights", 6-pack-o-fights!
Taste f***ing awesome too!

I agree with reload, that's an awesome fight. Both of them got really nice combos and landed heaps of punches. f*** how fit ate these 2 guys to keep trading that many puches round after round and no KOed ??!

I wanna get rowdy and fight!

I'll get some jelly.

I hate the big gloves, the MMA gloves make for much more fun. Changes the way someone punches hugely, not taking away from boxers I just wish they used the little gloves. Much more blood and violence with those type of gloves.

haha holy f*** the c***s are just smashing each other just standing there... smashing each other

Speaking of quick fights:

http://www.psfights.com/details.php?image_id=592

best fight ever

^^ That was a let down, some straight out good brawling at the start, but they had no endurance.

great fight shrapse,

the size difference between those guys, omg.

now thats entertainment

that fedor s*** looks very scripted - half that s*** he throws when he's on his knees is ineffective and the blokes don't even try and kick him off

rofl they were both holding down the turbo button.

Spidz, that is very real the man is a monster.

haha no endurance, whatever

http://media.smh.com.au/?sy=smh&category=bulletin&rid=21700&source=smh.com.au%2F&t=7LC037&player=wm6&rate=1868&flash=0&ie=0
Fights a bit meh, but the bitch going off at the end..

I wanna see Uwe Boll face off against Mike Tyson. Perhaps Mike will bite enough parts off to prevent him ever directing again. Fingers crossed.