That is mother f***ing all

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I have had it with these motherf***ing snakes on this motherf***ing plane...LOL

can't wait

Cool Thread

Damn motherf***ing straight

Posting in this motherf***ing thread

hand me my lightsaber, its the one that says bad motherf***er

ENGLISH MOTHERf***ER DO YOU SPEAK IT?

english motherf***er, do you speak it?


edit: beaten by mav :\

Damn motherf***ing straight

f*** yeah

LIFE imitating art is all very well - unless, that is, it's a movie about deadly snakes on the rampage.

Movie chain AMC Entertainment Inc said pranksters at one of its Phoenix theatres released two live diamondback rattlesnakes during a showing of the film Snakes on a Plane last Friday.

No one was injured.

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But can the motherf***ing snakes on a plane takeoff from a motherf***ing treadmill?

this will be more motherf***ing epic than the manlissa thread.... i can feel it.

No snakes on that plane anymore.

and you shall know that i am the motherf***ing snake, when i lay my motherf***ing plane upon you

I have had it with these motherf***ing snakes on this motherf***ing plane

I know some people who plan to give a standing ovation when that most epic of lines is delivered.... errr.... motherf***ing delivered.

This muthaf***ing guy was impressed...(movie review stolen from IMDB, where there doesn't seem to be anything but muthaf***ing love for this muthaf***ing movie)

You know, I was sad as I walked out of my theatre when Snakes on a Plane ended. I knew I would never have such a memorable, up-roaring, unbelievable, unimaginable, and unexplainable experience like that in theatres ever again. This was the first physically possible time to see the film in the world: the 10 PM public screening on August 17, 2006. Me, my friend, and the fifty other people in the theatre (I work at) knew that fact, whether they were movie buffs, fans of the month-and-month-long cult, or just people who wanted to see how stupid this movie was. Everyone was energetic. People came in groups of five to ten people. I don't think there was a single person over 25 in that theatre. Me and my friend figured we'd be the only ones who'd applaud any part of the movie, but as the lights dimmed, EVERYONE applauded, roared, and shouted at the top of the lungs. The threading at my theatre isn't the best, so one fellow employee accidentally threaded the final Snakes on a Plane teaser trailer along with the movie. That caused extreme applause. As the Feature Presentation slide came on, people roared. As the film started with its easy, mellow atmosphere, people were yelling at the top of their lungs. They did when the title came on and they did when Samuel L. Jackson first came on screen five minutes in, with a line that will undoubtedly be one of the many to become famous. "Do as I say, and you'll live!"

That's all I'm saying. I'm not spoiling any of the film. You simply need to see just how over-the-top the film is with itself. Samuel L. Jackson is the man. He owns this movie. He owns every single shot he is in with every single line he utters. It's simply indescribable to tell you the experience you'll have watching this movie. If your audience is even a fraction as fan-crazy as mine was, you're going to have one of the best theatre experiences of your life. My audience was hell-bent throughout the entire movie, laughing, yelling, and having the best fun they'll ever have. Everyone erupted with the famous line. As soon as Jackson said "Enough is enough," everyone stood up, waited for the rest of the line and deafeningly applauded for about ten seconds.

Snakes on a Plane is without a doubt one of the most entertaining theatre experiences I've ever had or ever will have. I simply do not want to watch another movie right away because I know it will never be as crazy as Snakes on a Plane. It was one of the most memorable times I'll ever, ever have in a theatre and me and my friend will never, ever forget it. I'm so excited right now, I just do not want to sleep. I want to yell and tell everyone how f**king crazy this movie is. My throat is sore from all the yelling and my hands are nearly bleeding from all the clapping. I've never felt like that before. This is like drinking 20 Red Bulls. If you are a film buff, film snob, or just a human male, you must see Snakes on a Plane. I know I will at least once more. And be sure to see it with a good fellow audience; the participation is half the movie. This is the greatest popcorn movie ever made, period.

My Rating: 10/10

It can't be that good muthaf***er.

wow that's a big rap

Damn cool movie. Was lucky enough to see an advance screening and although it's pretty much Turbulence with killer snakes, the movie is worth seeing. Some of the scenes are hilarious, especially one in the toilet. Made me LOL.

It's not the best movie you'll see but it sure beats the hell outta crap like Miami Vice.

8-)

19 x posts
20 x 'motherf***er'

heh

20/21

looking forward to this mov too

motherf***ing s*** yeah!!

this muthaf***ing movie better be as good as this muthaf***ing thread.

i mother friggin hope so

whoops, sorry

why yo all saying muthaf***ing?

sif not say muthaf***ing you muthaf***er

this movie has more or less advertised itself.
thats what i call brillant.

^ You got that muthaf***ing right.

datz wat ahm talkin' abought

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get f***ed with that gayass treadmill joke, you're no where near cool

also: http://blog.johnq.com/2006/08/snakes_on_a_dai.html#more

go samuel

Hahaha

That's muthaf***in' funny.

I just watched this.

It was worth paying just to listen to the famous 'motherfkn' line.

get f***ed with that gayass treadmill joke, you're no where near cool

My mum says I'm cool, so ner!

I saw the movie tonight, was most snake like, the plot grips you like a boa constrictor.

The motherf***ing line was worth, much clapping in the cinema :D

so far ive heard nothing bad about this muthaf***ing movie other than the fact theres snakes on the mothaf***ing plane.

oh god it's horrible

oh wait they just landed

It's great. The reason why you havnt heard anything bad is because no-one would be stupid enough to see a movie titled 'Snakes on a plane' and expect an A grade movie.. Tis great!

Also, I was watching The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny clip when I noticed that When Samual. L. Jackson appears in it he is quickly taken down by a bunch of green snakes, wooo hahaha.

THIS MOVIE f***ING RULES

although beware of herds of nerds, they travel in 10's and at least one fag in the group has a beard wearing a leather jacket, oh and also the token tall fat ones, hilarity.

Go see it.

The king motherf***er himself was just on the Daily Show Global Edition (SBS) and holy s*** the interview was awesome. I'm now so pumped for this movie.

wear a leather jacket and you'll fit in fine at the cinema

Ahahahaha! ferrets on a pannel wagon!
Now thats the Muthaf***ing shiznit!

just saw at imax with about 20 ppl from uni

f***ING AWESOME!!

Audience participation was great.

It was even crazier and gorier than I expected.

As pure popcorn fun, best movie of the year.

ahahaha man he's going to have to say that soo many times

Agreed with the awesome part.

How could they cut the power, man? They're animals!

and

SNAKE VISION!

What else do you need.

we musta been in the same session phatmike, if you heard me say samuel was gonna give her the black snake, then you were nearby as well :p

hahahaha so much god damn hype for one of the stupidest concepts ever

humans are funny.

Snakes on a plane was everything I had hoped it was going to be and more!!

Best bit, Sammy J wearing the fan created SOAP shirt at the end... f***ing... awesome...

I saw it last night. It was so bad it was brilliant. The audience participation makes it, really. When the title came up and it was like

SNAKES...






on a plane.

Everyone went nuts. Best fun ever.

p.s. anyone at the Southbank cinema who could hear one guy yelling when everyone else was just 'woo'-ing... it was Groydis.

yeah i was with a group of guys that had the iron on printouts on the white shirts, they had spent all day getting them made and got some fashion students to iron them on.

then were at the guild bar for about 4 hours before heading in, yeah our group was pretty f***ing loud, hissing during the trailers and stuff.

Might go see it on the weekend...really not all that hyped about it, but we'll see ^_^

I haven't seen it yet but i still dont get what all the hype is about ? I mean fair enough it's starring samuel el jackson.. is that the cause of all the hype? what about the rest of the movie? i guess i just gotta watch it myself.

its snakes on a mother f***ing plane that is causing the hype

That interview is f***ing hilarious. Best interview i have ever seen.
And spook ... holy s*** your post count is f***ing HUGE.

I've had it with these motherf***en snakes on this motherf***en cs_747

Oh that is IT!

although beware of herds of nerds, they travel in 10's and at least one fag in the group has a beard wearing a leather jacket, oh and also the token tall fat ones, hilarity.

What about the token hairy nerd? Or didnt whoop go?

This movie looks like 100% PURE ANUS DRIBBLE. Tell me you are joking with the f***ing "Brilliant's"

No way skitza, it f***ing owns for what it is - entertainment. I was THOROUGHLY entertained so it f***ing wins. If I come out of a movie and feel like my money was well spent (rarely) then it has certainly succeeded in its goal.

This movie looks like 100% PURE ANUS DRIBBLE. Tell me you are joking with the f***ing "Brilliant's"

Go see it.

i wont get to see it till tomorrow, lame :(

Ok I'll go see it, it better be worth it :)

That was the dumbest movie ever but I don't regret paying for it.

Just saw it - awesome in a shameless sort of way, exactly as I'd hoped :)

I hope it gets more kudos than Slither got, they were both awesome movies.

slither was f***ing awesome