http://www.masturbate-a-thon.com/

The US Masturbate-A-Thon is hoping to see new challenges to the current record of eight hours and thirty minutes. We hope to maintain the US record—but we just may lose it.

The event begins at 2:00 p.m. on August 5, 2006, and continues until 10:00 p.m. There will be three communal areas—mixed, men=only, and women only—but each of these will have screened areas for private masturbators.

The record currently stands at eight hours and thirty minutes. If the winner of the English event goes beyond this time it will mean a new international record. If they do not then a first British Record shall be established.

For more information about the English challenge press here

...

(no, seriously)

so you're entering are you?

well she has to defend her title.

http://www.masturbate-a-thon.com/images/top-hermes.gif

lollipops!!$!$1


Offtopic, stop pls.

Did anyone else watch the stream of the US edition that happened earlier this year? Good times.

I'll be having my own masturbate-a-thon tonight yo!

just did mine yo :)

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e21/joekool1983/bf54cc6db5bd97378db9c01e724f9cbf.jpg


last edited by Marty at 18:16:19 12/Aug/06

Wankers.

Won't somebody think of the Ewoks!

i dont understand that ewok thing cos i have no idea wtf they are but must be funny.

they should do something for how long you can go without
and only for people between 16-22 with high testostorone.
lol

star wars you stupid c***

star wars you stupid c***

haha

last edited by Jim at 18:51:41 12/Aug/06

damn, how to post an image??? I thought it was: < img > url < /img >

??

<img src="http://something.fred/the/image.jpg">

Haha jim that didn't work you noob

i know it's star wars, but i've never seen a full movie of star wars cos it sux

hahaha. ewoks. i lol'd

just me or did marty actually attempt to make a funny?

So like, how many loads did he blow?

Surely it would have to have been a girl who got that record? Unless of course, they are allowing rest breaks every so often or something...

Pfft speak for yourself Agent99 - most chicks i know can get it over and done with in under a minute easy!

i think she meant repeated orgasm as opposed to ohh im done sleepy time (for men)

LOL.

Yeah, I did, thanks Alize.

Oh. I thought it didnt know it includes continual masturbation. My bad

Speaking of the 40 hour famine, when is it this year? I always seem to miss it.

Edit:

...it includes continual masturbation.

That can't be good for u.

last edited by Agent 99 at 19:50:56 13/Aug/06

Yeah, what kind of idiot would help fundraise for some poor third world child when they can go to a fap fest for getting their name in a record.

I'm sure u could do both if u wanted to Exemplar.

You've got some mung in your post.

i think she meant repeated orgasm as opposed to ohh im done sleepy time (for men)

hahahaha, sif you can't reload and go again, girls aren't the only ones who can experience multiple orgasms

sif you can't reload

Yeah reload we know you can.

Also gimpy floggin ya loggin over guys doesnt count.

Besides, you gotta do it 5 times a day to prevent prostate cancer.

Pfft speak for yourself Agent99 - most chicks i know can get it over and done with in under a minute easy!

this includes meeting the guy in a bar and becoming pregnant

ohh im done sleepy time (for men)

f*** yes

sif you can't reload and go again

after the 3rd shot it goes from pleasure to pain.

they should do something for how long you can go without
and only for people between 16-22 with high testostorone.

Ha, you seem to assume that people over 22 dont have super high sex drives. The differance between that age and older has alot to do with learning self control.

And you seem to equate testosterone to sex drive.. :p

Also, apparently there has been recentish study into orgasim and satisfaction and 'reloadind'

It seems to turn out that a certain molecule, I think starting with a D, cant remember its name. Anyway after reportedly good satisfaction sex this molecule is measured to be in rather high concentrations in the blood stream compared to little satisfaction. The researchers also seemed to find that 'reload' time is linked to the concentration of this molecule in the blood stream. The lower it is, the quicker you can 'reload'.
So bear that in mind those of you who have quick 'reload' times, maybe you are just having bad sex ;)

I know from my experiance that intense orgasims keep me totally satisfied and not at all wanting a reload, while average orgasim tends to have me wanting more (reloading) not long after.
I also dont like mechanical sex, basically having sex because you can, not because you have that really strong raw urge. Mechanical sex = low to average orgasim, Real sex = high satisfaction sex and a really excellent feeling of connection to my partner, which really, is the best bit..
In fact, I've found that mechanical sex can hinder that feeling of connection, that is pretty much why I dont like it, I'd rather have a flog and get it over with.

i think toll knows what he is talking about

i agree

dopamine?

aw what happened to gimpys post claiming he leaves girls sore and begging to stop. bragging about sexual prowess on the internet is always a good idea.

Yeah, I think it would have to be dopamine.

Also, go Tollazor!! Now boys, that's a man ;)

aw what happened to gimpys post claiming he leaves girls sore and begging to stop. bragging about sexual prowess on the internet is always a good idea.

lol, that's so true.

I'd rather have a flog and get it over with.

^^ I agree, that's the entire reason why I don't have a gf at the moment. Girls are just too much trouble, and besides - I havn't found anybody that I like yet; so you feel bad if you're just using people for err "mechanical" sex (if you wanna call it that, lol). Just go have a wank, problem solved. Then afterwards you can get into do better things, instead of having to have the whole over-drawn emotional aftermath that you have to deal with after having sex with somebody. I'd rather keep my dignity and say that I havn't screwed 101 ugly/skanky chicks.

Wank > Sex ( if you do it properly imo ). :D

Then afterwards you can get into do better things, instead of having to have the whole over-drawn emotional aftermath that you have to deal with after having sex with somebody

you're f***ing the wrong girls. Sex should always end with a mutual hi-5 and an ice cold pepsi max

Wank > Sex ( if you do it properly imo ) :D

So what you're saying is you're still on V plates.

you're f***ing the wrong girls. Sex should always end with a mutual hi-5 and an ice cold pepsi max

Yeah man, exactly. Like I said, still havn't found anyone decent to commit to so I just don't do anybody anymore, it aint worth it. Unless you got a mutual "buddy" scenario ;)

Dopamine is probably it, however I have a feeling it was something more specific. Darn my patchy memory.

Also, go Tollazor!! Now boys, that's a man ;)

And I'm down to earth and clean shaven ;D

hehe, o well, not real enough yet :D

last edited by Tollaz0r! at 18:24:23 14/Aug/06

Wank > Sex ( if you do it properly imo ) :D

Wait, what the f***

i agree
only i know how i really like to be touched, and surprisingly, i know where to touch me, just at the right times

also, <3 dopamine and seretonin

u guys are my favourites

Re sex making men sleepy, is this always the case? Seems like a quick pull can sometimes help wake up and get some energy/improve concentration. Also, can be good for curing or at least reducing the affects of headaches.

Wanking is better than sex, seriously.

I hate people, girls, any kind of f***ing interaction with people, so f***ing myself is the best for me. It's not from lack of offers either.

If I had my way, I'd have never been born.

aw what happened to gimpys post claiming he leaves girls sore and begging to stop. bragging about sexual prowess on the internet is always a good idea.

jesus f***ing christ, do you think anything i f***ing post on qgl is real and truth???? HOW DOES f*** OFF SOUND?

Of course, taggs is only posting in absolute innocence and sincerity?

hahahahahahahhahahahahahha

Wow. What a sad state of affairs.

:|

o_O

I hate people, girls, any kind of f***ing interaction with people

I guess that's one of the reasons why you're posting on this forum.

you're f***ing the wrong girls. Sex should always end with a mutual hi-5 and an ice cold pepsi max

I've found vanilla coke will do in a pinch.

last edited by Mantra at 14:04:27 15/Aug/06

Pepsi max is bollocks

If I had my way, I'd have never been born.

now that's honesty