Here's the Engrish manual that came with my new product. 10 points to whoever can figure it out :D



http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/9170/engrishet5.jpg

usb vibrating black dong?

LOL @ magic board.. i rike i riek..

i'm assuming it's a printer though ?

nope, not a dong, nor a printer :P

It's a mousepad! A blue backlit mousepad with a built-in 4 port USB hub

It's quite pretty.... for an evil spirit cushion :P

pics?

Clearly an evil spirit cushion!

Thats hilarious!

Crazy mousepads. It's getting to the stage where its just about impossible to get a regular rubber backed mousepad with material surface.

Is it? I see them all the time at Officeworks/K-Mart/Big W/whatever.

I just got a funky new Steelpad 5L after using $2 cloth pads for years. This thing feels like a cloth pad but tracks so so much better. And doesn't fall apart in a week.

I love the 500MA reference - that's 500 Mega Amps (quite impressive). :)

(only a factor of 1,000,000,000 out)

500MA!? What is that thing, a USB Electric Chair!?

"Correctry" = made in china

milli f***en amps ok :)

Also why would you buy this lolz

what the hell? who translated that manual because they need to be fired

Skitza, I didn't buy it deliberately. I bought a $14 "Mystery Bag of Crap" which contained, among other things, this evil spirit pad :D I scored a 3-fan notebook cooling pad too. Pretty impressed considering $7 was eaten up by postage costs.

:D

people still use mousepads?

Well I didn't own one, and now I do! Guess I will. At least for the hub and pretty blue lights. The manual makes me think it's possessed though :(

Fair enough cb

Let's see how long it lasts shall we ;)

Haha f*** off :P

Yeah, one of the usb ports is already dodgy. I need to rewire it :P

people still use mousepads?

I carry one in my laptop bag in case I have to use it on a glass table or something that otherwise cocks up the optical mouse thing.

A leather glove!