Right now, there's some council workers pouring fresh cement into the path directly in front of my house.

Clearly, I have a duty to write something into the cement.

Suggestions?

Perhaps something like:

If your child misbehaves, hit it.

or

Curse all those who walk on this square. Especially if you hit the lines.


I dunno. It's tough.

dont be a f***ing wanker and ruin their hard work, f***wit

As much as I am shocked with existence's maturity, I will also agree with him. Dead-set, dont be a f***ing tosser. It's bad enough you can never get the c***s to do any work to begin with, and when they finally do, little s***s like yourself wnat to ruin it.

edit: existence: was that you driving next to me on old cleveland road the other day?

hahaha. ok.

I should have considered their feelings before coming up with such a stupid idea.

Geez I disgust myself sometimes.

Naughty chair for you bargain!

BARGAIN WAZ ERE 06

im a concreter..

yes casa it was! lol

i was looking at the back of your car thinking .. f*** thats look hot all de badged, then i look at the plates! lol !

mother f***er, i thought you were one of my brothers mates, you look so much like him now... im sitting there waving to ya thinking it was someone else...

then i drove off and realised... "f***, that wasnt eggo" took me a couple of days to realise who it was heh

write

"his funeral will be held next tuesday"

One time was concreting for the council and straight after these school c***s started writing in it. Old mate told them where to go (home, duh) quick smart.

XX woz 'ere '06

hehe

exis: in all seriousness, I find it hard to think that they would give a f*** at all? Once they're done, they'll probably leave the street and never set their eyes on that patch of earth ever again...

If I've struck a nerve, sorry... but it just seems like it'd be a pretty tough life to choose - if you were a council path layer and seriously got pissed off at people writing s*** in paths.

well youre a smacktard

they are working for someone, and someone else has contracted them to the job

its their duty to make sure they supply what was asked for on the plan / tender

which isnt writing in the concrete, so if its f***ed, it comes back on the boss, and if the speccy wants to be a c*** he can reject the job, and it has to be ripped up and done again, at the companys expense. ripping up concrete = anywhere from 1000-1500$$ per 10square meters

thats why

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to be honest with you fella, it was more of a joke than anything. chances are pretty slim that i could be f***ed writing anything at all. I hope you don't lose too much sleep over it.


I actually think we'd get along just fine if I knew you, and I can't imagine I'd get the same sort of response from you if I did. But that's cool. This is, afterall, just an internet forum, and to you I'm just some random bloke. If you knew me you'd probably just say "nah don't do that man". But you've also gotta accept that if you weren't a concreter, you probably wouldn't give a f***.

anyways.

you could write existence sucks teh cock in the cement...

cause he does

What about something like:

Please do not write in this space.

OR

Concreting by Existence

OR

Concreters will have it hard in 24 hours

how about just

"Wet Cement"

Write "I wrote in the concrete just to piss off the concreters."

http://cement/blog/bargain

Are you like 12?

draw a big beautiful penis, nothing says i love you like a big beautiful penis, AM I RITE

press yur face into the wet cement n leave a true mark... a picture is worth a thousand words!

Are you like 12?

that's a dumb thing to write in wet cement!

NO.

(Written in capitals especially for u, Speedhax).

I agree with Orbitor - how old are u?!

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oh how cute, agent 99 is now trolling me :)

http://www.wisegeek.com/what-is-the-difference-between-concrete-and-cement.htm

Everyone please read this and take note. There will be a quiz.

dont be a f***ing wanker and ruin their hard work, f***wit

Did you feel this sort of hostility in your last high powered job to people who dont bring their trolleys back?

lol@this thread.

I vote for, "Do not read this," or, "If I were you and you were me, what sort of chicken would you be?"

Man so much hate for such a victimless crime. How about "your mum roots"

"For gay sex, call *someone you dislike's mobile number*"

"I slam for islam"

"QGL YO!"

(.)Y(.)

Booyah has hit the mark! DO EEET!

Did you feel this sort of hostility in your last high powered job to people who dont bring their trolleys back?

sorry i didnt catch what your rich high paying job was?

go back and write some emo songs you deads*** wannabe band boy

ROFL exis you make me moist, over and over again ;)

just write "marvel at this slab"

that way everyone gets what they want

it doesnt cost that much to rip up concrete! more like $10-15/m2 depending on the tip fees.. Qld recyclers take the s*** for $2/m3!

What i'd do is just render over the s*** though pete, not rip it out.. Grout is cheap as chips.

"For gay sex, call *someone you dislike's mobile number*"

I will post existences' number only if you do it

Hahaha bargain, go for it.
As long as you don't write something entirely stupid like "so and so was ere" so and so 4 so and so 4 eva" la la la.

Go for something like that 'curse all ye who tread on this square, dare ye touch the lines' you mentioned.

i fell asleep this afternoon, so it'd be hardish by now, but still writable. I thought about embedding an old toothbrush halfway in - but it'd be too hard for that now.

23 orbitor ;)

nothing wrong with being childish from time to time.

Write 'trapped in cement send help'.

write backwards, stuck in cement, send help
thus:
http://home.iprimus.com.au/whoop/cement.gif

edit: yes I know it's the same idea as fpot, but mine's backwards ok

hahaha, nice

yeah, the stuck in the cement idea rocks

If I was trapped in cement, I'd write it backwards so my saviors could read it properly.

oh noes astroboi has my phone number

we never met face to face s0n, i cant wait when we do

ffs, it's concrete, not cement!

"cry more n00b"

exis got cement in his vagina

hi exis!

ffs, it's concrete, not cement!

yeh! write that in the cement! :D

I demand pictures of the send help idea written in the cement!
Another classic worldwide pic floating round the net for sure.

perpetuation of catchphrases is awesome and a photo of that would be awesome and awesomely distributed throughout the awesome world

"Here lies Tabby the cat.
Animal, pet, friend"

Be careful dude, it starts with writing in cement/concrete. This could make you become a hardened criminal, and then you will start smoking.

once you start smoking you turn into a jerkface

splash is right, it's concrete, not cement.

Wow, persays rewording my post makes it twice as awesomly funny!