http://www.thebeerbelly.com/

And yes, it can be refrigerated !!!

http://www.secretbeerbelly.com/images/bb_home2.gif

If by chance your Beerbelly is questioned by someone in a position to ruin your fun, we suggest one of the following responses:

* This is a medical device that I think we’d both prefer not discussing or viewing in public.
* My wife is pregnant and, as part of our maternity class, I have to develop empathy by wearing this thing around in order to look fat and give myself backaches.
* Department of Homeland Security. We’re testing a new stealth form of body armor to protect our undercover agents overseas in the Global War on Terror. Don’t make me shut this place down.
* It’s full of urine, so step back or you’re gonna be sorry.
* It’s part of my religion to wear this…non-Muslim, of course.
* Want a beer?

That s*** is awesome. But boy would it either give you frostbite or warm up quickly. It would be mad for red wine;)

I can see this really taking off
for so long i have drank and yearned for that genuine authentic beer gut look, now with beer belly i can achieve that, as well as getting blotto at the same time.

Just don't let Tanaka know about it or he might spread the word to other security guards

I can see this really taking off
for so long i have drank and yearned for that genuine authentic beer gut look, now with beer belly i can achieve that, as well as getting blotto at the same time.

There's a reason they call you duck.

This will work as long as your only objective is getting smashed, as the beer gut is not a particularly appealing feature to the opposite sex. Interesting idea though.


last edited by captivate at 16:45:57 27/Apr/06

My objective is to object to your obvious objection to the principles of grammar set forth in the Oxford dictionary.

they call me duck because of my beer belly!?!

or because girls eye-f*** the s*** out of me?

Because you eat raw fish whole and fly south for the winter. Why you would fly south in the southern hemisphere I don't know but it's certainly a sight to behold.

Wait, is that right? ^

I smell an idea for drug mules!

I smell more bogans trotting the streets

I saw what i did there.

Reel

last edited by Booyah at 11:51:04 27/Apr/06

mavf***, i knew i was going to get a reaction out of you, cause you're so emo.

Go enjoy more of your time buy getting smashed while you can.

last edited by Booyah at 12:11:55 27/Apr/06

Do you enjoy talking to yourself often c*******?

orly.. don't you mean drug DUCKS!?

OH I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE BOOYAH.. SORRY WE ARE NOT ALL f***ING PERFECT MUSLIM EXTREMISTS SUCH AS YOURSELF AND THEREFORE WE'RE IMMEDIATLY CATEGORIZED INTO BOGANS BECAUSE WE DONT WEAR A f***ING TEA TOWEL ON OUR HEAD OR WANT TO BLOW UP s***.

Whoa down there buddy, lay off the steriods!

aha quick quoting there fb.

and nice delet edits there Mr O - RLY lawl


last edited by Booyah at 12:13:23 27/Apr/06

sif steroids, i just hate how cock todgers like booyah think they're better then everyone else.

seriously booyah use your f***ing brain before you post so you don't have to edit 300 times?!

I dont think i'm better than everyone else, just you.

I can edit as much as i want. Democratic country..



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Edit300: I'm off to uni to use some of my brain.



last edited by Booyah at 12:31:38 27/Apr/06

Go enjoy more of your time buy getting smashed while you can.

That's f***ing low.
I'm not one for e-threats, but I would seriously knock you the f*** out for that if you said that to his face.

Don't poke sticks at his condition you f***ing right royal c***.
Want to argue about it? pick a f***ing place and I'll be there you f***ed up piece of s***.

last edited by Loki at 12:45:35 27/Apr/06

anzacs died to defend our right to edit

don't worry loki,it's the only way he can feel better about himself and his pathetic life. :)

Just don't let Tanaka know about it or he might spread the word to other security guards

Busted!

Booyah, don't think you don't know what you don't know, only you know that.

Just a thought, Beer Breasts! So the ladies can bring their own drinks.

Just a thought, Beer Breasts! So the ladies can bring their own drinks.

Finally!!! Implants worth sucking on !!!

ahahahaha team emo unite !!

Seriously, i'm just going to ignore that threat of yours cause you'll come out of it unhappy.

Seriously, i'm just going to ignore that threat of yours cause you'll come out of it unhappy.

Yeah, I dont need to be martyr'd by 50 of your f***ing friends strapped with dynamite when I show up.

Ok see now you're thinking straight. No need to get all emotional and making threats that you can't live up to.

Lok-e

Thread destroyed

are you so miserable that all you do is undermine people on qgl all day?

Actually when you look at it, i was attacked first. I just happened to retrun the favour. I guess some people can't handle a taste of their own medicine.

why not return it with love... and a beer boob.

I so need to get the whole Beer Boob thing trademarked!!

hey knock yourself out with beer breasts, but i own beer boob already.

edit: i also own beer boobs, Big Brother has BB06 on license from me, I own Boobs of Beer (showing up in this year's Superman: Man of Steel), and "grog nipples" is "patent pending".

last edited by infi at 15:30:17 27/Apr/06

Actually when you look at it, i was attacked first. I just happened to retrun the favour. I guess some people can't handle a taste of their own medicine.

You can say whatever the hell you want to whoever.
But when you go as low as playing on someones terminal illness especially at such a young age, you are a complete f***wit..

will you two please get a room. talk beer here or f*** off outta the thread k?

Well paying out on someone's belief/race (especially when it was totally uncalled for) is pretty low in my books.

Shut the f*** up loki i dont have to explain s*** to you anyway you f***ing munyak.

agreed Loki

gee that's suprising ^^

Anyway you both made yourselves look like total wankers for taking things way too close to heart while chucking massive spidz spaz attacks (and mainly because you probably are wankers) and i've got nothing more to add.

will you two please get a room. talk beer here or f*** off outta the thread k?

Or boobs.

Well paying out on someone's belief/race (especially when it was totally uncalled for) is pretty low in my books.

If you stopped bringing attention to it yourself in every second thread, it might not come back at you.

This is Australia, nobody gives a flying f*** about you and your f***in' religion.
You're no different to any other person in this country, japanese, chinese, american, australian, Christian, Hebrew, Jew or Arab.
You're a mortal f***ing being with lungs, legs, arms, liver, kidneys. although you apparently appear to be missing a heart and a brain.

Nobody really gives a s*** so stop pulling out the defensive religion card in every thread like anybody gives a right royal f***ing toss.

Your brother said it best in one of the other threads - it's not a wonder some people think negatively of your religion etc. with the f***ed up s*** you say and the negative attention you bring with it.
I'll go digging for the thread if it's really necessary.

Take your own brothers advice, or f*** off out of this country you pleb.

While you're at it, stop acting like a completely heartless c*** and start acting like a true person and have some compassion for something as f***ed up as Mav's circumstances, even if you don't like him - respect what he's going through.
Pay out his religion, spirituality, personal appearance or his personality for all I give a s***, but don't start going on about an illness that will prematurely end his life

If you have even any balls, apologise to each other for that f***ed up s*** and get on with it.

I apologise for the martyr/50 friends comment, that was going down to the level I am speaking of that is wrong.

last edited by Loki at 16:14:51 27/Apr/06

Nobody really gives a s*** so stop pulling out the defensive religion card in every thread like anybody gives a right royal f***ing toss.

Oh the irony of that post. It was your bum chum mav that started with the religion s*** and i retaliated back. Then you come in AGAIN bringing up the religion s***. Whether you like it or not i'll be staying here for a long time so you're gonna accept it and weep. You're a waste of time, mate.

Also i dont owe you an apology. If anything it'd be for mav but since he went on the offensive i'll hold back until he steps up first. Otherwise i got no problems getting flamed and grilling you sooks in return. Just be prapared to take it.


last edited by Booyah at 16:21:21 27/Apr/06

"f you stopped bringing attention to it yourself in every second thread, it might not come back at you.

This is Australia, nobody gives a flying f*** about you and your f***in' religion.
You're no different to any other person in this country, japanese, chinese, american, australian, Christian, Hebrew, Jew or Arab.
You're a mortal f***ing being with lungs, legs, arms, liver, kidneys. although you apparently appear to be missing a heart and a brain.

Nobody really gives a s*** so stop pulling out the defensive religion card in every thread like anybody gives a right royal f***ing toss.

Your brother said it best in one of the other threads - it's not a wonder some people think negatively of your religion etc. with the f***ed up s*** you say and the negative attention you bring with it.
I'll go digging for the thread if it's really necessary.

Take your own brothers advice, or f*** off out of this country you pleb.

While you're at it, stop acting like a completely heartless c*** by giving s*** to people with a terminal illness.
Pay out his religion, spirituality, personal appearance or his personality for all I give a s***, but don't start going on about an illness that will prematurely end his life"

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Also i dont owe you an apology, if anything it'd be for mav but since he went on the offensive i'll hold back until he steps up first.

No, you don't owe me an apology. I owe you one for my out of place comment and I have given it to you.
Mav appears to be offline at the moment, but the least the both of you can do is admit you both were completely out of line and apologise to each other.

Someone has to do it first, enough with the childish "I'll do it if he does it", man up and grow up already.

[edit] As I said, flame each other about anything else, whatever; don't care.

last edited by Loki at 16:25:31 27/Apr/06

Yes daddy...

I've been flamed over the same thing ever since i joined this forum back in 2000/2001. What makes you think they're going to stop now ? cause you said so ? it's the only thing they can come up with against me but it's so predictable i've developed immunity against it.

Anyway I made it clear that my intention is there. That's enough for him to take the initiative.

(s*** i see jim lurking the skies with auto lock on, get in your nuke shelters).


last edited by Booyah at 16:36:59 27/Apr/06

I've been flamed over the same thing ever since i joined this forum back in 2001. What makes you think they're going to stop now ? cause you said so ?

Yeah this applies to pretty much everyone, you stop bringing it up, and maybe admins can start nuking/lengthy bans of people who bring it up against you.

Admins around here seem to be sitting on their hands and doing s*** all about the problem, people get post limiters for unnecessary things but it doesn't really solve the big problem.

Anyway I made it clear that my intention is there. That's enough for him to take the initiative.

Yeah fair enough, maybe mav will see this later.
And with any luck maybe you two can put these major differences aside and get on with flaming each other in slightly less sensitive aspects of each others lives :P

i dont want to say this again, but i really didnt bring up s***

BEER BELLIES !! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM' HHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

i dont want to say this again, but i really didnt bring up s***

Yeah, that's why I said it applies to everybody in general.
You don't mention it, and maybe moderators can start actually moderating and nuking/lengthy banning those who do.

I AM A CHRISTIAN

also, corona is a favourite beer of mine. however i like it with Lime (or nothing), why is it that everywhere generally only stocks lemon :(

Yeah this applies to pretty much everyone, you stop bringing it up, and maybe admins can start nuking/lengthy bans of people who bring it up against you.

Oh boo hoo, they said something bad about me have them banned!

While ya at it ban all rave talk cus everyone pays ravers out for taking drugs, oh and also we should ban everyone who calls you fat (not my words, nor am i saying you are/are not - could be someone else), hell! lets ban talking about computer games cus they make people violent!

The solution is not baning people - its a f***ing message board with messages often written by some keyboard warriors sitting behind their computers. If it was a problem for booyah he could have left the board 4-5 years ago when it started.

Stop taking life so seriously!

I AM A CHRISTIAN

So? who gives a rats ass

also, corona is a favourite beer of mine. however i like it with Lime (or nothing), why is it that everywhere generally only stocks lemon :(

Mainly cause its gay?
Men don't add fruit to beer

I AM A CHRISTIAN

IM A SCATMAN.

its true
people who like coronas dont like beer
i heard they like bum sex with men

i like beer and have a beer gut already :(

i guess i could just double up

IM A SCATMAN.

I AM BATMAN!

I AM BATMAN!

I AM SPARTACUS
(cept I'm not greek or gay)

im f***ing hungry

lol coronas.

I've been flamed over the same thing ever since i joined this forum back in 2000/2001.

you weren't even here until last year or maybe the year before. You got flamed for being a cocktard frst and foremost, then it just escalated because....yep, thats right - you're a cocktard.

There you go again acting up like your mr top s*** I know everything. I was under a different account and was named "muthahplucka" and attended a couple of qgl lans way back then. After all these years you're still the fat arrogant cunatsauras that you were from day 1 as well, except now you're even fatter after all those injuries sustained not being able to carry your own weight around.

last edited by Booyah at 22:31:08 27/Apr/06

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Thats funny Cl1nt except you don't know how to quote!!

Ah don't you just love multi-forum~ulism

Oh that's bad Hermi, to the corner with you!