I got a really really annoying virus thats latched itself onto my desktop(if I ctl+alt+del its kills itself, then if i run explorer again it comes back) any ideas how to get rid of it ??

Run a virus scanner / spybot search and destroy / format / kill yourself

replace user then press teh any key?

I second the advice in both of the previous posts

my god

I agree with the first two posts, but strongly disagree with Jim's.

Your PC is clearly being affected by sonic turbulence in the ionosphere caused by falling satellite debris. You'll need to give your desktop a 'sonic degaussment' by whistling a steady E-flat into your power supply fan for about 40 seconds.



but seriously, if you were expecting an answer other than "use a virus scanner", you're a retard.

last edited by korbs at 15:53:57 21/Apr/06

Format.

/Chuckle

It's funny because it's true.

use an anti-virus ointment, like i use for my carbuncles.

use an anti-virus ointment

Don't forget to rub it on yer balls.....

Need more information man!

is your computer on a treadmill?

Delete C:\WINDOWS
that should fix it.

also you might need to change the sub-harmonic feilds surrounding your desk top..

last edited by TufNuT at 23:06:50 21/Apr/06

also you might need to change the sub-harmonic feilds surrounding your desk top

Also, don't forget to invert the polarity of said field.

clearly your ram's in your rom and the megabytes are too big for the hard disk

The funeral will be held next week

mulim

i thought it was http://mbm.livewiredev.com/ ?

Also, don't forget to invert the polarity of said field.

Don't forget to apply a tachyon pulse to the field, otherwise the streams may get crossed. And that's bad.

make sure the flux capacitator is switched to 9044Htz otherwise you'll fry the tachyon pulse

of course c***! How could we be so stupid!

Place your computer on a treadmill travelling at 88mph and then never install the virus in the first place.

install a virus to battle the other virus to the death